I once brought quinoa to a barbeque with friends when we were drinking. My very overweight, blubbery friend made fun of me saying "hahaa, what kind of a man brings FUCKING QUINOA to a barbeque?!".
I see the humour in that, but I was also the man who brought the biggest cut of steak (22 oz), a shit ton of veges, and the biggest, strongest beers (7.5 - 9.5%). It was sweet as I stood above his chair eating my steak and looking at his fat rolls on his neck.