The Biggest Lies in the Gym

[min0 lee]

• I don't want to get too big.
• Today is my light day.
• I'll do abs tomorrow.
• I'm not really trying to pick you up.
• This baseball cap protects my eyes from the glaring lights.
• I don't go to the gym to check out the babes. Honest.
• I used to lift ...
• Its supposed to bounce off my chest like that.
• I don't do squats, 'cause they're bad for the knees.
• I'm just getting back into it.
• I don't do legs because I don't like it when they rub together.
• I was not staring.
• I don't care how I look, I just wanna be strong.
• It's all you.
• I've been sick lately.
• I do circuits for the exercise.
• I don't care about how strong I am, I just wanna look good.
• I didn't notice the babe - I'm here to workout.
• No, I got these gains by using Creatine.
• I'm not a juicer.
• I had too much alcohol last night.
• I haven't worked out in weeks.
• I lifted a lot more than that last time.
• I always put my weights back when I'm done!
• I always clean my sweat/chalk off the equipment.
• I didn't drop it - it slipped.
• You don't need to lift heavy.
• I can't do squats, I have bad knees.
• I just injured my ___ a couple weeks ago.
• I don't need to do legs because I run/walk/cycle on the weekends.
• You only have to do 1 set.
• I go to the gym to work on my fitness.
• Callus prevention? No I wear gloves to help my grip.
• I never cheat.

 

[BoneCrusher]

min0 you probably just nailed every member of this forum at LEAST once ...

 

[QuestionGuy]

I noticed a few I did before...

 

[sgtneo]

lol pretty good kinda anying though cause we rarely get any decent looking women in our gym.

pisses me of abit when i have to search every where for the right dumbells even though there are labelled places for em

 

[Vieope]

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/showthread.php?t=26622

 

[Egoatdoor]

I'm not lifting ___ lbs on the ___ to impress the cute girl over there.

I don't care that my buddy( or training partner) can lift more than I can.

I took ___ and it didn't do anything for me. And its not because my training program and nutrition suck and I overtrain.

My workouts never go longer than one hour. This includes the time it takes me to do a proper warmup, a proper cool down afterwards, put the weights on and off the bar, hook and unhook cables, pick up and return dumbbells from the rack, write my weights in my log, rest between sets, get drinks of water so I keep my body hydrated, go from one station to the next, wait for other people to do their sets while I work in and everything else that can slow a workout down.

I use every plate on the rack during my workouts, not just the 45s.

 

[Teen_Lifter]

minO, you seem good at this. Have you used a bunch of these yourself? I have used a few of these myself.....I know that lol.

 

[min0 lee]

minO, you seem good at this. Have you used a bunch of these yourself? I have used a few of these myself.....I know that lol.

I admit I have used the following.

• I'll do abs tomorrow.
• I don't care how I look, I just wanna be strong.
• lifted a lot more than that last time.

 

[Teen_Lifter]

I like to work abs, so I can't use that one. I've DEFINATLY used the "did more than that last time" one though......on several occasions actually lol. Oh yeah, the "I'm just getting back into it" is a good one i've used too

 

[CowPimp]

• You only have to do 1 set.

How is this a lie? If perform with the utmost intensity, then one set is all that is needed.

 

[Gun-Ryo]

i dont go to the gym to check out babes, most are all hitting on the gangster loser kids, scum of the school girls. babes are last thing i do this for, honestly im not sure what, girls are probably a reason, but not the girls in there

 

[Duncans Donuts]

You only have to do 1 set.

sigh

 

[min0 lee]

How is this a lie? If perform with the utmost intensity, then one set is all that is needed.

sigh

Sorry guys. I didn't get to edit a couple of things.
In the meantime you can speak to my lawyer. He has informed me to keep quiet.

His name is.........Johnnnny

 

[Spitfire]

This baseball cap protects my eyes from the glaring lights.
I use it cause I dont like people looking at me, Hats are a life saver

 

[Spitfire]

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/showthread.php?t=26622

why does it seem that V has already made a thread about everything?

 

[min0 lee]

He is ahead of his time.

 

[Spitfire]

Sorry guys. I didn't get to edit a couple of things.
In the meantime you can speak to my lawyer. He has informed me to keep quiet.

His name is.........Johnnnny

Looks like its the death penalty for you

 

[min0 lee]

But..But...

 

[QuestionGuy]

haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I admit I have used the following.

• I'll do abs tomorrow.
• I don't care how I look, I just wanna be strong.
• lifted a lot more than that last time.

I got you mino !!!!!! MINO IS A GUY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL, I got it this time. You screwed up this time, hehehe, if you were a girl then I doubt that #3 on your list would even matter!!! hehehehhe, Did I fugure it out to late ??? hehe..

 

[min0 lee]

Why can't we train hard.
Ask my partner Shutup, she is mighty strong.

 

[min0 lee]

I shall reveal my identity one of these days.

 

[sgtneo]

we all await that day

 

[min0 lee]

 

[Purdue Power]

My lifting partner is a female powerlifter. She is always pissed when she doesn't get as much as she had the previous week. She is transitioning to bodybuilding now, so she is bound to lose some of her strength while she is cutting down to start.

 

[Flex]

I've never said any of those , with the exception of "i don't care about strength, i just want to get big". and i was absolutely serious about that...

 

[Luke9583]

I've never said any of those , with the exception of "i don't care about strength, i just want to get big". and i was absolutely serious about that...

I haven't either

 

[min0 lee]

I forgot to add this one....

• I never said any of those lies.

 

[vellanator]

"I didn't fart, it was the guy here before me!"

 

[min0 lee]

They did that to me.
Freakin guy farted next to me and left, leaving behind a cloud of fart. So now a couple of people walk by giving me a mean look thinking I did it.

 

[vellanator]