So...I thought my weenis was going to explode.

[Pianomahnn]

Having a great time and all, all of a sudden around an inch below the tip, kinda inside, my freaking weenis feels like someone is jabbing a knife into it.

Okay...so I have to stop because I'm about to pass out.

I venture into the bathroom and rip off the rubber, poke at it, and cry.

Take a wee wee, and it freaking hurts like hell.

I go to bed.

Wake up, no more problems. Do a little jiggy that day, no problems.

WTF? I'm thinking I ripped a little skin in muh urethra and it just healed up, no more problems.

Either way, I felt like dying for a short while, not to mention it ruined the s3x0r.

 

[MJ23]

ahhhhhhhh.....

 

[irontime]

FUQING OUCH!...........and thanx for sharing

 

[Pianomahnn]

Originally posted by irontime
FUQING OUCH!...........and thanx for sharing

You know you got moist.

 

[kuso]

Originally posted by Pianomahnn
You know you got moist.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Arnold]

maybe you have Chlamydia.

 

[kuso]

Originally posted by Prince
maybe you have Chlamydia.

Is that you ex-girlfriends name??

 

[Arnold]

Originally posted by kuso
Is that you ex-girlfriends name??

no, it's a disease you get when your girlfriend cheats on you!

 

[kuso]

Jees, P-man...sorry to hear about that

 

[Pianomahnn]

Hardy har har.

I choose women wisely. It's easy to pick out a woman who would cheat and who wouldn't. Very easy.

 

[mmafiter]

Originally posted by Pianomahnn
Hardy har har.

I choose women wisely. It's easy to pick out a woman who would cheat and who wouldn't. Very easy.

Oh really? What's the criteria?

 

[Pianomahnn]

You have to look at how they are. The way they handle themselves, their treatment of other people, commitment to anything.

The women on Joe Millionaire: all little whores.

How about how the woman looks at you? A lot can be read from a person's eyes.

 

[I Are Baboon]

Originally posted by Pianomahnn
It's easy to pick out a woman who would cheat and who wouldn't. Very easy.

I would agree with that.

 

[Pianomahnn]

See, baboon knows.

Perhaps, mm, yer just not as kewl as him and I.

 

[MJ23]

Originally posted by kuso
Jees, P-man...sorry to hear about that

 

[cornfed]

Originally posted by Pianomahnn
You have to look at how they are. The way they handle themselves, their treatment of other people, commitment to anything.

The women on Joe Millionaire: all little whores.

How about how the woman looks at you? A lot can be read from a person's eyes.

Looks are decieving, and nothing can predict it flawlw=essly, trust me

 

[MJ23]

Originally posted by cornfed
Looks are decieving, and nothing can predict it flawlw=essly, trust me

Humm...

What happened to you buddy.. What was his name???

 

[cornfed]

there's a long story and doesn't involve cheating, but you just can't tell, even w/ "nice girls"

 

[CRASHMAN]

criteria for women cheating being a women i'll get you you stu...... nvm

 

[Mr.Guvernment]

ouch! maybe a kidney stone that made it that far and could not get an further - and when you took a leak it dissolved it and out it went!

but if not, oh well! hope it don't happen again!