The Clean Thread! An AP, SFW, LHJO, Prip, GICH Thread!

[theCaptn']

Look who the cat dragged in!

 

[Dark Geared God]

 

[CG]

I'm gone for 2 weeks.. we get tesla back, everyone drinks coffee... that's it?

Fuck you nigs are gettin soft.. nobody "suprise penetrated" some poon on halloween???

No prips? Jesus.

Just got back from mia, spent every night checking out a titty bar or 2. Full nude full bar smoking indoors.... a degenerates dream lol. Met some russian broad, offered her a smoke, she looked at me and totally straight faced told me "I only smoke crack" she'd do well around here. Apparently everyone thinks I'm cuban or sum10 cause bitches at the club and in general would start talkin all spanish shit in my ear... once I had to let on that my spanish was limited and I'm a gringo from the isle of jersey, they backed off can't fkg wait to go back again.. oh yeah, there's no fucking container law in florida, aka, walk down the street drinking no problem, and all clubs/bars in miami's city limits are open till 5... or later.

 

[skinnyguy180]

I ravaged a small tight pussy repeatedly(in five minute intervals) every night. Though I lose cred cause it was my gfs

 

[independent]

I ravaged a small tight pussy repeatedly(in five minute intervals) every night. Though I lose cred cause it was my gfs

Pics of tight pussy and your street cred is restored.

 

[Dark Geared God]

 

[skinnyguy180]

Pics of tight pussy and your street cred is restored.

Haha I have plenty of pics and a couple little vids. But if I post those and she found out she made it quite clear she would cut off my dick and I've grown attached to the little guy..... Btw kudus to apple for making hi-def cameras on there phones and the pic vault guys that let me store them securely.

 

[HialeahChico305]

I ravaged a small tight pussy repeatedly(in five minute intervals) every night. Though I lose cred cause it was my gfs

Fiction

 

[theCaptn']

I've got a date with an ex, she is full-figured with BIG titties just the way I like it.

. . oh, and she LOVEs the cock in and around her orifi

 

[Rednack]

I've got a date with an ex, she is full-figured with BIG titties just the way I like it.

. . oh, and she LOVEs the cock in and around her orifi

Don't forget your strapon, last thing we want is for you to disappoint the fare maiden..

 

[theCaptn']

Don't forget your strapon, last thing we want is for you to disappoint the fare maiden..

. . that sounds like a single man, DP . . nice one!

Anyone here AP'd a chick up the brown-eye while she's dildoing her pinkbits? Those from experience will know your bell-end will get a tickling from the inside

 

[HialeahChico305]

YouTube Video

 

[independent]

. . that sounds like a single man, DP . . nice one!

Anyone here AP'd a chick up the brown-eye while she's dildoing her pinkbits? Those from experience will know your bell-end will get a tickling from the inside

Yes, a dildo and a banana too.

 

[skinnyguy180]

. . oh, and she LOVEs the cock in and around her orifi

Best kind!!!

 

[Tesla]

I haven't smoked chronic in over a year..........No Gear and No chronic deserves another banning I guess.

 

[Dark Geared God]

I haven't smoked chronic in over a year..........No Gear and No chronic deserves another banning I guess.

yes you do as long as its FDA approved gear

 

[Rednack]

I haven't smoked chronic in over a year..........No Gear and No chronic deserves another banning I guess.

devoted yourself to a full time faggot eh?

 

[Tesla]

devoted yourself to a full time faggot eh?

 

[skinnyguy180]

I've got a date with an ex, she is full-figured with BIG titties just the way I like it.

. . oh, and she LOVEs the cock in and around her orifi

Also don't forget Bacon lube. yup they make it bacon flavored lube. And you know the hefty ones like bacon

 

[theCaptn']

Also don't forget Bacon lube. yup they make it bacon flavored lube. And you know the hefty ones like bacon

. . fine line btw 'hefty' and 'full-figured'

 

[theCaptn']

I haven't smoked chronic in over a year..........No Gear and No chronic deserves another banning I guess.

what you weighing in at these days knigg?

 

[Tesla]

what you weighing in at these days knigg?

210'ish Not bad for Natty!!!

 

[theCaptn']

Yeah, esp if JT&D

 

[Tesla]

Being off gear really is wreaking havoc on my joints....They hurt like fuck ...yeah, yeah, I know It's cuz I'm old, but they felt great while on the gas.

 

[Buzzard]

At least you're back now and the poz stories have slowed substantially even though you're a NB.

I suppose it's all cat-sitting & merlot stories from here on out?

GYCH!

 

[Vibrant]

At least you're back now and the poz stories have slowed substantially even though you're a NB.

I suppose it's all cat-sitting & merlot stories from here on out?

GYCH!

You forgot world domination stories.

 

[CG]

Haha I have plenty of pics and a couple little vids. But if I post those and she found out she made it quite clear she would cut off my dick and I've grown attached to the little guy..... Btw kudus to apple for making hi-def cameras on there phones and the pic vault guys that let me store them securely.

Lol I need me one of them there iphones... and pics of yo bitch lol

 

[CG]

. . that sounds like a single man, DP . . nice one!

Anyone here AP'd a chick up the brown-eye while she's dildoing her pinkbits? Those from experience will know your bell-end will get a tickling from the inside

Hahaha yes. That is what I am talking about. Same thing works if ya switch holes.

Did you say full figured??

 

[CG]

Being off gear really is wreaking havoc on my joints....They hurt like fuck ...yeah, yeah, I know It's cuz I'm old, but they felt great while on the gas.

Happens.. planning to jump back on???


What happened to you anyway, 6 months is WAY too short for a stautory bid lol

 

[Tesla]

What happened to you anyway

I failed to post cat-raping stories and The Capp was none to pleased about it.