You callin' my Milfy a Ho-bag??![]()
they're all ho-bags chief . . that's why they're so much fun

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You callin' my Milfy a Ho-bag??![]()
but kept beggin' for me to pop one in her.
but never, ever in a ho-bags vag![]()
i need some gears and a 50 yr gilf to pop one in on
Sup pale ale sippers. Went to see the gilf/gf last nite. She just got back from a Euro vacation. Talk about some AP! Went 3 rounds and busted twiced. The gears and VitC had me standing at attention the entire time.
Speaking of busted. Dude, I had to smooth shit over with the gilf 2nite when she saw Saney's "Happy MILF/GILF's Day." Almost cost me some AP knig!
Anyhoo, no biggie. It's all kosher now. Natty Ice #4 going down the hatch! I'm enjoying a couple now that I'm done with A-bombs.
Fuck........I just popped inside Milfy.......
She says I have nothing to worry about.![]()
I already own stock at Planned Parenthood..........I ain't goin' back
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werd! he's been riding these milf's bareback, dropping loads on the inside!. . brother's getting reckless with age yo!
She's not 50 fucker.......Shes only 28........but kept beggin' for me to pop one in her.......so I fuckin' did......she said I was "200% safe"........I live on da edge ridin' bareback I know.....but fuck it.....The Gear will kep me protected
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Just pour some beer on your cock afterwards.
GICH!
Always keep a small can of Lysol in your car just in case surprise unprotected sex commences with a random skank. Kills 99% of viruses/bacteria, including Herpes!
GICH!
yeah a quick dip in a cup of Scope will do the trick too!
Saney said:LOL Al is bangin a 50 yr old and a 28 yr old at the same time... When he closes his eyes of courseYea, your 200% safe alright.. Menopause is on your side, but i'd say 1,000% safe.
And the Penguins just got beat by the Number 8 Seed you fat worthless piece of shit.. And you are just like every other faggot out there talking about how great "My Team Was"... Listen McFatty UnLeany, nobody cares about where they were, they only care about where they are now.. And that's home beating off to half naked pictures of your fat 1AD snortin ass. Go snort a line of some Mono and get back at me..
As for Richard Gears, grow an Inch
GearsMcGilf, I want to apologize again for the "Happy Gilf/Milf Day" post..
Capt'n, GEARS!
After the Penguins lost game 7 last night, josh went to Shop-Rite and took advantage of the Ice-Cream specials and ate at least a gallon i'm sure.. But if you ask him, he won't remember nothing after his Sugar Coma, and Since he's so fat, his scale will tell him anything to get him off.
Mooch, Eat a fucking Sandwich or 9
Double Whopper McUnLeany, go snort some more ECAA's and your Mono, and your Beta, and go screw all those wonderful hot women at your gang bang.. Then wake up and take a facial you fat fucking Burger Lovin Sorry fuck
GICH!
Lets try and stay on Topic here. Your team got beat at home by the Canadians in game 7. And the Flyers are gonna win tomorrow. and we'll probably get a good sniff in this season.
Now Josh, fat boy, notice how I was talking in current tense? Not all that "well back in the day my team was great but now we all sit around the pool, wishing women were around, sucking each others cock while we watched replays of our Stanley Cup last year"
So two things, stop living in the past, and letting Lean Men, shoot their semen in your face
Has a natural cooling sensation...like Tigerbalm.![]()