The Clean Thread! An AP, SFW, LHJO, Prip, GICH Thread!

[sprayherup]

I used to do that with Kat.. She used to dress me up in her clothes (they fit, shes big) and make me the girl while she played the man..

She would demand that i let her eat my asshole out and then she would pretend to fuck me like she had a dick.. ramming up against my tushy... then after she pretended to orgasm like a guy... she would make me face the wall and spooned me lol


I Swear to god if you tell anyone i'll never send the Mast!

 

[Tesla]

Merry X-Mas U fukkin' perverted weirdos.

 

[NiagaraBalls]

Bunch o' bovine manipulated, baby daddy to be, powder withholding, bk gobbling, dem drankin', salad tossee, etc. fags all up in this beast!

 

[maniclion]

It fuckin General Whorespiddle up in here....

Don't you kids know to stick to coke honking ho's who can't get pregnant, instead of these fresh ripe overskeezed baby factories....

 

[maniclion]

By the way it's noon here and I've smoked 2 days worth of joints going on three....I love holidays

 

[theCaptn']

I got Xmas wood . . thanks to Gears!

 

[SFW]

2011 will be benzo free. no narcotics, no alcohol.

Gears, yes.

MJ, yes.



Oh, and manic...she aint ripe. She looks like a fatter, geared, less sexy version of Rosie O'Donnell. Yeah i said Less sexy!

But the truth of the matter is, he loves her dearly. And he will raise said mongoloid child w/her in harmony.

 

[min0 lee]

I think i just talked to a gay

I think I just talked to a gay on the telephone, he pretended to be Dark Saney. I'm very afraid. Did I enable him by not screaming scripture at him? What if he wasn't a vacuum cleaner salesman? I could hear a lilt in his voice and I am wary. He sounded like that Dom Delouise guy from Hollywood Squares.
Should I always just answer the phone, "

Quote:
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

I think I'll put it on my answering machine in case he calls back!
Can I get cooties or aids over the phone?

 

[SFW]

Dom Delouise

 

[theCaptn']

I think I'll put it on my answering machine in case he calls back!
Can I get cooties or aids over the phone?

everyone knows you can only catch AIDs by fkg monkeys

 

[maniclion]

Oh, and manic...she aint ripe. She looks like a fatter, geared, less sexy version of Rosie O'Donnell. Yeah i said Less sexy!

But the truth of the matter is, he loves her dearly. And he will raise said mongoloid child w/her in harmony.

by fresh & overripe I meant young and fertile cause they don't take their birth control....

 

[theCaptn']

by fresh & overripe I meant young and fertile cause they don't take their birth control....

Seriously Saney, hands up who didn't see this coming?

. . that reminds me to book that vasectomy appointment

 

[NiagaraBalls]

JJ is giving up pills, Alphonse gave up tree. Next thing ya know Saney will.swear off fat chicks and Capt will stop eating roo mince!

 

[NiagaraBalls]

I guess Saney learned nothing from his Uncle Al when his young son was conceived. How's that little tike, anyway and why weren't we invited to the briss???

 

[Saney]

I have AIDS!

 

[Theoneandonly1]

I have AIDS!

That's pretty gross! Eww

 

[theCaptn']

in 2011, Im going to stop adding pork balls to the temples collection plate . . btw Fantasico, you absence recently has been glaringly obvious as is your rhinoplasty!

 

[theCaptn']

That's pretty gross! Eww

I met this chick online who wants to choke on the captns fishstick after Xmas lunch . . hope she doesnt mind jewish semen

 

[Theoneandonly1]

I met this chick online who wants to choke on the captns fishstick after Xmas lunch . . hope she doesnt mind jewish semen

That's awesome! What a great dessert

 

[NiagaraBalls]

Wait...what??? Why would she be drinking your vomit?

I met this chick online who wants to choke on the captns fishstick after Xmas lunch . . hope she doesnt mind jewish semen

 

[Buzzard]

Sup kneegross.... Sorry to hear about Saney's illegit mongoloid bastard child... Maybe that kid won't be that blubbed?

 

[Buzzard]

This Rachel chick seems alright... What's wrong with Ronnie? Once she posts up some bomb pics, or maybe some gash... She'll be perfect.

 

[Buzzard]

I SFW back today... I hit a 545 pound E-Rack pull... Here's a pic of the previous 515 pound E-Lift. The dumbass NB that snapped the photos couldnt have had a worse angle...

 

[Theoneandonly1]

I SFW back today... I hit a 545 pound E-Rack pull... Here's a pic of the previous 515 pound E-Lift. The dumbass NB that snapped the photos couldnt have had a worse angle...

I must say your shoes are pretty kick ass!

 

[Buzzard]

Thank you... I wore'm special.

 

[Theoneandonly1]

Thank you... I wore'm special.

Nike's are just badass in general! I always buy the awesomest shoes, but in the strangest colors...never have anything that matches them...which totally sucks! But atleast they're super cute and not everyone has the same ones!

 

[Saney]

LOL

Auto Plow!

 

[Theoneandonly1]

LOL

Auto Plow!

That was quite random mister!

 

[Saney]

Yea.. so what you should do, is send me some pics.. mhm.. i need something to LHJO to babe..

You know i'm in love with you.. and i don't care if the CT knows about it or not!

 

[Theoneandonly1]

Yea.. so what you should do, is send me some pics.. mhm.. i need something to LHJO to babe..

You know i'm in love with you.. and i don't care if the CT knows about it or not!

You're in love with whats her face, not me! I'm sure she will send you some sexy pics