• Hello, this board in now turned off and no new posting.
    Please REGISTER at Anabolic Steroid Forums, and become a member of our NEW community!
  • Check Out IronMag Labs® KSM-66 Max - Recovery and Anabolic Growth Complex

The Clean Thread! An AP, SFW, LHJO, Prip, GICH Thread!

I had one who used the old anal rosaries and liked to drip hot wax on my nipples...I learnt tantric from her and it has made me a sexual tyrannosaurus, all the beads did was give me a tyranosoarass...
 
I like my ambien with a large cup of coffee so I can do some stream of conscious writing while my mind fights the zombification stage....just gotta time it so I'm out before old girl gets home and finds me sitting in the chair leaning forward drooling on the floor or reaching to open phantom doors..... Or worse having a conversation with her pillow

Ambien is some crazy shit. I don't eff with it anymore after my last experience. I took 3 and had a few beers. I was chatting with some chick I'd just met on Yahoo msgr and apparently blacked out. I was typing some real schizophrenic shit for about an hour. There was even a burned out cigarette on the floor next to the PC and I never smoke in the house. I was basically in a dream while chatting. I wouldn't touch it again after that.
 
:coffee:
 
Pinned gears this morn.

SFW tonight (chest/tris/bis/back) for the first time in 10 days. Felt good to be back at it. First time in this new gym after work... Some solid MILf opportunidads there.

Sucked down 2ml Vit c and 1ml Vit v on my way home... That V kicks in quick as fukk.

Where the fukk is Al? Big herps outbreak?
 
M1(The one with the caT) just texted me outta nowhere telling me her kid was with Dad and she was lonely laying on the couch.......I said maybe I should come over.....She's like, "that might hurt Dan's feelings".......I'm like "the Dan you said you would never touch with a ten foot pole"....She's like yeah......She's with my buddy Dan who she said was gross while we were dating.......WTF?.........chicks are so fucking wierd......she just texted me basically to tell me that and make me jealous......she's like..."please be cool to him next time you see him"......I said "don't worry, I won't kick his ass" LOL........Anyway.......bout to cue some chick thighs then have a couple Ambiens and Merlot......:daydream:
 
:coffee:
 
M1(The one with the caT) just texted me outta nowhere telling me her kid was with Dad and she was lonely laying on the couch.......I said maybe I should come over.....She's like, "that might hurt Dan's feelings".......I'm like "the Dan you said you would never touch with a ten foot pole"....She's like yeah......She's with my buddy Dan who she said was gross while we were dating.......WTF?.........chicks are so fucking wierd......she just texted me basically to tell me that and make me jealous......she's like..."please be cool to him next time you see him"......I said "don't worry, I won't kick his ass" LOL........Anyway.......bout to cue some chick thighs then have a couple Ambiens and Merlot......:daydream:

Looks like ur building up some regs there. This shit makes me wish I were single. Hell, being with the gilf last nite makes me wish I were single again.
 
Muscle Gelz Transdermals
IronMag Labs Prohormones
I got my cock sucked last night . . sleep was fkg weird, kept waking up gasping or sum10.

Woke up this morning all fkg lean and vascular . . went to SFW and nothing much in strength gains but the fkg veins and shit popping out were unbelievable! Damn looking like a roided out MFer a bit too much, gonna have to cover up in the gym at work I think. :thinking:

. . also my nut sack has shrivelled badly, that must have been one hell of a blow-job :lol: . . gonna have to add some hCg to this abuser :daydream:
 
I got my cock sucked last night . . sleep was fkg weird, kept waking up gasping or sum10

Thats the tren for sure. i sound like a winded fat fucking jew walking up stairs on high doses of tren.

I have woken up gasping as you said too. and wet. feels like shit is crawling on me bacause the sweat beads are running down my legs. then you step out from under the covers into an icy artic AC blast that leaves your teeth chattering. the only relief at this point is a steaming shower, dry sheets and a dry tshirt. and of course a full meal since ur already up. more cals = more jackedness. :coffee:
 
. . pinned 300mg test cyp, 150mg tren e, mowed a 400g sirloin and salad, now Im munching on strawberries and almond butter :daydream:

gonna pin sum delta-tides for sleep . . hope this shit works otherwise I have NFI how I'll survive 12 weeks of tren on 3-5hrs sleep a night.:nail:
 
Also, wow. Did not realize this thread was 423 pages long when I responded to the second post in it :P
 
Also, wow. Did not realize this thread was 423 pages long when I responded to the second post in it :P

Dude where have you been for 5 years? I remember you like it was yesterday and we and vieope were making fun of Var's height all the time....
 
Dude where have you been for 5 years? I remember you like it was yesterday and we and vieope were making fun of Var's height all the time....

I was living everything but healthy, so I thought it was implicitly dishonest to hang out on a health and fitness forum :P

Its crazy though how many people are still around, I think I spent an hour just reading through my most recent posts from 2004-2005 ><

But tbh, it really does feel like nothing has changed. I still wonder who Min0 lee is/was. But I guess hes known foremost as Min0 lee at this point, so whoever he might have been before doesnt really matter :P

Chrono was still peeing on things in 2009 from the looks of things :lol:

How you been? ^^
 
I was living everything but healthy, so I thought it was implicitly dishonest to hang out on a health and fitness forum :P

Its crazy though how many people are still around, I think I spent an hour just reading through my most recent posts from 2004-2005 ><

But tbh, it really does feel like nothing has changed. I still wonder who Min0 lee is/was. But I guess hes known foremost as Min0 lee at this point, so whoever he might have been before doesnt really matter :P

Chrono was still peeing on things in 2009 from the looks of things :lol:

How you been? ^^
The mystery of Min0 Lee has been solved but you'll have to do some investigating to find out......Crono broke up with Tit so I imagine he's pissing on toilet seats and in the bed everynight...I should email him and get him to come back he was practically my internet little brother....
 
surf1.gif
 
Thats the tren for sure. i sound like a winded fat fucking jew walking up stairs on high doses of tren.

I have woken up gasping as you said too. and wet. feels like shit is crawling on me bacause the sweat beads are running down my legs. then you step out from under the covers into an icy artic AC blast that leaves your teeth chattering. the only relief at this point is a steaming shower, dry sheets and a dry tshirt. and of course a full meal since ur already up. more cals = more jackedness. :coffee:

Wird! Every morning, I dread getting outta the sack, cuz my sheets & t-shirt are soaked. First thang I do is turn on the schauer so I can warm up. I don't have no trouble sleeping, but my bedroom smells like a fukkin NFL locker room if I don't wash my sheet like EOD.

Anyhoo, nice long day of fighting with the ole lady and sending her hateful txt msgs. So, tired of that broad. I basically asked her to eff off and not cum back from Chiner. Please help me pray that she meets sum rich old Chinese commie party member with with a 9" uncircumscribed schlong so I can get my freedom! GYCH!
 
I just mowed steak, salad and a whole fkg punnet of strawberries for lunch . . now time for a little afternoon LHJO :coffee:
 
Back
Top