The Clean Thread! An AP, SFW, LHJO, Prip, GICH Thread!

[GearsMcGilf]

Got me sum melonotan II or wtf that shit's called on the way. The II version is supposed to get you tan and make you hornier at the same time. Along with the heavy gear dose and these 'tides, should be interesting when the wife gets back, or if I get another crack or two at the gilf. Either way, should be fun times.

 

[Tesla]

You knobs and your Melonotan........Just hit up the tanning salon(check out young hotties that work there then relax for 20 mins in the bed with ur tunes goin).....Then pop sum Liq. C for wood....

 

[GearsMcGilf]

I'm so fair skinneded that it's hard for me to get really tan, even with the t-bed. I figure this'll help me get my knig on. But, why do you need wood in the t-bed?

 

[heavyiron]

Got me sum melonotan II or wtf that shit's called on the way. The II version is supposed to get you tan and make you hornier at the same time. Along with the heavy gear dose and these 'tides, should be interesting when the wife gets back, or if I get another crack or two at the gilf. Either way, should be fun times.

Prepare for random hard ons. I noticed zero increase in libido but plenty of annoying hard ons. With a boost in your test dose libido should rise a bit though.

 

[Tesla]

I'm so fair skinneded that it's hard for me to get really tan, even with the t-bed. I figure this'll help me get my knig on. But, why do you need wood in the t-bed?

Fair enough(no pun intended).........I didn't mean to pop a "C" before tanning Lol.........just for wood in lieu of using Melonotan.

 

[Goodskie]

Gears are illegal and I'm calling 911 on all you drug addicts

 

[sprayherup]

Tanning is bad for you mmmmkay.

 

[heavyiron]

Gears are illegal and I'm calling 911 on all you drug addicts

I have a script, narc...

 

[Buzzard]

What's that gotta do with tha price of eggs?

Damm good question...

 

[Buzzard]

MT-II didin't have any noticeable hard-ons for me. The tan was nice. I'm fairly fair-skinned (blonde/blue) and I just tanned about once every 10-15 days and people were asking where I had been vacationing to get so tan...

 

[CellarDoor]

Tanning is bad for you mmmmkay.

I heard that the plastic bottles that our purified drinking water are suspected to give you cancer. We are all gonna bite it one way or another. Ima die tan.

 

[Tesla]

We are all gonna bite it one way or another. Ima die tan.

AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[GearsMcGilf]

I heard that the plastic bottles that our purified drinking water are suspected to give you cancer. We are all gonna bite it one way or another. Ima die tan.

Do you wear your drawers in the t-bed or just put your hat over your dick?

 

[Tesla]

Do you wear your drawers in the t-bed or just put your hat over your dick?

 

[sprayherup]

I heard that the plastic bottles that our purified drinking water are suspected to give you cancer. We are all gonna bite it one way or another. Ima die tan.

Very true, and us men have to worry about dying sooner then womens...

 

[GearsMcGilf]

We're all gonna get dead one way of another. Midas well die from sum10 you enjoy doing. Cause, dying from drinking Evian water sounds pretty fukkin boring.

 

[maniclion]

We're all gonna get dead one way of another. Midas well die from sum10 you enjoy doing. Cause, dying from drinking Evian water sounds pretty fukkin boring.

Overdose or hanging in a closet of a Thai Hotel like Carradine doing auto-erotic asphyxia with 2 Thai 19 year-old girls....

 

[sprayherup]

I was on one of those rotten.com type of sites and there was a picture of this guy that died while LHJO with a bag over his head. What a way to go.

There he was, magazine open in between his legs, bag over his head, pants down to his ankles.

 

[theCaptn']

In less than 10 hours Im gonna have my ballsack sucked dry of all traces of jizz!

 

[Buzzard]

This guy needs some help on his cycle:

Hi Guys

Im planning on starting my first cycle which is below and i was just wanting to no what you think of the cycle and would you recommend taking a pct after it?? i was advised to go on Nolvadex 1 pill a day for 2 weeks 3 weeks after your last tablet..how does that sound??



Day.. Anabol tab. Stanozolol tab. 1.. 2 tab.1 tab. 2.. 2 tab.1 tab. 3.. 2 tab.1 tab. 4.. 2 tab.1 tab. 5.. 2 tab.1 tab. 6.. 2 tab.1 tab. 7.. 2 tab.1 tab. 8.. 2 tab.1 tab. 9.. 4 tab.2 tab. 10.. 4 tab.2 tab. 11.. 4 tab.2 tab. 12.. 4 tab.2 tab. 13.. 4 tab.2 tab. 14.. 4 tab.2 tab. 15.. 4 tab.2 tab. 16.. 6 tab.3 tab. 17.. 6 tab.3 tab. 18.. 6 tab.3 tab. 19.. 6 tab.3 tab. 20.. 6 tab.3 tab. 21.. 6 tab.3 tab. 22.. 6 tab.3 tab. 23.. 6 tab.3 tab. 24.. 6 tab.3 tab. 25.. 6 tab.3 tab. 26.. 6 tab.3 tab. 27.. 6 tab.3 tab. 28.. 6 tab.3 tab. 29.. 6 tab.3 tab. 30.. 6 tab.3 tab. 31.. 6 tab.3 tab. 32.. 6 tab.3 tab. 33.. 6 tab.3 tab. 34.. 4 tab.2 tab. 35.. 4 tab.2 tab. 36.. 4 tab.2 tab. 37.. 4 tab.2 tab. 38.. 4 tab.2 tab. 39.. 4 tab.2 tab. 40.. 4 tab.2 tab. 41.. 4 tab.2 tab. 42.. 2 tab.1 tab. 43.. 2 tab.1 tab. 44.. 2 tab.1 tab. 45.. 2 tab.1 tab. 46.. 2 tab.1 tab. 47.. 2 tab.1 tab. 48.. 2 tab.1 tab. 49.. 2 tab.1 tab.

What do you think?

 

[OTG85]

This guy needs some help on his cycle:




What do you think?

what a idiot tell him looks good!!!

 

[SFW]

$1 per minute massage is in order this evening.

 

[maniclion]

In less than 10 hours Im gonna have my ballsack sucked dry of all traces of jizz!

I'm sorry, after it crinkles up, turns black and falls off maybe you can grow back a real pair using stem cells.....

 

[theCaptn']

I'm sorry, after it crinkles up, turns black and falls off maybe you can grow back a real pair using stem cells.....

I don't accept apologies from the Great Unjerked

 

[Dark Geared God]

 

[maniclion]

I don't accept apologies from the Great Unjerked

That's ok, I wasn't apologizing just merely offering my condolences....and my mind is jerked beyond compare, it's how I land the ladies...

 

[theCaptn']

That's ok, I wasn't apologizing just merely offering my condolences....and my mind is jerked beyond compare, it's how I land the ladies...

beyond compare or repair? . . when were you last in the depths of an ether binge, manic?

 

[Saney]

Who dares to Mock the Great and All Mighty UnJerked one????

 

[maniclion]

beyond compare or repair? . . when were you last in the depths of an ether binge, manic?

Bah, I huff Glade cause it's easier to obtain without suspicion being cast....

 

[Goodskie]

Sippin merlot, poppin cialis thinking about how I'm unemployed.....oh wait that's al, I'm just jorked and drunk Haaaaa sorry al