So how's your sex life?

[Crono1000]

Here's the Sex Forum's answer to a whore thread.

Sex lives naturally have their ups and downs, so how's it going at the moment? Are you in a fresh relationship going at it 3 or 4 times a day? Are you in a new bed every night? Or is your idea of who to go out with tonight Johnson&Johnson or Mr. Bubbles, Lefty or Righty? Maybe you and your hubby have finally discovered how great it is to be peed on (c'mon, you know I had to say it).

Discuss!

 

[Rocco32]

Sex?!? What's sex, I'm married.

 

[gococksDJS]

Me and Wristina have been dating since I was 12 and still going strong...

 

[Hurri]

been having lots of meaningless sex with girls i have no feelings for. i really want a girlfriend

 

[Flex]

been having lots of meaningless sex with girls i have no feelings for

whats wrong with that


i don't have a gf, but lately mine has been good ....

Mom: Why don't you git yourself a nice giiiirl?

Tommy: I git a nice one almost ev'ry night, ma.

Mom: Ya, but get one that you could settle down with.

Tommy: I settle down awmost ev'ry night, but den in the mornin' I'm free, I love you

-Goodfellas

 

[RexStunnahH]

Right now?.........Side Stroke!......my lady gives birth in mid febuary....so not much longer.

 

[Vieope]

 

[Little Wing]

so we confess our sins in here now is that it? i have been touching myself just a little....

 

[Shae]

My male radar is out of wack. Whichever one I have the hots for is either taken, gay, devorced with kids, or is as old as my dad. It just absolutely sucks. You know what I mean?


So I just fantasize about The Rock, Shawn Michaels, or Randy Orton when I masturbate. Hey, its better than not having sex at all you know. You all must fantasize about someone hot when you masterbate. Do you?

 

[Little Wing]

i will touching shae later in the war thread in case anyone wants to play....





































the game.

 

[Shae]

Oh, and Lukey................................NO WATCHING!


















Just kiddin hon, I had to do that.

 

[Flex]

so we confess our sins in here now is that it? i have been touching myself just a little....

So I just fantasize about The Rockgazer69, Luke Michaels, or Flex Orton when I masturbate. Hey, its better than not having sex at all you know.

You guys are great

 

[Shae]

^ Oh, and thanx 4 that though Flex.

 

[Flex]

^ Oh, and thanx 4 that though Flex.

The pleasure is all mine. No, wait. The pleasure is all yours, but your welcome. Oh geez, i'm getting all flustered.

 

[DemolitionNine]

Mine Sucks...

 

[maniclion]

Great right now 20 minutes of foreplay this morning followed by 10 minutes of slow fast slow fast pumping action and she left my balls dripping wet.

 

[Shae]

The pleasure is all mine. No, wait. The pleasure is all yours, but your welcome. Oh geez, i'm getting all flustered.

 

[PreMier]

Mine Sucks...

I hope your a girl

 

[maniclion]

Quote:
Originally Posted by DemolitionNine
Mine Sucks...

I hope your a girl

He's opening wide for you PreM

 

[Little Wing]

Great right now 20 minutes of foreplay this morning followed by 10 minutes of slow fast slow fast pumping action and she left my balls dripping wet.

 

[DemolitionNine]

Quote:
Originally Posted by DemolitionNine
Mine Sucks...




He's opening wide for you PreM

LOL...


Not so much.

My girlfriend *sucks* for me.... (hint hint) ... however... we haven't porked in a while. Her damned BC pills royally screwed up her system...

 

[fantasma62]

Sex?!? What's sex, I'm married.

Got that right!!!!.....LOL

 

[LittleKid]

So how's your sex life?

It's dead

 

[Little Wing]

scary. if me n shae are going to have our 1st lesbian/bondage experience we might need some advice....

 

[Flex]

scary. if me n shae are going to have our 1st lesbian/bondage experience we might need some advice....

OH OH can i join?

 

[Little Wing]

sure war thread just wing it we are...

 

[419Para_Dice]

my girlfriend and i have sex all the time, and its awesome

-Efrin

 

[soxmuscle]

I put peanut butter on my penis and have my dog lick it off, does that count?

 

[gococksDJS]

I put peanut butter on my penis and have my dog lick it off, does that count?

Only if it's your dog...

 

[soxmuscle]

Only if it's your dog...

..but im more a attracted to retreivers!