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The Clean Thread! An AP, SFW, LHJO, Prip, GICH Thread!

you's ever bust a lame nut and she shoots you one of these looks :gosh:


i remember pulling out and dribbling like 2 drops on her stomach. shit didnt even make it on her stomach, just dripped onto her inner thigh and bush. no force or volume whatsoever.

and thats after telling her how backed up i was and how bad she was gonna get sprayed down.

then i gotta give her the "im on tren and havent used hcg" speech. which makes no sense to her because she doesnt know wtf any of that stuff is.
 
Buzzard said:
LMAO...

I just grabbed a t-shirt and started wiping her down like I sprayed the biggest load ever. She was prolly thinkin "Wow... I didn't feel any of the massive load land on me"

You ever start getting hungry and start thinking about what you are going to get outta the fridge and what show you are gonna watch on TV?
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What will also work is if you're pounding it from behind, you're getting ready to fake nut and while you do that you work up some nice spit. Pull out, do the Nick Manning "dropping loads" scream and just spit all over her ass. Then wipe with BN T-shirt.

:coffee:
 
Mr. Fantastico said:
you's ever bust a lame nut and she shoots you one of these looks :gosh:


i remember pulling out and dribbling like 2 drops on her stomach. shit didnt even make it on her stomach, just dripped onto her inner thigh and bush. no force or volume whatsoever.

and thats after telling her how backed up i was and how bad she was gonna get sprayed down.

then i gotta give her the "im on tren and havent used hcg" speech. which makes no sense to her because she doesnt know wtf any of that stuff is.
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Word. That's some weird shit there. You think you're gonna cover her in goo and you shoot out a drop or two. Fuck it, it all feels the same anyway.

Less mess to clean up.

:coffee:
 
I thought I was gonna spray it up last night til I got whiskey dick.......The 'c" held up strong for about 1/2 hour then I think the puss was getting too loosey goosey and I lost it.
 
Less mess to clean up.
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True.

I bet jew collects his goo in a jar so he can keep his Dennis Franz hairstyle in place when he drops the top on the El camino.
 
Mr. Fantastico said:
:lol:



In related news, im growing my nipple hair out to cover up my gyno. No one will ever know!
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A "Nipple Combover" in the works....
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word. fuck letro! Why bother with SERMS when you can just rock a nip combover.
 
Mr. Fantastico said:
mmmhmmm.

So brandibeth = cellar door?
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brandibeth = cellar door= ThisIsNotTheDEA= italian/puerto rican hybrid? :coffee:

or

brandibeth = cellar door= ThisIsNotTheDEA= Puertorican/haitian coffe zipping hybrid :coffee:


:geewhiz:
 
ThisIsnotThedea doesnt condone faggotry nor does he condone peruvian/honduran/cuban hybrids hiding out in lima and banging BBW latinas.
 
Mr. Fantastico said:
word. fuck letro! Why bother with SERMS when you can just rock a nip combover.
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What kinda gel or hair spray are you gonna use to keep the nips covered up when it's windy?.......I would rock AquaNet
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.......My Grandma used to rock that cement.

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Ponyshow said:
What kinda gel or hair spray are you gonna use to keep the nips covered up when it's windy?.......I would rock AquaNet
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.......My Grandma used to rock that cement.

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i have a stash can that looks just like that. The bottom screws out and i hide my pills/gears when im mobile.

Maybe i shouldnt of told on myself. :hmmm:
 
GearsMcGilf said:
Methinks CellarDoor = saney's woman. Looks like she may need a little harassment on FB. But, as of late, only the capt and I have been doing it.
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You know what, fuck Gi.

She doesnt know a LOT. i think michael angelo should fwd her those pics of saney fucking that chick in the ass. its funny because she prob gave him a beeej that night, unknowingly tasting the fecal material of said skank and wondering to herself why he tasted so funny.
 
LMFAO.

uhoh...saney is gonna blame me again :gosh:

what gets me is why he even cares? i mean, its an ex. and a biggun at that. why the concern over it?

I can just picture her snorting and mouth breathing into the phone, yelling at him while he repeatedly states how sorry he is.
 
Werd! She seems like she hasn't quite given up on him. Now she's attacking me for my comments on his FB. Alls I did was congratul8 him on being single multiple times. Someone needs to e-mail her that pic saney posted over at Bnut of some chick giving him a hummer and say it was from like last week.
 
NiagaraBalls said:
Never had these small load problems myself. Pretty much always been a Load Warrior.
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thats because 3-4 wk cycles of 4ad arent very supressive. wait til you start abusing real gear for real lengths of time. that is, if you havent ebayed that vial already.
 
Mr. Fantastico said:
thats because 3-4 wk cycles of 4ad arent very supressive. wait til you start abusing real gear for real lengths of time. that is, if you havent ebayed that vial already.
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4AD is pretty suppressive as it's active on its own plus converts at a pretty high rate directly to test. Vial? Got a lot moar than a vial...
 
4ad isnt nearly as suppressive as Tren. There is No way.

on straight test, my loads are explosive still. im talking trt doses. I believe small doses actually stimulate sperm production somehow. i read a report, probably on gears.com or something, that low sperm count can be treated with low, intermittent doses of T.

a grain of salt might be needed with that info but personal observation leads me to believe it.
 
Mr. Fantastico said:
4ad isnt nearly as suppressive as Tren. There is No way.

on straight test, my loads are explosive still. im talking trt doses. I believe small doses actually stimulate sperm production somehow. i read a report, probably on gears.com or something, that low sperm count can be treated with low, intermittent doses of T.

a grain of salt might be needed with that info but personal observation leads me to believe it.
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I wouldn't compare it to tren in terms of suuppression, but to its target hormone? Sure, to a bit lesser extent. It still required pct, after all.
 
:coffee:
 
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