The Clean Thread! An AP, SFW, LHJO, Prip, GICH Thread!

[GearsMcGilf]

I've already done a background check, so the chances of a car of irate Mexican notBigs turning up are close to nil

. . should I spike her glass with VitC? What does that shit do for fems?

Dude, them kinda dates are where you get the real qualidad. Only problem is that they tend to get attached when AP does happen. I'd be careful with the VitC though. She might develop and 8" clit and wanna cornhole you with it.

BTW, y'all got any aboriginal pr0n down under? I did a google search for it and couldn't find shit!

 

[Tesla]

Let the Crackberry sit in the sun for a couple hours and it's GTG.

Gonna pinn gear now and do a fat P-Rip..........Milfie just bought me a Turkey, Avocado and Bacon Sando.........now she's passed out and it's time for Prips and Merlot........maybe mix in a Klonopin

Outta vikes, though.....

 

[Saney]

I have a confession. I turned down some extremely easy AP action with a fat girl last night.... And for some reason, the Alertpay hasn't drawn the money out of my account yet for the Gears... pretty gay!

 

[NiagaraBalls]

Let the Crackberry sit in the sun for a couple hours and it's GTG.

Gonna pinn gear now and do a fat P-Rip..........Milfie just bought me a Turkey, Avocado and Bacon Sando.........now she's passed out and it's time for Prips and Merlot........maybe mix in a Klonopin

Outta vikes, though.....

If you have a BB, I assume you have the insurance on it. If not, you definitely need it on any kind of smart phone. For most carriers, it'll cost you 100 to get it replaced by Assurion, the company that all carriers use for insurance.

It used to run 50 and I've upgraded to the next level phone twice that way....Palm Treo 600 to 700....650 to 755P. If your BB happens to be an older one, you may get lucky and end up w/ the newer model like I did. I know a woman that works for Assurion and she told me even though they had 700's left, if I asked for a supervisor, they'd go ahead and get me a 755. Worked.

Even if the thing still works and it's an older one, claim water damage and say it doesn't work. They'll never know. What carrier do you have? Eligible for an upgrade? It might be an opportune time to go ahead and switch out to something new. There are some off the chain phones coming out these days.

 

[cc-10]

saw kate plus 8 and it made me think of roids.

 

[Tesla]

AT&T..........yeah.......it seems to be working fine now, but don't think you can claim water damage on my insurance.........I def. want a new phone, though....getting tired of my Crackberry

 

[NiagaraBalls]

AT&T..........yeah.......it seems to be working fine now, but don't think you can claim water damage on my insurance.........I def. want a new phone, though....getting tired of my Crackberry

You might double check that because my insurance didn't used to cover water damage but was later changed to covering it. The price went up like a buck, but it's worth it to cover water. If all else fails, you could claim to lose it, like I did once. Can't disprove that unless you were to sell it to some schmuck who then tried to activate it.

If you're not under contract at the moment, switch to Sprint and get an Evo. the thing is seriously outrageous. It can be found on some websites for like 120, rather than the 200 price w/ contract. It retails for like 400 w/o contract. If you wanna stay w/ AT&T threaten to bail because "someone told you" water damage was covered and no you're pissed.

The retention department will do their best to keep you, at which point you can offer to "settle" for an Iphone because you're very tempted to bolt to Sprint for an Evo. I would almost bet they hook you up w/ one, especially if you've been a customer for a while. Try to work one of those angles and see what you get.

 

[theCaptn']

I told you milfies son was fucking with you. First hes calling you "Muscles" which is obviously some sort of ironic insult, then he tosses your whackberry into a public restroom toilet? Mad disrespectful! Handle that shit, Mr. Enforcer!

+1 I think that little cunt needs a backhander . . . or perhaps youve taken the Hulk Hogan impersonation just a little too far Muscles

 

[Saney]

YouTube Video

 

[NiagaraBalls]

+1 I think that little cunt needs a backhander . . . or perhaps youve taken the Hulk Hogan impersonation just a little too far Muscles

I think GJ's story will end a little diff. He'll get his ass kicked for a while, then start shaking, do the "no, no, no" finger, hulk up and listen for cheers from milfs on all sides of the pool. Then he'll do a leg drop and it'll be all over! The end.

 

[theCaptn']

Dude, them kinda dates are where you get the real qualidad. Only problem is that they tend to get attached when AP does happen. I'd be careful with the VitC though. She might develop and 8" clit and wanna cornhole you with it.

BTW, y'all got any aboriginal pr0n down under? I did a google search for it and couldn't find shit!

lol @ abo pr0n. . . there's some nasty shit out there, but even the most depraved German scat eater wont touch an abo . .

. . gives me an idea for a poll: big-clittied girls . . when does it become gay?

 

[Tesla]

You might double check that because my insurance didn't used to cover water damage but was later changed to covering it. The price went up like a buck, but it's worth it to cover water. If all else fails, you could claim to lose it, like I did once. Can't disprove that unless you were to sell it to some schmuck who then tried to activate it.

If you're not under contract at the moment, switch to Sprint and get an Evo. the thing is seriously outrageous. It can be found on some websites for like 120, rather than the 200 price w/ contract. It retails for like 400 w/o contract. If you wanna stay w/ AT&T threaten to bail because "someone told you" water damage was covered and no you're pissed.

The retention department will do their best to keep you, at which point you can offer to "settle" for an Iphone because you're very tempted to bolt to Sprint for an Evo. I would almost bet they hook you up w/ one, especially if you've been a customer for a while. Try to work one of those angles and see what you get.

Well the fuckin' BB took a shit for good........doesn't work at all.......not eligible for an upgrade for 6 more mos.........Gotta check my insurance today.......honestly, I don't even wanna pay the $50 for a replacement.....I want sum10 with a more user friendly(Bigger) keyboard for texting and don't really want a touch screen type phone.........guess I'll hit up the ATT store today and see what they got

 

[Saney]

score yourself the new iPhone when it comes out in a month or two.

But a larger keyboard? aren't BB's the best for that?

 

[Tesla]

score yourself the new iPhone when it comes out in a month or two.

But a larger keyboard? aren't BB's the best for that?

Nah.....my fingers are too big for those little buttons on the BB Currve...always double hitting keys and shit....I like the keyboards that pull down horizontally with big ass keys on 'em

 

[Buzzard]

Nah.....my fingers are too big for those little buttons on the BB Currve...always double hitting keys and shit....I like the keyboards that pull down horizontally with big ass keys on 'em

Get an iPhone for fuk sake!

 

[Tesla]

Get an iPhone for fuk sake!

I don't like that faggott touch screen shit.......

 

[sprayherup]

Milfie's hubby kidnapped kid and now I'm on the lamb.........Any advice I could ever give you young-uns is to never fuck with Married Milfs/Gilfs.......and separated is no exception.........He knows where I live now and I'm packin'............shit is soooo fuckin' wrong........I don't even want to go to sleep tonight without one eye open

Fuck that. I would strike first. Beat his ass down and throw him in the dumpster and then piss on him.

GICH!

 

[Tesla]

Fuck that. I would strike first. Beat his ass down and throw him in the dumpster and then piss on him.

GICH!

 

[independent]

Hey kniggs,
I'm still alive........No worries about the dude, he's the ultimate NotBig.....I'm just afraid if he's packin' or not........He knocked on my door......called Milfie a drunk and a slut.......took the kid and we haven't heard from him since.........Check out this side note......Milfie and her 24 yr old best friend were on my couch kissing each others tits and making out right in front of me......Then they told me to go out on the balcony and Q up the steaks while they both whipped out thier vibrators and starting going off on thier twats with a blanket covering thier twats.......I was watching from the balcony while I was Q'in then came inside and layed down on the couch with both of them, but Milfie said no fucking way for a threesum, but I KNOW FOR SURE her friend would do it......Her friend is always touching me and shit, but MILFIE said NO WAY unless another sword is involved and I said fuck that........I'm not a risk taker like Josh......don't even accidentally wanna rub swords with sum other knob...........Anyway.......they took all the batteries outta my fucking remote controls for thier vibrators now I can't turn on my TV unless I walk over and do it, cuz da bitches kiped my fucking batteries

So you had 2 chicks on your couch and you didnt do anything.

I would fuck her friend anyways. Who cares if she gets pissed, its not like you cant find another one. Plus her friend would probably find another chick for a 3 sum.

GICH!

 

[Buzzard]

I don't like that faggott touch screen shit.......

That's what I use to think... Now I LHJO to it and spray it.

 

[Saney]

Nah.....my fingers are too big for those little buttons on the BB Currve...always double hitting keys and shit....I like the keyboards that pull down horizontally with big ass keys on 'em

Well, my phone is extremely hard to use the keyboard on (Palm Pre, not the pilot)

 

[sprayherup]

So you had 2 chicks on your couch and you didnt do anything.

I would fuck her friend anyways. Who cares if she gets pissed, its not like you cant find another one. Plus her friend would probably find another chick for a 3 sum.

GICH!

Exactly!!!!! Could not have said it any better myself.

The bitch would get over it anyway. It's not like Al's the only dude she's probably fucking anyway.

 

[Saney]

Al's not only gonna get his Milfy Preggo, but he may pick up an STD or two from all the duuk she's been taking in when "at work"

She's obviously a freak.. I wouldn't put it past her.

50$ says she's still fucking that scrawny Not-Big that came to Al's apartment lol

 

[Tesla]

50$ says she's still fucking that scrawny Not-Big that came to Al's apartment lol

 

[sprayherup]

Word, they're all fucking whores. All of em I tell ya!

 

[Saney]

Just confirmed my Test E is on it's way..... GEARS!

 

[independent]

Exactly!!!!! Could not have said it any better myself.

The bitch would get over it anyway. It's not like Al's the only dude she's probably fucking anyway.

I mean really, if I had 2 girls lezzing out on my couch I would have LHJO all over them. You should have ripped that blanket off them and stuck your finger up her friends wet pussy.

 

[Tesla]

Just confirmed my Test E is on it's way..... GEARS!

Yeah right........

 

[Saney]

You don't believe your very own overweight nephew?

 

[Tesla]

You don't believe your very own overweight nephew?

My real Nephew is jerked and Tan cuz he takes after his Uncle..........You need to prove your worth to achieve Uncle Al status