The Clean Thread! An AP, SFW, LHJO, Prip, GICH Thread!

[Saney]

lol no

I met Vicky at the Hospital when i worked there as Security. I miss that job.. I actually got to use my Big'ness for something.. now i'm just a Jerked & Tan Plastic Packin Slave boy


my fucking tit is killing me!

 

[independent]

I tried to get piped down and the fucker came on me in less than two minutes!
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He came in 2 minutes because youre so hot, can you blame him. I would do the same but I would take a jackhammer to you afterwards and finish you off. He sounds like a douchebag.

 

[Saney]

Ask my ex Spic. She I used to drop loads early as fuck then just hop off and pass out

 

[theCaptn']

wheelz still sizeable, even with all this goddam cardio . . thanks Gears!

 

[independent]

wheelz still sizeable, even with all this goddam cardio . . thanks Gears!

No cock pics?

 

[Saney]

Arms look like wet noodles

 

[independent]

Arms look like wet noodles

Not enough lhjo.

 

[SFW]

Good size and sweep capo! You ever scissor lock a hookers neck with those bad boys?

 

[Saney]

Hes probably drinking too much of his own Cum and from what I've seen in those pictures, is extremely Catabolic

 

[Tesla]

Where's CD?

 

[SFW]

@ saney: 20 bucks says cap has bigger wheels than you! Ill paypal you it asap.

 

[independent]

Where's CD?

Masturbating

 

[Tesla]

Masturbating

 

[Saney]

@ saney: 20 bucks says cap has bigger wheels than you! Ill paypal you it asap.

lol he does have bigger legs.. I have chicken legs

 

[theCaptn']

Arms look like wet noodles

werd . . I've been eating moar cum, but progress is slow

 

[Tesla]

werd . . I've been eating moar cum

If you grow a stylish goatee your pipes will grow!!

 

[CellarDoor]

He came in 2 minutes because youre so hot, can you blame him. I would do the same but I would take a jackhammer to you afterwards and finish you off. He sounds like a douchebag.

Well I didn't think of it that way....


Maybe next time I shouldn't do it cowgirl style?

 

[CellarDoor]

Where's CD?

I'm here

Masturbating

I will not confirm nor deny this.

 

[independent]

Well I didn't think of it that way....


Maybe next time I shouldn't do it cowgirl style?

Did you at least get oral? He couldnt go another round?

 

[Tesla]

Love me some Cowgirl, but if the girl has a nice ass then nuthin" compares to Doggy!!!!!!

 

[CellarDoor]

Love me some Cowgirl, but if the girl has a nice ass then nuthin" compares to Doggy!!!!!!

I was gonna switch to reverse, but there wasn't enough time

 

[Tesla]

I was gonna switch to reverse, but there wasn't enough time

 

[CellarDoor]

Did you at least get oral? He couldnt go another round?

No, I didn't. I should have just sat on his face but I was honestly completely shocked. I think my stunned silence pissed him off or embarrassed him cause he picked me up and set me aside. I kinda felt that there wasn't gonna be a second round so I just left.

 

[independent]

No, I didn't. I should have just sat on his face but I was honestly completely shocked. I think my stunned silence pissed him off or embarrassed him cause he picked me up and set me aside. I kinda felt that there wasn't gonna be a second round so I just left.

How old is he?

 

[theCaptn']

Werd! Already shaving the dome

 

[Tesla]

He better be young or there is no excuse...LOL

It Depends on the "hotness" of the Woman, I can go off pretty quick if she's hot...and if I do, I can always guarantee rounds 2 and 3.

 

[independent]

He better be young or there is no excuse...LOL

It Depends on the "hotness" of the Woman, I can go off pretty quick if she's hot...and if I do, I can always guarantee rounds 2 and 3.

I would have lhjo before hand just in case.

 

[CellarDoor]

How old is he?

He's 29.

He better be young or there is no excuse...LOL

It Depends on the "hotness" of the Woman, I can go off pretty quick if she's hot...and if I do, I can always guarantee rounds 2 and 3.

Idk, I honestly thought he might be a virgin for a second. That's how quick it was. But he's tall and built and his age...there is no way.


I felt really bad for him and tried to tell him it was cool. But he got kinda shitty so I just GTFO. Is there any good thing a chick could say in that situation? It seemed like everything I said was wrong. Poor guy

 

[Tesla]

Is there any good thing a chick could say in that situation? It seemed like everything I said was wrong. Poor guy

We all have situations like that once in a while.......you just to minimize them if you're a dude as to not embarrass yourself

 

[CellarDoor]

We all have situations like that once in a while.......you just to minimize them if you're a dude as to not embarrass yourself

I'm not asking what the dude should do, Al. I know shit happens. But what should I have said?


You know me. The girl in the situation.