Rock's Whoring Thread

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morning running just feels strange

 

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my body has no endurance at 6 AM

 

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but a 45 min weight workout at 5-7 AM rocks

 

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I stole cowbells avitar........but only for a short time

 

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There 6 birth days in my family next month

 

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and in oct there 8

 

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this time of the year kills me for shopping for gifts

 

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its like JR Xmass

 

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I love the X in Xmass

 

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just cut god out of the entire deal

 

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I hope the person that came up with that idea was given 10 million bucks

 

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Xmas is just a pagan Holiday anyway

 

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the hippie jesus was born in June or around that month

 

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great way to destroy an opponent's religion

 

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take there land by force

 

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rule them

 

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and make their religious holidays the same as yours

 

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and humans think they have a soul

 

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My cat can read

 

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Any container that says pounce on it he will stare at like its a wounded bunny.

 

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When I was in college back in 1990 I had this tough tom cat

 

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15 lbs all muscle

 

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he ruled the neighborhood like a fiend

 

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I had 4 room mates in this house

 

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I went to the pet store and got 3 little white mouses

 

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we all got in the kitchen

 

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closed it off

 

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sat on the counters

 

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I dropped the mice on the floor

 

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and we all watched my cat chace those bitches down