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Reasons Men Suck
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Dino, luv ya' but this should cover the subject...
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david
Dino, Dino only Dino! He heh! Time for us guys to counteract this one! 
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Ah...I get it,it's a conspiracy against me...Originally posted by Tank316
ditto.
Another thread where I'm blamed for everything that goes bad...
Blame it on dero!!!
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Originally posted by dino
Not sure if this was posted before, be here we go again.........
1 - They can't settle down. Its like they have to spread their seed to everyone.
2 - All men are such hypocrites! If you're their friend they'll tell you that you need to find a real man and stop falling for such assholes. But when you fall for them they'll break your heart just like the rest.
3 - Just b/c it "feels right" means its ok. They completely forget about your feelings too.
4 - They rub it in your face that you can't have them.
5 - They deny what they said even when they know it was true at that time!
6 - The word love isn???t in their vocabulary, only lust "nothing" is good to wear
7 - That lovely black gunk under their finger nails from always working on their car
8 ??? The little head
9 - Their ego
10 - They get jealous easily
11 - "Good times" are when you???re in a dark room together
12 - They make you want them over and over again, and each time they hurt you like before
13 - 20 minutes is enough grieving time
14 - their ebonics
15 - I love you means I want sex
16 - Wanna be playaz
17 - Power tools are an extension of genitalia
18 - Pants are 4 sizes too big
19 - Male pattern baldness
20 - They BS constantly
21 - The geniuses tell your best friend secrets and expect them not to tell you
22 - When they???re w/ their girlfriend they look at other girls
23 - Scratch "their stuff" every 15 minutes
24 - Smell bad if not drenched in cologne
25 - They always wanna get w/ your friends
It sounds like you dated a few pricks like I have. Where are all the good men at? I want a good looking rich man who is a good man. I'm sick of men who lie and tell us what they think we want to hear.
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What thing like "your hot" and your not but you like to hear it anyways?
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Good one man
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You like the dumb bimbos who are as fake as all the plastic surgery they have had. Go have fun with your Barbie Doll with no brain and no soul. You wouldn't know a real natural beautiful woman if she came up and hit you upside your head.
You like the dumb bimbos who are as fake as all the plastic surgery they have had. Go have fun with your Barbie Doll with no brain and no soul. You wouldn't know a real natural beautiful woman if she came up and hit you upside your head.
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dero mudge and mmafiter got it right
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Actually I prefer a "natural" woman, sexy is allot of things and barbie like dumb is not one of them, but inteligence and poise are.
mmafiter
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mmafiter
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Originally posted by Mudge
Mudge...........You are the King buddy. That is the funniest one I have ever seen!
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When I am most attracted to a woman overall, is when I can talk to them about anything without having to fear them jumping on my back for an opinion (generally because you agree), I like open minded intelligent people. I will fully admit that I have my general physical preferences, but there was one particular woman who I was not attracted to who I later ended up falling for, of course after awhile I could not see how I didn't like them physically before, but in general she wasn't my type.
I do agree though that as I get older, it seems that alot of guys NEVER grow up, once in awhile you even come across guys in thier 60s who are a little short tempered and immature. There is a German saying, "Too soon old, too late smart."
Thanks I just lucked onto that one today, I love those stupid GIFs
When I am most attracted to a woman overall, is when I can talk to them about anything without having to fear them jumping on my back for an opinion (generally because you agree), I like open minded intelligent people. I will fully admit that I have my general physical preferences, but there was one particular woman who I was not attracted to who I later ended up falling for, of course after awhile I could not see how I didn't like them physically before, but in general she wasn't my type.
I do agree though that as I get older, it seems that alot of guys NEVER grow up, once in awhile you even come across guys in thier 60s who are a little short tempered and immature. There is a German saying, "Too soon old, too late smart."
Thanks
I just lucked onto that one today, I love those stupid GIFs 
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SHB,
You crack me up, you get on the guys about wanting an attractive woman, but you say over and over how you want a GOOD LOOKING, RICH man. I sure am glad that not all women are as shallow and materialistic as you are, what would you do if he lost all his money. Why you would have to leave him of course.
SHB,
You crack me up, you get on the guys about wanting an attractive woman, but you say over and over how you want a GOOD LOOKING, RICH man. I sure am glad that not all women are as shallow and materialistic as you are, what would you do if he lost all his money. Why you would have to leave him of course.
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You guys are ALL nuts.....
I'll be back sooner or later with more........
I'll be back sooner or later with more........
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david
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Hey! How did you get in my old house!!!!!
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Hey! How did you get in my old house!!!!!
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Too funny. Once again you show your true ways. Before you stated it was a joke, but here you are saying the same damn thing. You're not all there are you.
I'm thinkin you'll end up a lonely lonely woman, I just cant see any "good looking" let alone "rich" man wanting to be with your flabby ass. Now go find yourself another bar slut contest to enter and LOSE.
Too funny. Once again you show your true ways. Before you stated it was a joke, but here you are saying the same damn thing. You're not all there are you.
I'm thinkin you'll end up a lonely lonely woman, I just cant see any "good looking" let alone "rich" man wanting to be with your flabby ass. Now go find yourself another bar slut contest to enter and LOSE.
Why does a guy have to be "rich" to win someones heart over? Hate to say it but sounds like you want a life of bon bons and Oprah, I've never thought of that as a definition of "love" but to each thier own.
