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The Burden Of Being A Republican

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busyLivin said:
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This is great! Ahahahahahahaha
 
DFINEST said:
Republicans do as much shiat as democrats
AND BOTH parties are full of shiatheads

Even though I'm a diehard Republican myself, this is one quote I COMPLETELY agree with. Good job DFINEST. :thumb:
 
redspy said:
Things you have to believe to be a Republican today:

Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "We can't find Bin Laden" diversion"
He was also a bad guy when he imposed restrictions on him for his aggression, but a GOOD guy when he kicked the inspectors out when it was politically inconvenient for Clinton to do anything about it. I dunno wtf Cheney was doing business with him for, He should have plenty of time to think about that in a jail cell. :D
redspy said:
Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with
China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
Um, no. Trade with Cuba is wrong because theirs a fukhead controlling OUR land. If I were ever elected, The first thing I would do is drop that sob, and make it Cuba County, Fl. Dunno about Vietnam, but China is vital because our economy would return to the stoneages if we cut ties with them. Also, they <3 our $$, and possibly one of few reasons they have to not invade us. Oh, er, wait.. Forgot Im a right wing nut job, that would never happen. Its pure coincidence that France said that same thing about Germany.. Like, 5 minutes before they realized they were being overrun.

redspy said:
The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest
national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
Thats one of the most dumbass comments Ive read in a while. Remind me again.. Who made those resolutions?? France?? Germany, Australia?? Mexico?? Who decided to tell these fuckheads to get off their asses when they failed to keep THEIR inspectors in Iraq after Sadam kicked them out??
Are we supposed to get the document signed, say good luck and leave?? Knowing their track record? Enforcing UN resolutions? As I remember those are the thing AMERICA said needed to be done, and the rest of the world agreed. Since the rest of the world was too pussy to act on the decided date given the fact that the documents Sadam submitted were anything BUT satisfactory, WE had to do it. I praise the countries that went with us to Iraq, and we should not pull out of the UN. Quite the opposite, we need to kick out the countries that signed resolution 1441 and refused to act when it expired. We need to put up a website of names of countries no longer in/defended by the UN so they're free to anyone with overwhelming force.

redspy said:
A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but
multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind
without regulation.
Im pro choice, but Ive yet to see these corporations put their drugs into our water supply. Honestly I have no idea what they're talking about, any info appreciated :)

redspy said:
Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary
Clinton.
rofl,so true.. Wahabbi muslims are the highest on my list of extremist religions, christians rank as #2. The extremist muslims are out to kill anyone who doesnt accept their religion, The extremist christians are out to have anyone who doesnt agree with their pov put in jail, because they just outlawed something harmless that god hates.
redspy said:
The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches
while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
Hopefully thats the beginning of a 3 part plan. those first 2 make our troops hate Bush, part 3 is we have him assassinated.

redspy said:
If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
What are you talking about, that makes complete sense. Also, If we dont teach children about guns in school, they will never shoot a person, because they wont know what it is.

redspy said:
A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then
demand their cooperation and money.
I Dont know what we did in the,"war on terrorism" that belittled our allies. Germany helped us very willingly. As my friend Otto, who was in the German military(mandatory service) put it, Germany is trying to be helpful so people will stop thinking germany... World war and Hitler, holocaust. Although he said the Military is still EXTREMELY Nazi'ish.

redspy said:
Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care
to all Americans is socialism. HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.
We're comparing the land of opportunity to the land of.. uh, bomb fragments. Plus we have certain groups, and types of people in the US that are more than happy to be a drain on society, and just take and take. In Iraq theres very few in comparison.

redspy said:
Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but
creationism should be taught in schools.
Hey, creationism is a very solid theory. Unlike evolution, which is a theory most scientists whove seen evidence have agreed is highly plausible, and can be proven on how it would work, Creationism is written in a BOOK. In a book made over a THOUSAND years ago! People back then were much more advanced, almost all people believed in GOD back then, thus proving their higher intelligence. The scientists and atheist's theories are unreliable because they're stupid. Theres proof that scientists and atheists are stupid too- They're going to hell, and no smart person would want to go there.

redspy said:
A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense.
A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is
solid defense policy.
We've proven Bush lied as much as we've prove OJ is guilty. We all know he lied, but hes still protected by the,"Misintellegence" claim.

redspy said:
Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution,
which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
Dunno which group is out to censor the internet, Christians Im sure. We all know what happens with free flow if information.. SIN. People could learn facts that make them question the existence of god, and the Christian version of the Jihad would slowly come to a halt :( Obviously government HAS to limit itself in power, unless you live in despotism, communism, monarchy ect. here in the free world we like to be.. uh..,"free"

redspy said:
The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George
Bush's driving and military record is none of our business.
Flip flop :P lol, all of the above should be public.

redspy said:
Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a
conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you need our prayers for
your recovery.
Dunno who you're talking about.. Rush? lol, being a drug addict is a crime because its against the law, I cant say its a moral failing because I dont believe in morals, lol. Either way, being addicted to like- crack, for instance, Id say is far worse than an illness, and you'd need alot of help..

Dont know what the last 2 are referring to, but yes, this is horrid propaganda. The right does the exact same thing.. But good post anyways, was a good read and got me fired up :hot: :thumb:
 
Chain Link said:
Hey, creationism is a very solid theory. Unlike evolution, which is a theory most scientists whove seen evidence have agreed is highly plausible, and can be proven on how it would work, Creationism is written in a BOOK. In a book made over a THOUSAND years ago! People back then were much more advanced, almost all people believed in GOD back then, thus proving their higher intelligence. The scientists and atheist's theories are unreliable because they're stupid. Theres proof that scientists and atheists are stupid too- They're going to hell, and no smart person would want to go there.
Just this one paragraph blows any credibility you might have been clinging to. Scientists universally discuss creationism as pure bunk. So you rely on a book allegedly written "THOUSAND years ago!" over modern day scientific study. :cry:
 
redspy said:
Just this one paragraph blows any credibility you might have been clinging to. Scientists universally discuss creationism as pure bunk. So you rely on a book allegedly written "THOUSAND years ago!" over modern day scientific study. :cry:
LOL, reread post, it was sarcasm, rofl :rolleyes:
 
Chain Link said:
LOL, reread post, it was sarcasm, rofl :rolleyes:
It's hard to tell around here these days, particularly when I'm not paying attention. :o
 
redspy said:
It's hard to tell around here these days, particularly when I'm not paying attention. :o
:p
The really sad thing is you have a point.. Theres bound to be people out there who agree with what I posted, LOL. :funny:


Edit: I said,"reread post", I meant to say,"reread quote." The entire post wasnt sarcasm :cool:
 
Chain Link said:
:p
The really sad thing is you have a point.. Theres bound to be people out there who agree with what I posted, LOL. :funny:
A New York Times poll from a while back showed that 28% of American's believed in creationism. More than double that number said they believed in the Devil.
 
Evolution is a very ridiculous theory. Creation requires faith, yes, but so does evolution b/c there is no proof.

I really grow tired of constant ridiculing of Christians on this site.
 
I put my faith in the Tyrannosaurus rex.
 
Pepper said:
Evolution is a very ridiculous theory. Creation requires faith, yes, but so does evolution b/c there is no proof.

I really grow tired of constant ridiculing of Christians on this site.
The weight of evidence overwhelming favors evolution over creationism so the leap of faith is much smaller. There's no comparison.

I have nothing against Christians in general but when people use God or Jesus as a justification for public policy, or even military policy it invites ridicule.
 
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You first statement is laughable. It really is.

I don't really have a problem with your second statement except it just seems irrelevant. Expecting Christians to ignore their faith is absurd. You base your position on issues on your beliefs, why can't we?
 
All of that aside, my point is that the ridiculing of Christians is what I have an issue with, not your beliefs.
 
Pepper said:
You first statement is laughable. It really is.

I don't really have a problem with your second statement except it just seems irrelevant. Expecting Christians to ignore their faith is absurd. You base your position on issues on your beliefs, why can't we?
Religion shouldn't form part of public policy in a multi-cultural nation. People are entitled to their religous beliefs, but very few developed nations are religiously homogenous. Why should opposing religous beliefs be imposed on these people?
 
Creationism is basically believing that the world was created by a God who intelligently designed the whole thing to fit together. Each thing was created for a purpose.

Evolution is basically believing that everything is an accident. Over time, cells mutated and became better than the preceding cell or species.

I personally think the second one is more fantasy than the first one.

Think about this.
If you were walking in the forest and saw some pine needles arranged on the ground that said "BUSH SUCKS", would you think that they accidentally landed that way, or that some intelligent life form had placed them on the ground that way.
We could discuss later whether intelligent life likes Bush or not, but we will save that for a later day.

You would say it was obviously not an accident that they were arranged that way.

Why ? Why would you not think that it had accidentallly fallen off the tree that way ?

Because you would look at it and know that each pine needle was specifically placed in each spot to cummunicate meaning. each needle had to be in a precise place for each letter to make sense. And each group of letters had to be in the right order to make a word. and the two words had to be in the right order to communicate meaning to you.
All of it was intelligently designed to cummunicate with one another.

You could walk around in the forest for the rest of your life and you will never find pine needles forming words on accident.

Imagine yourself on the moon. What would you expect to find by accident ? A rock ? ?
What if you found an arrow head.
Would it be an accident or intelligent design ? remote possibility of an accident
What if you found a paper cup? Definitley intelligent design !
What if you found a shirt? Definitley intelligent design
What about a cell phone? Definitley intelligent design !
How about a space ship? Definitley nto an accident.

But why ? the more complex the thing is, the more you know it was designed by a creator to be that way. So what is the most complex thing on the earth ? ? ?

the human body. Just look at some of its parts. The eye is as incredible as most cameras. It has auto focus, adapts to bright light or night vision by itself, automatically self lubricates and cleans the lens every 10 seconds or so (blinking).
It never grows any algea in the fluid in the eye and it heals itself.

Look at the kidney. Automatically monitors all chemical and fluid levels and filters out what is not needed or retains what it senses it is short on.

How about the hand. Strong enough to pick up huge weights, or supple enough to pick up a wine glass or a piece of paper. Sense hot, cold, texture, wet or dry.
How many robot arms are that versatile.

How about our legs. They still have not designed a robot that can go up and down stairs or a hill yet.

How about the brain. Faster than any computer. Continually monitors heat, cold, temperature, wind, angle of the body. Adjust foot pressure to maintain upright posture whether you are standing or moving. maintains blood pressure, breathing etc.
Filters out all of the irrelevant data and only send important stuff to the brain to act on. ie pain

So why do we look at it and say "oh yeah, an accident" ?
Every little amino acid in your DNA has to be in the exact perfect place, just like the pine needles, to tell it how to function. How did each of those accidentally get there.
That, my brother, takes a lot of faith to believe that it is all an accident.

Science is really cool and very advanced these days, but they can not make anything live. Not one blade of grass or bacteria. Nothing, nada zero.

So do you really believe you are an accident ?
Or intelligently designed by a creator ?
 
So that's the 'science' behind Creationism?

Explain dinosaurs please.
 
There is way more to it than that.
That is just something to people can relate to.
I was a pre-med student fully indoctrinated with evolution until I learned that we are sometimes only taught one view on things. Or only shown what supports a certain predominant view. For instance today, Michael Moore's show 9/11 only shows his slant on Bush. He leaves out a whole bunch of info that goes the other way.

Dinosaurs were created too and wiped out by Noah's flood.
That is why you find tons of fossils of them.
IF you don't believe in a global flood, think about this.

How is a fossil formed ? An animal has to die, then get buried quickly by mud and silt to preserve its body. If the body is left on top of the soil, other animals eat it and tear it to pieces. when a fish dies, it usually floats on the water and is eaten by birds or other fish. So it would be a rare day to find a fossil under normal methods. And when you did find one, you would usually find a single specimen.

What do you find in real life ? Ever been fossil hunting ?

You find fossils all over the place. Huge layers of fossils of all types of critters.
How could you explain this ?

If you had a globlal flood (Noah), which is also reported in most cultures around the world on all continents, then you would have mass death all over the world. the animals would die quickly and due to the floods be covered in mud quickly and
fossilized in mass.

Seems to fit what we find pretty well.
 
So the Flintstones were real and we did ride on the back of Brontosauruses, Awesome!
 
Bam Bam was the first natural body builder:lifter:
 
milliman said:
Dinosaurs were created too and wiped out by Noah's flood.
That is why you find tons of fossils of them.

So when scientists say dinasaurs occupied the planet for 150 million years that's just a liberal myth?
 
Amazing how many of you slamming me for posting an actual John Kerry speech (which, again, had no less than 14 flip-flops) are adding to this discussion with your usual bullshit.

Like I said before.....hypocrites.

Adios, MF's. See you on another board sometime.
 
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