The Clean Thread! An AP, SFW, LHJO, Prip, GICH Thread!

[GearsMcGilf]

Anyhoo, so I went out with the gilf/gf last nite. Went to a restaurant and went dutch. Afterwards, she was all like "so when you gotta be home?" I said id didn't matter. She wanted to go somewheres else. So, we were trying to figure out where to go. I finally suggested "How about xxxx Street (her address)." Then, she's like "Oh, I don't think that would be such a good idea, cause you know what will end up happening." So, I'm all like "Well, wtf would that be the end of the world?" She's all like "well, I'd regret it tomorrow, cause, I know that in a month or so, you prolly won't be able to see me again at all." This shit drives me crazy. She still wants to get together whenever we can. We're all over each other everywhere we go. She knows what the situation is, but god forbid we should end up having sex again for the 999,999th time because now she would "regret it" tomorrow. I don't fuggin understand womens.

 

[Tesla]

I don't fuggin understand womens.

If anybody says they do, they're lyin' saks of shit. You know the whole "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"

Life's too short for that BS, Roids........Sounds like she wants you to end it with your wife, but wtf do I or any other human male know about Women.

Maybe write a letter to Dr. Phil.

 

[NiagaraBalls]

Anyhoo, so I went out with the gilf/gf last nite. Went to a restaurant and went dutch. Afterwards, she was all like "so when you gotta be home?" I said id didn't matter. She wanted to go somewheres else. So, we were trying to figure out where to go. I finally suggested "How about xxxx Street (her address)." Then, she's like "Oh, I don't think that would be such a good idea, cause you know what will end up happening." So, I'm all like "Well, wtf would that be the end of the world?" She's all like "well, I'd regret it tomorrow, cause, I know that in a month or so, you prolly won't be able to see me again at all." This shit drives me crazy. She still wants to get together whenever we can. We're all over each other everywhere we go. She knows what the situation is, but god forbid we should end up having sex again for the 999,999th time because now she would "regret it" tomorrow. I don't fuggin understand womens.

Give her one more shot and if she pulls that again it's time to move on. You don't have much time til you go on lock down so you need to be associating w/ wimmens that are DTF, not ones that just want dinner dates.

 

[Tesla]

YouTube Video

Bo was unstoppable in Tecmo Bowl.


Jerry Rice and Walter Payton were unstoppable as well......LT on Defense was ridiculous.......Fuck I miss getting blazed and playing that

 

[GearsMcGilf]

If anybody says they do, they're lyin' saks of shit. You know the whole "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"

Life's too short for that BS, Roids........Sounds like she wants you to end it with your wife, but wtf do I or any other human male know about Women.

Maybe write a letter to Dr. Phil.

This is a possibilidad. Before, it was like she was just gonna drop me like a bad habbit. Now, it's like she's holding out for some glimmer of possibility that sum10 could happen. Hard to say. I'm prolly gonna see her manana night. I'll see what happens then. I just don't see WTF the BFD is about AP, when it's not like either one of us has that v-card and we've already had plenty of great AP in the past. Maybe she was just stalling a bit to I wouldn't think of her as a convenient POA.

IDK, I may need Dr. Phil for this one.

 

[sprayherup]

Anyhoo, so I went out with the gilf/gf last nite. Went to a restaurant and went dutch. Afterwards, she was all like "so when you gotta be home?" I said id didn't matter. She wanted to go somewheres else. So, we were trying to figure out where to go. I finally suggested "How about xxxx Street (her address)." Then, she's like "Oh, I don't think that would be such a good idea, cause you know what will end up happening." So, I'm all like "Well, wtf would that be the end of the world?" She's all like "well, I'd regret it tomorrow, cause, I know that in a month or so, you prolly won't be able to see me again at all." This shit drives me crazy. She still wants to get together whenever we can. We're all over each other everywhere we go. She knows what the situation is, but god forbid we should end up having sex again for the 999,999th time because now she would "regret it" tomorrow. I don't fuggin understand womens.

Werd, typical games a bitch plays. Dude, just tell the ho that if she's not down for some no strings shit that you've got better things to do.

Either she puts out or see ya!

 

[theCaptn']

Werd, typical games a bitch plays. Dude, just tell the ho that if she's not down for some no strings shit that you've got better things to do.

Either she puts out or see ya!

werd . . you're wasting valuable Gears money on AP-less dates . . . either you're getting your knobb polished or GTFO!

 

[sprayherup]

Who the fuck goes out to dinner together anyway when all you have is a AP type of relationship.

I should buy some stock in Golden Corral now that Roids and GILF are frequenting it again.

 

[CellarDoor]

Give her one more shot and if she pulls that again it's time to move on. You don't have much time til you go on lock down so you need to be associating w/ wimmens that are DTF, not ones that just want dinner dates.

I agree.^^

Funny thing is, I think she wants it. I mean she went with you, she knows the type of relationship you have (AP only?). She is just one of those bitches that does not want to admit the the slutty side of her personality.

 

[GearsMcGilf]

Werd! She said she has such "strong feeling" and it would leave her feeling empty or some shit. She said she was so hurt and devestated by what happened with me gettin' back together with the wife, but still wants to be able to see each other when we can. She's always said she doesn't want an AP only relationship, because she had something like that a few years ago and never wants to repeat it.

I even told her that with us, that would be the case, since we did have a "real" relationship for 6 mos and obviously there are feelings and shit there. Yeah, I know all that sounds pretty ghey. It's just hard to understand why it would be the end of the world if we had sex again, when we already know the situation anyway and she's clearly wanting to spend time together. Shit, we're already all over each other last nite as it was. What's the big deal about finishing what we'd already started? Seems kinda juvenile.

 

[sprayherup]

Bitches don't think like us, on anything. They overthink stuff to the point where it gets frustrating.

I mean they're worried that she'll feel like a whore if you just pop by her place to spray her up and then leave or something.

Yet I'm sure she blew you in the car when you first met her.

So what's the fucking difference? At least this time there's a common understanding of what's going on.

Sluts... all of them...

 

[Tesla]

Any you kniggs ever had sum10 called Trazodone.......My Doc just prescribed it to help me sleep......Was hoping for Ambien, but he gave me this...gonna test drive it tonight

 

[sprayherup]

Yeah I heard you should pulse it though.

 

[CellarDoor]

Werd! She said she has such "strong feeling" and it would leave her feeling empty or some shit. She said she was so hurt and devestated by what happened with me gettin' back together with the wife, but still wants to be able to see each other when we can. She's always said she doesn't want an AP only relationship, because she had something like that a few years ago and never wants to repeat it.

I even told her that with us, that would be the case, since we did have a "real" relationship for 6 mos and obviously there are feelings and shit there. Yeah, I know all that sounds pretty ghey. It's just hard to understand why it would be the end of the world if we had sex again, when we already know the situation anyway and she's clearly wanting to spend time together. Shit, we're already all over each other last nite as it was. What's the big deal about finishing what we'd already started? Seems kinda juvenile.

She is afraid that she is going to be used, so she is putting you at arm's length. She doesn't trust you or herself,for that matter, while she is with you.

 

[Tesla]

Yeah I heard you should pulse it though.

I think Dick Gears mentioned it once.......seems to be used more for depression and anxiety than treating insomnia........anyway.....it says don't drink with it as alcohol may intensify the effects which means I'll def. be drinking with it.

 

[SFW]

ive mentioned it only a thousand times already. Its an anti-D with the side effect of sleepyness. Works ok. HAS ABSOLUTELY NO REC VALUE though. Its only good for sleep imo.

You wake up looking like someone farted on your face for several hours though.

I would say alcohol intensifies the shitty feeling it gives. Put it like this...It feels like youre experiencing Jupiter gravity or some shit. You feel heavy and slow. It gives you crazy boners though. something like 5% of all users experience priapism on it. Ive woken up literally humping the air with lucid dreams.

Its good on tren so you can actually sleep more than 4 hrs

 

[SFW]

She is afraid that she is going to be used, so she is putting you at arm's length. She doesn't trust you or herself,for that matter, while she is with you.

LMAO why should she? hes married. She knows his wife will inevitably return home and she'll be the "other girl"

Shes not stupid. Shes prob just lonely and hungry. I mean Golden Corral is pretty fucking awesome. And Adam has gotta be good convo.

 

[Tesla]

It gives you crazy boners though. something like 5% of all users experience priapism on it. Ive woken up literally humping the air with lucid dreams.

Guess I better be easy on da "c" with itYeah, I heard it gives glass cutting wood...........I'll give my own evaluation as far as REC VALUE goes after I test drive it tonight......sounds strange that it gives you a shitty feeling when it's suppose to be a mood elevator

 

[SFW]

I dont feel good like i do on a benzo. it just makes me less depressed.

try it, you'll see. I use 100mgs some nights. Its like benedryl on gears. You feel heavy, drowsy, sleepy, kinda slow.

Seriously...RETARDATION is a side effect. im not joking. it specifically says "Retardation"

I guess most retards arent depressed if you think about


I think they mean motor-retardation though. But you feel like corky from the show life goes on.

 

[Tesla]

Gonna get Retarded tonight.

I just phoned it in to the advice nurse at Kaiser....said I was having trouble sleeping since being layed off and this is what he prescribed...thought I would get Ambien, but hopefully it helps me sleep...

 

[GearsMcGilf]

I just don't know why it'd be such a terrible thing. I could totally unnastand if she was involved with someone else now. But, I don't know why she'd be worried about being used. It'd be usery if I didn't give a shit about her. But, we've both always enjoyed the AP and she knows I dig her, as well as the cookies she bakes and the stories about the Korean War.

 

[sprayherup]

Or maybe she's just playing hard to get. Since she was hurt she probably wants to fuck with you and make you wait for the pussy.

Bitches and their games...

In the meantime find some other hos. Act like you don't give a shit if you see her or not. She'll be spreading them legs soon.

 

[GearsMcGilf]

That's zacktly what I'm thinking. She didn't wanna look like she was just gonna cum running back and throwing the snatch at me right away. I'm sure it's cummin soon. I just gotta be patient. But, 3rd date should be enough waiting. I know she wants it. They all do.

Meanwhile, got this fukkin bug all the sudden, so no SFW 2day. At least I went to the doc and skoared some hydrocodone syrup. That plus a coupla coldies should make for some nice chill time later on.

 

[CellarDoor]

LMAO why should she? hes married. She knows his wife will inevitably return home and she'll be the "other girl"

Shes not stupid. Shes prob just lonely and hungry. I mean Golden Corral is pretty fucking awesome. And Adam has gotta be good convo.

Geez, then she should STFU and just fuck him already! I do not understand why chicks can't seperate thier emotions from thier snatch. She said yes to the dinner thing, how is that better than sex? Wifie still didn't know about it, it's still lying.

 

[GearsMcGilf]

Werd! That's what I was thinking. It was dinner, then snuggling on a couch at this pub for a coupla hours making out and shit, with my hand down the back of her pants. So, IDK why she thinks it's gonna be some horrible event if we close the deal.

Tho, I think sprayerup is right. She's just playing some hard to get so she doesn't look like she's just throwing it at me. I'm prolly gonna see her 2mor nite. I'm gonna come prepared with the contract (VitC) and plan on closing the deal.

 

[NiagaraBalls]

I just picked up some new beers tonight from the mix and match six pack deal at the liquor store. Great way to try new stuff w/o being stuck w/ 5 more bottles if it happens to suck. Grabbed some Cherry Chocolate beer from O'Fallon Brewery. The shit is phenomenal! Not kidding. It's from the same brewery that does the pumpkin ale I had been enjoying recently. It's a seasonal so grab some soon if you wanna try it.

The other one I tried tonight is Blue Moon Winter Abbey Ale. That one is really good too. Grabbed some Shock Top, Stella Artois, and a few others too. Already love Shock Top and Stella. Celly, you ever been out to the New Belgium Brewery in Ft. Collins? Awesome place. I went there last time I was in Denver.

 

[SFW]

Werd! That's what I was thinking. It was dinner, then snuggling on a couch at this pub for a coupla hours making out and shit, with my hand down the back of her pants. So, IDK why she thinks it's gonna be some horrible event if we close the deal.

Tho, I think sprayerup is right. She's just playing some hard to get so she doesn't look like she's just throwing it at me. I'm prolly gonna see her 2mor nite. I'm gonna come prepared with the contract (VitC) and plan on closing the deal.

oh it coulda been snatch issues. Maybe she was having an outbreak and was running low on valtrex. I mean, shes just trying to protect you

 

[GearsMcGilf]

She may have just run out of Boniva and was afraid she'd end up with a shattered pelvis or sum10.

 

[Saney]

Adam you should send your wive's supply of Valtrex to the Gilf so ya'll can start AP'ing again.. other option is many 75$ Golden Corral Dates with no AP...

 

[NiagaraBalls]

Sippin on a pretty good oatmeal stout now from Free State Brewery. Good stuff.