Rusty the Bartender

[MJ23]

Rusty is getting ready to close the Bar for the night when a robber bursts in and pulls a gun."This is a stickup" He yells. " Put your dough in a bag."
"Dont Shoot," pleads Rusty. "I will do whatever you say"
Rusty then stuff all the money into a bag and hand it over. The crook snatches it and then puts the gun to Rusty's head and says
"All right, now give me a Blow-Job."
"Anything," Cries Rusty like a Pussy. "Just dont shoot"

So Rusty gets on his knees and starts blowing the guy. After a few minutes, the robber gets so excited that he drops his gun.
Rusty picks up the gun off the floor and hands it back to the robber.
"Hold the Gun Dammit," he says. " One of my friends might walk in"

 

[kuso]

 

[Rusty]

Originally posted by MJ23
Rusty is getting ready to close the Bar for the night when a robber bursts in and pulls a gun."This is a stickup" He yells. " Put your dough in a bag."
"Dont Shoot," pleads Rusty. "I will do whatever you say"
Rusty then stuff all the money into a bag and hand it over. The crook snatches it and then puts the gun to Rusty's head and says
"All right, now give me a Blow-Job."
"Anything," Cries Rusty like a Pussy. "Just dont shoot"

So Rusty gets on his knees and starts blowing the guy. After a few minutes, the robber gets so excited that he drops his gun.
Rusty picks up the gun off the floor and hands it back to the robber.
"Hold the Gun Dammit," he says. " One of my friends might walk in"

OK, ass wipe...........you asked for it........The gloves are off...

 

[MJ23]

Re: Re: Rusty the Bartender

Originally posted by Rusty
OK, ass wipe...........you asked for it........The gloves are off...

bump

 

[Tank316]

hey Rusty could i get a coors lig.....................omg!!!!!

 

[Rusty]

Originally posted by Tank316
hey Rusty could i get a coors lig.....................omg!!!!!

Your not funny either, you big footed bitch........

 

[Tank316]

well, you know what they say about the size of a mans foot. my bad

 

[kuso]

Originally posted by Tank316
hey Rusty could i get a coors lig.....................omg!!!!!

You seem to have caught him with his hands ( and mouth ) full

 

[Rusty]

You two fuckers are not funny..........

 

[MJ23]

Originally posted by kuso
You seem to have caught him with his hands ( and mouth ) full

Bump

 

[Tank316]

Originally posted by Rusty
You two fuckers are not funny..........

must be talking to MJ and Kuso, no wait, he cant his mouth is full.

 

[DaMayor]

Rusty, the bartender...likes his .straight up

 

[david]

 

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