The change the post before you thread

[wetnwild]

it was done on purpose

 

[BigDyl]

it was done on purpose

Please marry me.

 

[gococksDJS]

I am a desperate desperate little man

we know

 

[GFR]

My penis is only 4 inches long but I'm poor also

Ninja, please

 

[wetnwild]

Please marry me.

 

[GFR]

I just cleaned all the poop out of my yard with my mouth

Go brush your teeth now

 

[wetnwild]

Don 't change your b!

Foreman....

 

[BigDyl]

Foreman.... I know you have inserted it in me, and have been trying as hard as you can...but I really must be getting some sleep now...

 

[DOMS]

Secretly, I'm an Ass Ninja. We perform ritualized combat where we stab each other in the dark brown bullseye.

Very Japanese.

 

[GFR]

I wish I was a Black man

I knew it.

 

[maniclion]

AND I blew it.

_

 

[GFR]

I got dumped at a Star Trek convention

Ouch!!!

 

[LexusGS]

Ouch!!! Someone please get this Dick out of my ass!!!

.

 

[maniclion]

. Is the size of the hole I make in my underware if I pop wood.

v

 

[Flex]

I'm a stunt-double for Little Richard in gay porn movies

I did not know that.

 

[maniclion]

I did not know that because I'm too cheap to buy the high quality gay porn flicks and stick with the 30 sec. freebies on the net.

 

[Doublebase]

I like ligers

I love heavy metal.

 

[LexusGS]

I love heavy loads of cum in my face..

Yes you do.

 

[GFR]

I inject Crunchy Peanut butter up my ass...crap it out and eat it.

Bro you need help.

 

[min0 lee]

I love anal sex.

 

[Flex]

In high school, I'd brag to my friends because I used to have a 4 year steamy sex relationship with my teacher. Does it matter that I was home-schooled?

You're sick.

 

[The Monkey Man]

I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen
And knock her upper during supper
Clutter up her butter gutter
Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong
While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong
Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches
And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious
Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come
I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby

I was givin' some head to some french bread
It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed
French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms
I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon

I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass
I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas
Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans

Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled
With Big Mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget
Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose
He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice
Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop
Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin
Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze,
From the skeez disease, wooi!

Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy
Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny
Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave
Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast

Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact
Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back
Bananarama or ramabanana
Fuckin' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana

Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna

You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn
Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born
Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her
I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner
Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers
Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers
"Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy
I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough boy

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby

We came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat

 

[Little Wing]

A Natural Woman

Looking out on the morning rain
I used to feel uninspired
And when I knew I had to face another day
Lord it made me feel so tired
Before the day I met you life was so unkind
but your love was the key to my peace of mind
cause you make me feel
you make me feel
you make me feel
like a natural woman
And when my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it
I didn't know just what was wrong with me
till your kiss helped me name it
now I'm no longer doubtful
of what I'm living for
cause if I make you happy I don't need to do more
you make me feel
you make me feel
you make me feel
like a natural woman
oh baby what you've done to me (what you've done to me)
you make me feel so good inside (good inside)
and I just wanna be (wanna be)
close to you you make me feel so alive
you make me feel
you make me feel
you make me feel
like a natural natural woman
you make me feel
you know you make me feel
you make me feel
like a natural woman
you know you
you make me feel
you make me feel
you make me feel
like a natural woman
natural woman");Looking out on the morning rain
I used to feel uninspired
And when I knew I had to face another day
Lord it made me feel so tired
Before the day I met you life was so unkind
but your love was the key to my peace of mind
cause you make me feel
you make me feel
you make me feel
like a natural woman
And when my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it
I didn't know just what was wrong with me
till your kiss helped me name it
now I'm no longer doubtful
of what I'm living for
cause if I make you happy I don't need to do more
you make me feel
you make me feel
you make me feel
like a natural woman
oh baby what you've done to me (what you've done to me)
you make me feel so good inside (good inside)
and I just wanna be (wanna be)
close to you you make me feel so alive
you make me feel
you make me feel
you make me feel
like a natural natural woman
you make me feel
you know you make me feel
you make me feel
like a natural woman
you know you
you make me feel
you make me feel
you make me feel
like a natural woman
natural woman

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[GFR]

[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT]NEVER, EVER date a single mother. You already know her stance on abortion, she wont have one. Don't risk paying vaginamoney! PLUS, her kids will always come before you! Why would you want to be second place to some spoiled little brat!?![/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT]Never do what you don't want to do. You make the money, you decide where you are going and what you are doing.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT]Don't ask a women what she wants to do. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT]Never tell a women how much money you make.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT]Don't EVER date co-workers! Unless you don't give a rats ass about your job, stay away from people you work with! It's always asking for trouble.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT]Never answer the phone, or go out on the weekend. Even if you really don't, you have to make it appear as though you have better things to do than be with her on the weekends.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT]Never spend more than 40 bucks on a date. This includes buying gifts, flowers, candy, jewelry, etc. It does NOT help in getting laid. It's a waste of money. If anything, buy alcohol and get her drunk.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT]NEVER approach a woman in a club who has her girlfriends with her. There is NO point, you will NOT get laid when women are in groups.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT]If you are not getting laid by the 3rd date, dump her and move on.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT]No spooning, no cuddling, no staying over. Get in, get out![/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT]Never be in a committed relationship UNTIL you are really ready to settle down.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Univers,Zurich BT]NEVER answer the phone on the weekends. It makes you look like you have nothing better to do. Weekends should be reserved for hanging out with your buddies or for guaranteed sex. Even if you really have nothing to do, let the answering machine take the call. You're busy.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Don't speak to women you work with unless it's related directly to work. Don't date them. Don't tell them they look nice. Don't comment on anything except whatever work needs you have, because you're a walking lawsuit waiting to happen.[/FONT]

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[min0 lee]

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[fletcher6490]

I pee sitting down

I guess that makes sense

 

[BigDyl]

BigDyl is my god.

True Story

 

[god hand]

WHITE POWER!

Take that shit to Stormfront.

 

[god hand]

I dressed as a man and took 10 5/8inches of cock from John H in the anus. RAW! Only lube we used was my feces.

 

[Little Wing]