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Are you too simple minded that you can't tell the Steroids he'll be injecting cure other ppl's cancer indirectly?
You could just fuck off period..I'm gonna fuck off to Indonesia for 6 weeks.... LBFMs?![]()
You could just fuck off period..![]()
indeed you can now wear your hiphuggers againImagine how small I'll get living off rice! Will surely fit my GFs jeans like y'all do!![]()
Capt does have some fairly slender wheelz. He could rock a pair of Mick Jagger jeans while tranny hunting in indonesia.
Just got some pussy, then had a cup of coffee and took a dump. I think the new year is looking good.
Does getting pussy count if you're married, Moe?
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Good point. Well I had a cup of coffee and took a dump.
Good point. Well I had a cup of coffee and took a dump.
But does this count if you're married?
then kill yourselfYes. Its the only thing I have left.
Awesome NY Eve party t'other nite. My mate also hooked my up with a sack of awesome hydroponic tree. Everything was all kosher till I had to leave. I was out waiting for a taxi for about 30 minutes. The first cab said no cause my apt was too far away. The second cabbie was a "black taxi", meaning unlicensed. So, he's all like "$200RMB". So, offered 100RMB and he said no. Next a third black taxi comes up and agrees to 100RMB. So, I get in there and the bloke takes me to my skreet. I go to pay him and he's all like "I need 200 cause you're place was further than I thought." So, I tell this fukker I only have 142RMB on me. He starts cussin' me out and asks me if I got a bank card and I said no. So, I set the cash on his dashboard and was all like "this is all I got. You want it or not." He yells "NO 200!!!" So, I grab the cash and I'm getting up. Fukker grabs my jacket and yanks be back in and says "we're going over there and settle this." All this time,, I'm speaking in my broken Chinamanese. So, I call my wife, thinking she can talk some sense in him, with y Chinese being so bad. He starts curssing her out and calling her whore and all. So, I grab the phone and said "fuck your mam (in chinese). Then my wife's all freaked out and yelling "just get outta the car fast, he's crazy."
So, I go to get out and dude grabs me again, kncking the cell phone on the floor and I fall back into the seat. At that point, I knew was gonna have to fuck his shit up or possibly get stabbed. So, I reach over and clock the shit outta the guy in the face 3-4 times. He grabbed my neck, trying to fight back. Sum10 was telling me I was gonna have to keep beating him till I knocked him unconcious, or I might get stabbed. So, I finally got him in the jaw with a right uppercut and he went limp. At that point, I shut the door and ran off. I was worried the fukker might wake up and chase me with a knife or tire iron.
But, ultimately the guy wasted an hour of his time, got a bloody face and zero $. So, I'd chalk that up to a fail for the mofo. Freaky tho. Cause I've never been a violent type or even been in a serious fight before.
^Damn was he chinese? i dont know how they wont find u over there. youre white, 6 foot 6 and wear a red/white striped shirt. Hopefully you get away with it though. he prob would of thrown a wok of hot oil on you when you turnd around.
ChineseAwesome NY Eve party t'other nite. My mate also hooked my up with a sack of awesome hydroponic tree. Everything was all kosher till I had to leave. I was out waiting for a taxi for about 30 minutes. The first cab said no cause my apt was too far away. The second cabbie was a "black taxi", meaning unlicensed. So, he's all like "$200RMB". So, offered 100RMB and he said no. Next a third black taxi comes up and agrees to 100RMB. So, I get in there and the bloke takes me to my skreet. I go to pay him and he's all like "I need 200 cause you're place was further than I thought." So, I tell this fukker I only have 142RMB on me. He starts cussin' me out and asks me if I got a bank card and I said no. So, I set the cash on his dashboard and was all like "this is all I got. You want it or not." He yells "NO 200!!!" So, I grab the cash and I'm getting up. Fukker grabs my jacket and yanks be back in and says "we're going over there and settle this." All this time,, I'm speaking in my broken Chinamanese. So, I call my wife, thinking she can talk some sense in him, with y Chinese being so bad. He starts curssing her out and calling her whore and all. So, I grab the phone and said "fuck your mam (in chinese). Then my wife's all freaked out and yelling "just get outta the car fast, he's crazy."
So, I go to get out and dude grabs me again, kncking the cell phone on the floor and I fall back into the seat. At that point, I knew was gonna have to fuck his shit up or possibly get stabbed. So, I reach over and clock the shit outta the guy in the face 3-4 times. He grabbed my neck, trying to fight back. Sum10 was telling me I was gonna have to keep beating him till I knocked him unconcious, or I might get stabbed. So, I finally got him in the jaw with a right uppercut and he went limp. At that point, I shut the door and ran off. I was worried the fukker might wake up and chase me with a knife or tire iron.
But, ultimately the guy wasted an hour of his time, got a bloody face and zero $. So, I'd chalk that up to a fail for the mofo. Freaky tho. Cause I've never been a violent type or even been in a serious fight before.
where is that nigga tesla he needs to know thisThe new Chickenfoot CD is not bad. I was listening to it while riding around in my brother Dodge Charger the other day.![]()
But, ultimately the guy wasted an hour of his time, got a bloody face and zero $. So, I'd chalk that up to a fail for the mofo. Freaky tho. Cause I've never been a violent type or even been in a serious fight before.
The new Chickenfoot CD is not bad. I was listening to it while riding around in my brother Dodge Charger the other day.![]()
^Damn was he chinese? i dont know how they wont find u over there. youre white, 6 foot 6 and wear a red/white striped shirt. Hopefully you get away with it though. he prob would of thrown a wok of hot oil on you when you turnd around.