Shit!!

[j rizz]

since starting my new bulking diet.. i have been noticing that my shit has become very hard.. is this due to the protein or that im eating clean food and my body is shitting out pure waste.. or is this not normal??
anyone else with this??

 

[thatguy]

Drink more water. I had the same reaction and more water fixed the problem.

 

[PreMier]

Eat more fiber also..

 

[JLB001]

are they floaters or sinkers? Floaters are good. Sinkers are the bad stuff going bye bye

 

[DOMS]

"Bad Stuff"?

 

[Witmaster]

are they floaters or sinkers? Floaters are good. Sinkers are the bad stuff going bye bye

OK, you just threw me....

Does this mean that "floaters" are good stuff being passed through OR is it Good to have Floaters?

Sinkers, you stated, are "bad stuff going bye bye" so I conclude the obvious that bad stuff going bye bye is good. I'm no fecal expert so.... enlighten me please

 

[JLB001]

Ok...when you eat junk food you get sinkers, when you eat clean you have floaters.

 

[Paynne]

It's amazing how much one can learn on a forum.

 

[j rizz]

lol

 

[guitar_man04]

Thats odd. I agree with paynne. Never heard it but I am willing to buy it.

 

[thatguy]

I second that.

 

[PreMier]

Its because of the fiber.. The more fiber you get, the better, and it will lower the density, making it 'float'.

 

[Curlingcadys]

were certainly not here to leave ANYTHING in the dark are we?!

oddly enough I learned somthing..

 

[Cold Iron]

You know you're hardcore when you check out your shit to see if it floats..

 

[Metalman777]

Greens, greens,greens + lots of water +fiber... and you'll be all set..

 

[jaim91]

I heard that there was a certain way to rub your stomach in order to stimulate yoru bowels. Is this an urban legend??

 

[crazy_enough]

I heard that there was a certain way to rub your stomach in order to stimulate yoru bowels. Is this an urban legend??

Its prolly true...If you can stimulate or accelerate the birth of a child thru belly massages during labor, I bet you can do the same with...well, bowels....While I hate to compare children to doodoo.....

 

[Pylon]

While I hate to compare children to doodoo.....

You've clearly never met the kids running around in my neighborhood...

 

[crazy_enough]

You've clearly never met the kids running around in my neighborhood...

LOLOLOL

 

[mikeruurds]

I'd better ask for a little "extra attention" the next time I go for a Swedish full body massage!

 

[bracewater]

add a cucumber to your diet everyday.


like clockwork

 

[BigDyl]

What if it does the backstroke while saying "Hidey Ho! Is that good or bad?

 

[thatguy]

Definitely good. That means you have "happy poop."

 

[Witmaster]

What if it does the backstroke while saying "Hidey Ho! Is that good or bad?

Well, it probably means you ate the wrong kind of mushrooms in your salad that day. Whether it is good or bad is entirely up to you

 

[j rizz]

AHAHAHAAHA!!!!
i knew my the shrooms on my salad were tasting a little bit like styrofoam

 

[DemolitionNine]

ROFL ... this's too damned funny....

 

[j rizz]

well.. what if ur turds are to long and half of it sinks and the other half comes out of the water onto the bowl...??? then what?
should i cut it in half into 2 perfectly simetrical turds of equal diameter and weight them using the method of water displacement???

 

[crazy_enough]

well.. what if ur turds are to long and half of it sinks and the other half comes out of the water onto the bowl...??? then what?
should i cut it in half into 2 perfectly simetrical turds of equal diameter and weight them using the method of water displacement???

Oh Gosh....I don't think that you should even be considering any "turd" manipulation !!!!

I was told that a healthy person should technicaly dump about 12 inches worth of solid humm.....waste, twice a day. 12 inches!!!!!! Thats soundz like a whole lotta doodoo...

 

[largepkg]

well.. what if ur turds are to long and half of it sinks and the other half comes out of the water onto the bowl...??? then what?
should i cut it in half into 2 perfectly simetrical turds of equal diameter and weight them using the method of water displacement???

Where is Dale when you need him? He would be the expert of fecal weight.

 

[Witmaster]

well.. what if ur turds are to long and half of it sinks and the other half comes out of the water onto the bowl...??? then what?
should i cut it in half into 2 perfectly simetrical turds of equal diameter and weight them using the method of water displacement???

I'm thinking you need a hobbie