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The Clean Thread! An AP, SFW, LHJO, Prip, GICH Thread!

I hope there will be some details to port back. Her sis, who's been a friend of mine for all these years says she's a train wreck. Apparently, she's hooked on meth. Pretty fuck'd up.
 
Might wanna pass on that if she's a meth head. Either that or do what a friend of mine did once. Get a "rock" of laundry soap and exchange it for favors. He said it worked for a bj from some stupid ho he knew.
 
Hard to say. If she's g2g, I'll prolly hit it. But, since her sis will be around and theyre room mates, that may be hard to do the first time around. It might take a second get together. That was the way she was back then. She had to at least think that yuo wanted to date her. But, it could be different now.
 
this nigger saney has one of my first GF's that i ever kissed on his FB lmao maybe 11-12 yrs old.

And his bitch ass wont even re-add me because Gi beats him.

What a Gayyyy you are saney.

Please add me so i can lmfao @ all of the gi torment. I bet shes eating much more these days...what with all the added stress.

Adam, married? what the...

well you were already....are you a polygamist now? That aint legal down in bammer is it? :hmmm:


Off to the gym. Post w.o p-rips and post w.o tannage will commence. Gotta get your tan in during that anabolic window for maximum bronzing effect. Otherwise the UV rays go to waste and they do nothing.
 
so who sent a friend request to my mom with the name "Cock McJunk" and used a picture of a penis wearing a top hat and holding a tiny cane?

You think that shit is funny? FUCKING ANSWER ME!
 
Fantastico deletes and blocks me every other day... i don't think it would matter if added him or not

He's kinda Bipolor or something.. and Gi has been up to no good lately! she called me last night and it sounded like she was in a room with 10 guys or sum10.. who knows, but i don't think they're playing patty cake
 
lol who would fuck her? you have nothing to worry about...unless it was a room full of escaped convicts. Remember you said her snatch felt like throwing a toothpick down a plane hangar? plus you said she gave terrible head.

p.s. maybe if you didnt msg peoples wives and ask them to have sex with you, people wouldnt be messaging your ex. i told you about karma.
 
lol Adam is to blame for all of this??? How dare he!

And I tell Adam every time i hit on his wife, guess he doesn't mind so much.. <3

and I keep doing pec injections.. they are so FUN! but it hurt last night.. burried my 1'inch... ugh

If i give the gun no ammo, nobody gets shot
 
Mr. Fantastico said:
so who sent a friend request to my mom with the name "Cock McJunk" and used a picture of a penis wearing a top hat and holding a tiny cane?

You think that shit is funny? FUCKING ANSWER ME!
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This ^^^^


Is why none of u fuckers are getting my FB link. Right. There.
 
Reminds me of a time when I was in a yahoo group about facials. Some dude took the liberty of checking my yahoo connections and asking one girl if he could facial her, saying he thought he recognized her face. I had some explaining to do to her since she wasn't in the group but suddenly knew I was...slightly awkward.

I went off on him publicly for it. For all he knew she could've been a co worker, relative, etc. Some things just need to stay separate to avoid the kind of drama that's plagued the cf lately.
 
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Seek immediate medical help for an erection lasting more than four hours.
 
Mr. Fantastico said:
so who sent a friend request to my mom with the name "Cock McJunk" and used a picture of a penis wearing a top hat and holding a tiny cane?

You think that shit is funny? FUCKING ANSWER ME!
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:thinking:
 
I'm the official chick checker and I approved already. I can say she's def a female and looks good. Not your standard female member trying to shed baby fat or get in shape for a reunion kind of case.

In other news, had a good SFchest session. Ran into my friend that used to run kansas facials. Ended up at a party at my next door neighbor's house. He had smoked a shitload of chicken w/ hickory some other wood, forget which one. Had two pieces, a ton of chicken and dumplings and a beer. Brought home foar pieces for later. Moar chicken!!!
 
Mr. Fantastico said:
^ i was thinking the same thing dude and made the same connection with the names.

of course josh will swear on a stack of torahs to the contrary.

moar pics or gtfo!
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Thought u didn't care? What kind of pics we talkin?
 
She needs to be CT certified and you don't hold the status to grant her said certification, even if you are a member of Kansas Facials!

In other news, I've had a horrible case of the hic-ups that's lasted all friggin day. I just went outside and puked and now they're gone! That's the first time I've ever puked and actually felt a lot better afterward. Just thought you knigs should know about this.
 
GearsMcGilf said:
Well, she isn't Keeper from anabolicminds.com and hasn't sent everyone here naked pics. So, we can't just take you werd for it. We need our own proof! :pissed:
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I only give nudes to Mr. Phone Sex. Sorry.
 
In other news, the ole gilf/gf got back in touch w/me and says we should still see each other "casually". I take this to mean that we can still go out here and there and AP. I'll def be testing this out next weekend. :ohyeah:
 
Awesome! We need details! So how was it? If you give us the "stroke by stroke" you will be making CT history. We've never had an AP story from a female! So please help us out. You'll automatically earn full DRSE status.
 
GearsMcGilf said:
Awesome! We need details! So how was it? If you give us the "stroke by stroke" you will be making CT history. We've never had an AP story from a female! So please help us out. You'll automatically earn full DRSE status.
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I don't believe u.


But I'll spill...

On the couch watching a movie, I was half asleep. He decided he wanted to put his hand under my t-shirt and play with my navel piercing. I wake purring like a kitten. He decides to lift my top and pull my bra up. He has his fun there, but before I know it, my jeans are off and he is going south. Fucker made me ask for it, but I am glad I did. When I was done he turned me over and finished from behind while giving me play and making sure I was a very happy girl.
 
Nick can tell u moar about it. It's a highly exclusive secret society. It's so secret that it can't be discussed out in the open. But, being a female CTer and sharing an AP story automatically qualifies you. There's only been one female that's been inducted into DRSE and she def earned it. I'll let Nick know that you've been "tapped".
 
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