The Clean Thread! An AP, SFW, LHJO, Prip, GICH Thread!

[theCaptn']

hope these pipes are clean

 

[independent]

So who here likes performing oral sex on a woman when he has a tampon string dangling?

 

[KILLEROFSAINTS]

i imagine not many

 

[theCaptn']

I have..... But not in a horrible way, and it was late in the red cycle. And I was so fucking high I didn't care. Plus I strangled her after seeking advice from SFW.

 

[SFW]

So who here likes performing oral sex on a woman when he has a tampon string dangling?

I have no issues with this. Ive pulled a few out with my teeth. Then came up to show her my work, like an exited puppy bringing his mistress a squeak toy.

 

[independent]

I have no issues with this. Ive pulled a few out with my teeth. Then came up to show her my work, like an exited puppy bringing his mistress a squeak toy.

The wife needed to get off so i took care of business.

 

[IronAddict]

No big whoop if you just concentrate on and make the berry tingle...

I would never, ah, who am I kidding!

 

[NiagaraBalls]

Hell with that. I've AP'd on occasion during hummer week but not often. Wouldn't go down at all then.

 

[SFW]

1 am chest training. Pre game with propylhexedrine and bronkaid.....

 

[Saney]

Buncha lame ass kneegrows squawking over the same gay ass shit.

Fucking Kill yourselfs

This Sust i have (100 Prop, 100 PP, 100 Enth) hurts like a mother fucker. Who wants to try this shit?

 

[theCaptn']

Buncha lame ass kneegrows squawking over the same gay ass shit.

Fucking Kill yourselfs

This Sust i have (100 Prop, 100 PP, 100 Enth) hurts like a mother fucker. Who wants to try this shit?

And you're back cause you love this shit

Fuck off and write that <3 felt apology you owe me and all is forgiven.

 

[Saney]

And you're back cause you love this shit

Fuck off and write that <3 felt apology you owe me and all is forgiven.

I don't owe your gay ass shit. If anything, it's the other way around. Either way, Idgaf.

Everybody here is still small as fuck with the exception to that Bipolar Ex-Richard Gears midget.

Pathetic

 

[SFW]

You french fucking faggot!

<3

 

[independent]

Heavyiron sent me some bunk vit c. Shits gonna get real soon.

 

[Tesla]

Heavyiron sent me some bunk vit c. Shits gonna get real soon.

 

[SFW]

Thanks to the Captn's Qabalah magick and Jewish mysticism, i will soon be running a sponsored journal in the abaXen subforum. Due to His Rabbinical persuasion akin to Maimonides himself, abaXen will be hand delivering a sheep-skin bag full of Manna, sterons, sterols, kosher oils and ground foreskins for me to consume until i acquire a Samson-like physique. My journal will consist of photos of my circumsized member, close up taint shots under fluorescent lighting, Labwork from an Israeli lab and videos of me strangling hamite prostitutes while praising Baal.

 

[theCaptn']

I'm gonna pull some strings and hook you up with some Murr... Perfect narcotic for pre-strangulation

 

[CG]

Thanks to the Captn's Qabalah magick and Jewish mysticism, i will soon be running a sponsored journal in the abaXen subforum. Due to His Rabbinical persuasion akin to Maimonides himself, abaXen will be hand delivering a sheep-skin bag full of Manna, sterons, sterols, kosher oils and ground foreskins for me to consume until i acquire a Samson-like physique. My journal will consist of photos of my circumsized member, close up taint shots under fluorescent lighting, Labwork from an Israeli lab and videos of me strangling hamite prostitutes while praising Baal.

More exciting then when I open a package and find out I didn't receive canola oil..


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[SFW]

Hmmm i just won 5 amps of Injectable Ephedrine. Mother of God.....Do i...Do i pin my taint with it or??

 

[CG]

Hmmm i just won 5 amps of Injectable Ephedrine. Mother of God.....Do i...Do i pin my taint with it or??

Inj ephedrine? Oh you mean speed


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[SFW]

http://alvgear.com/ephedrine-osel

 

[CG]

http://alvgear.com/ephedrine-osel

Suspect as fuck, drink it first


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[SFW]

Whats the worst that could happen? I got these in case i freak out....

 

[theCaptn']

 

[independent]

So i got some tren e coming, are the effects the same as ace? I only ran 200mgs of ace a week and it was very good.l

 

[Saney]

200 ace? you fucking turkey

Injectable Ephedrine? wtf? Pics of Taint injectiong or it didn't happen.

Had another abortion. Gears must be bunk if i'm knocking up hoe after hoe...

Out of Valtrex. Need to steal some from the tranny i was banging.

 

[dieseljimmy]

the only thing my arby is getting is a gentle massage while I furiously masturbate with my fleshlight.

my fleshlight wounds have healed nicely... thanks for asking you pricks

 

[OTG85]

Injectible ephedrine sounds like a bad time.

 

[theCaptn']

Injectible ephedrine sounds like a bad time.

Sounds like a junkies wet dream

 

[independent]

200 ace? you fucking turkey

Injectable Ephedrine? wtf? Pics of Taint injectiong or it didn't happen.

Had another abortion. Gears must be bunk if i'm knocking up hoe after hoe...

Out of Valtrex. Need to steal some from the tranny i was banging.

Honestly the effects were profound. Also it was fda gmp approved so its not like the bunk shit you run.