Requirements For A Bachelor Party?

[largepkg]

OK, here's the deal. My best man is throwing my bachelor party and gave me a few options.

Before I give you the options I would like to ask you a question. Are strippers required for a proper bachelor party? I'm all for grabbing a few titties and rubbing my face between them but for the amount of money that's going to be spent I suggested a gambling trip to Atlantic City. Of course I wouldn't mind finding a girl in the room for a one on one show at the end of the night either.


Option 1. Dinner at the best steak house in town. Hop on a party bus and bounce from strip club to strip club until we fall on our face.

Option 2. Go to Hard Rock Casino (yes, the one where Anna Nicole died at) and have dinner, party, play some poker, and have a room with 2-3 strippers for a private show. *Note* This place isn't a full casino. It's a glorified poker hall with slot machines. I'm not a big fan.

Option 3. Weekend trip to Atlantic City with the guys. Gamble and drink until you fall over. My best man more than likely will get me a stripper for the room but it wouldn't really matter. Like I said I wouldn't mind but it's not a big deal to me. I would rather tear the town up gambling and drinking like a fish. Good memories usually happen on these types of trips, the parts I can remember anyway.


So, what are your thoughts/ideas?

 

[tucker01]

All three options sound pretty good.

All that matters is Titties, good friends, and a shit load of alcohol.

 

[goob]

Whores, B-girls, harlots, hookers, hustlers, ladies of the evening, prostitutes, scarlet women, streetwalkers, sluts, working girls.

Did I miss anything?

 

[Decker]

I thought you just got divorced?

 

[tucker01]

On top of that come up to Canada.... The women will show you a good time. Plus you get the benefit of the canadian dollar

Oh yeah and then I can come along

 

[largepkg]

I thought you just got divorced?

No Sir, quite the opposite. I was the one DOMS and "he who shall not be named" were trying to talk out of marriage. My big day is 4 weeks away. The bachelor party is looking like AC the weekend of 3/3.

 

[largepkg]

On top of that come up to Canada.... The women will show you a good time. Plus you get the benefit of the canadian dollar

Oh yeah and then I can come along

Iain, you a pimp? Can you hook a brother up?

 

[goob]

No Sir, quite the opposite. I was the one DOMS and "he who shall not be named" were trying to talk out of marriage. My big day is 4 weeks away. The bachelor party is looking like AC the weekend of 3/3.

Lord Voldemort was on I.M?????

 

[Decker]

No Sir, quite the opposite. I was the one DOMS and "he who shall not be named" were trying to talk out of marriage. My big day is 4 weeks away. The bachelor party is looking like AC the weekend of 3/3.

Congratulations my friend. I wish you all the best.

All your choices sound good. A weekend trip sounds all right but 3 days of drinking, gambling and ladies and...I forgot what the hell my point was.

Enjoy!

 

[largepkg]

Lord Voldemort was on I.M?????

That would be "He Who Must Not Be Named".

 

[goob]

That would be "He Who Must Not Be Named".

Just kidding. Congrats on the marriage, and the Bachelor party will be some night. Enjoy.

 

[Bakerboy]

Sounds like a blast; I want to come.

 

[tucker01]

Iain, you a pimp? Can you hook a brother up?

don't need to be a pimp. strip clubs up here are a different breed.

 

[largepkg]

Congratulations my friend. I wish you all the best.

All your choices sound good. A weekend trip sounds all right but 3 days of drinking, gambling and ladies and...I forgot what the hell my point was.

Enjoy!

Thanks Decker. I'll sip a 30 year Glenfiddich just for you my friend.

 

[maniclion]

That would be "He Who Must Not Be Named".

I refer to him as Person Non Grata...

Bachelor parties need at least 1 donkey...

 

[tucker01]

Thanks Decker. I'll sip a 30 year Glenfiddich just for you my friend.

Blah get some good scotch

 

[largepkg]

don't need to be a pimp. strip clubs up here are a different breed.

I knew Canada couldn't be all bad.

 

[largepkg]

Blah get some good scotch

 

[largepkg]

I refer to him as Person Non Grata...

Bachelor parties need at least 1 donkey...

I like sheep. Something about the "bahhhh" sound that does it for me. I'm sure in AC I'll found a rat as big as a sheep so that could work as well.

 

[tucker01]

HAve you tried Aberlour? 16 yo

 

[fletcher6490]

don't need to be a pimp. strip clubs up here are a different breed.

Yes they are. 5 bucks will get you a bj from a smoking hot chick.

 

[largepkg]

HAve you tried Aberlour? 16 yo

Not that I recall. To be honest I'm not a big scotch fan. I'll enjoy one and a cigar when around the boys.

 

[MCx2]

I've been to a few bachelor parties and I've actually done option 3.

You can't go wrong at the Seminole either.

So I would say either 2 or 3.

 

[largepkg]

I've been to a few bachelor parties and I've actually done option 3.

You can't go wrong at the Seminole either.

So I would say either 2 or 3.

Problem is I like real gambling.

 

[the nut]

On top of that come up to Canada.... The women will show you a good time. Plus you get the benefit of the canadian dollar

Oh yeah and then I can come along

Club Super Sexe!

 

[fletcher6490]

Good ole Canada, where the women are hot and slutty and the guys...well the guys are a bunch of fruits.

 

[MCx2]

Problem is I like real gambling.

Option 3 it is!

 

[the nut]

Atlantic City strip bars might be the worst ever. But then again, you could just skip the appetizers and go stright to the main course.

 

[largepkg]

Like I said the strippers and dancers are not the most important to me. I'm much more interested in gambling, drinking, and hangin with my boys. The guys I hang with will make it very interesting. When ever we get together in Vegas or the Bahamas we always have stories that are great.

I guess a cock tease or busting a nut on a $10 crack whore never sounded appealing to me.

The reason I brought this whole thing up was because my best man thinks I should have a traditional bachelor party. You know strip clubs and all. I would rather a weekend to remember.

 

[ponyboy]

Your bachelor party should be about what you want, not your best man. If you don't want the rippers, then don't have them. Tell him what you want and he should take care of it, whether there are women involved or not.

The party I threw for my best bud was a round of golf followed by drinking and poker tourneys with the boys. No strippers and no hookers and it was a great time.

That being said, I'm in full support of coming to Canada for the strippers. The Brass Rail is an incredible club if you have enough $$$.