The Clean Thread! An AP, SFW, LHJO, Prip, GICH Thread!

[vortrit]

Last night I AP'd this 1st Gen Russian chick with the BIGGEST titties ever!

 

[Tesla]

Nice work Capp!!


Fell asleep in the tanning bed tonight listening to The Doors on my Ipod.......Too much Merlot before I went I guess....I've never fallen asleep before........Woke up right when the light went off and didn't know where the fuck I was

Anyway, got my tan-on for my Jew Broad tommorrow........

 

[SFW]

I was gonna get my tan on this morn but this stupid braud was in there and i didnt feel like waiting. I hate my gym so much.

 

[SFW]

I lost my $6k work notebook

Ouch!

I WAS DRUNK AND AP'G THIS HUGE EX-GEARED HAIRY MUFFED RUSSIAN CHICK!!!!

Nice! did she have an accent? Growing up in BK, ive known a few. The accents are very hot.

 

[vortrit]

Merlot

 

[SFW]

Tesla

 

[Tesla]

I have to drink Merlot cuz I can monitor the amount........with hard shit(Rum, Whiskey) I always mix it in a big ass tumbler with Gatorade or juice and before I know it I'm 10 sheets to the wind......

 

[theCaptn']

Ouch!


Nice! did she have an accent? Growing up in BK, ive known a few. The accents are very hot.

Nah, she's 1st Gen Aussie I should have said. Parents are Russsian. Actually Dad is Russian, Mum is Czech/Russian.

Did I mention how huge her titties were???

 

[Tesla]

vortrit, Fanta

 

[Tesla]

Quads are the only way to go.......I swear pinning quads with ur leg extended while sitting on the throne is too easy and u can keep the pinn steady and I never bleed and it never hurts........When I was pinning glutes I used to bleed rivers and Delts were just too sore.......but if I was doing short esters I would go delts before glutes...fuck glutes

I cut everything with Grapeseed(even Test) then sit it under hot tap water for 1 minute and It's like silk.......plus I use 23g 1" for everything now...fuck 25's

 

[SFW]

YouTube Video

 

[vortrit]

No fanta, but I've got some lemon-lime gatorade.

 

[theCaptn']

Quads are the only way to go.......I swear pinning quads with ur leg extended while sitting on the throne is too easy and u can keep the pinn steady and I never bleed and it never hurts........When I was pinning glutes I used to bleed rivers and Delts were just too sore.......but if I was doing short esters I would go delts before glutes...fuck glutes

I cut everything with Grapeseed(even Test) then sit it under hot tap water for 1 minute and It's like silk.......plus I use 23g 1" for everything now...fuck 25's

I cant reach my glutes

 

[Tesla]

YouTube Video

 

[vortrit]

This better be good Tesla

lawl: okay, funny!

 

[bmw]

 

[vortrit]

That's RetLAW's woMAN.

 

[Tesla]

YouTube Video

 

[bmw]

yay high school band!

 

[vortrit]

Great vid, Al. At least you didn't post up yet another dick.

 

[Tesla]

One of my all time faves!!!!!!!!!!!

YouTube Video

Edit: meant to post this one!

 

[vortrit]

YouTube Video

 

[GearsMcGilf]

So what do you tell the doc if you want to get a script 4 xannies or other goodies. I've never done it b4 and feel a lil nervosos about it. I don't wanna seem obvious, but it sure would be nice to be able to walk into a CVS and say filler'up. Any idears?

 

[REDDOG309]

Tell him that your having domestic problems with your wife and you can't sleep and your having problems dealing with everything that is going on in your life. tell him you have anxiety dealing with it.

 

[maniclion]

So what do you tell the doc if you want to get a script 4 xannies or other goodies. I've never done it b4 and feel a lil nervosos about it. I don't wanna seem obvious, but it sure would be nice to be able to walk into a CVS and say filler'up. Any idears?

Take a megadose of vivarin then go into the doctor and tell hm you are spinning out of control then just launch into a 5 minute spiel about your dog died, your woman left, no sleep, job suffering just list everything you know about country music except make it all happening to you....kinda talk fast too like Spud's job interview in Trainspotting....

YouTube Video

 

[maniclion]

Got some 15mg pure oxyco's w/o liver raping tylenol...
Decided to take it easy last night so I took all this(pic) and listened to some Dead on my headphones......I thought it would knock me out but I was zinging, woke up this morning feeling great too....
3 oxy, 1 3/4 diaze, and benadryl to potentiate

RRAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRR, is this real life??????

 

[Buzzard]

I must say... The fagoisty in the CT runs rampid.



I needs proviron and more gears...

 

[vortrit]

 

[SFW]

Got some 15mg pure oxyco's w/o liver raping tylenol...
Decided to take it easy last night so I took all this(pic) and listened to some Dead on my headphones......I thought it would knock me out but I was zinging, woke up this morning feeling great too....
3 oxy, 1 3/4 diaze, and benadryl to potentiate

RRAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRR, is this real life??????

nice pill box. I like the ones that have padding inside and dont rattle around.


anywho, can you guess what these are?

 

[vortrit]

anywho, can you guess what these are?

Pez!