just for future reference: you can make a pipe from a toilet paper tube and aluminium foil. just pinch the side of the tube and cut a half circle into the side, let go and now it's a full hole. just cover hole with foil and use a tooth pic or slin pin to poke holes in foil and presto you gots prips. ends are mouth piece and carb.
I've also made bongs from beer bottles, but that requires a drill.
Cut the bottom third off of a 2 liter bottle, cut hole into cap for bowl insertion. Now fill bath tub full of water. unscrew cap, then submerge the lower half of the bottle in the bath. Light bowl, then slowly pull up bottle this will draw shit tons of goodness into the bottle. you should know how to do the rest.
But, I imagine it'd be pretty friggin easy to get pozzed over here. When in Changchun, I was at a pub once with some mates and there were clearly some ladyboys up in that biatch. Saney woulda been in heaven.
.....Damn Yankees effin' ruled.....
all over a pappa john's pizza right about now.
. . . and barely-speaking legible english cock-suckers 
