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The Clean Thread! An AP, SFW, LHJO, Prip, GICH Thread!

Get them eased into your pooper by an obliging male nurse.
 
Decided to take SFW's advice and Cruise on 400mg of Tren E EW. That's right. NO Test. Fuck it.

This is what i call the Chemo Cycle or Never have Libido again cycle... w/e as long as i'm jerked, who needs vagina? or Tranny anus?


Btw, i finally met a tranny... and we did the deed.

Clean Thread story time?
 
Forgot to mention, also using 50mg winny ED..

Need to get to 199lbs so i can go dressed at Skeletor for the Halloween party
 
Waitin for saney's story :fapn:


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theCaptn' said:
You need to be erect to penetrate the anus, however you need to be flacid to urinate.

I suggest you 1) penetrate said anus 2) donkey puch back of head to knock out victim 3) allow penis to become flaccid 4) urinate in anus 5) celebrate said foul act by posting on the clean thread


Gich!
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I dont, only issue is hitting the wall or ceiling lol. srsly i didnt know others need to be soft to pee.... i piss hard all the time, specially during long sex sessions or when i wake up... am i alone?
 
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I piss hard all the time. Sometimes hunched over the bowl quasi moto style but when im feeling less limber, i just slide the shower doors open and let loose.

Anyone remember josephs tales of shitting in the shower? lol
 
SFW said:
Absolutely.
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Cgrant said:
Waitin for saney's story :fapn:
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Ok. So i was on POF (SFW's favorite place to find fat lame whores like the last one who had a relative in the Latin Kings and sent him anus winking videos which SFW was so kindly to share with myself) and this hot ass bitch hits me up. Fucking pretty as hell, nice ass, long legs, beautiful girl. I was like "damn!" So i read this Sloots profile and found out the bitch was a tranny.. well by the time i learned of that, i was already rock hard.. so fuck it.. we exchanged numbers and texted a little.. bitch finally called me and her voice sounded more feminine than any female I've ever spoken to; had a hard time believing that. Anyhow, found out this bitch lives like 5mins from my house. "She" invited me over to meet and chill and talk about w/e. So I accepted (duh).

So i pull up at this whores house. Fucking sloot lives right in the middle of the ghetto.. took my knife with me incase a nigga was feeling thirsty... so i knock on the door, this hot ass bitch answers... whore was better looking in person.. couldn't believe it.. So i come in and we just chattin on the couch.. i'm nervous as shit (i'm always nervous). So we talk and i start to calm down a little. And she just orders me to stand up and lift my shirt up (i was bulking at the time so i was chubby, huge, and hairy), she gets up and starts feeling me up and down my chest and telling me how sexy i was.. (spanish trannys apparantly love big ass white dudes 'unlike short whoppers like SFW who isn't tall and can't ride rollercoasters'), and then invited me into "her" room. So we go in there and just lay down and continue our conversation, but it wasn't long before "she" jumped on top of me to really get a feel for this Big White Bitch.....

so "she" straddles me, and continues groping the fuck out of me (which feels good), and starts rubbing on my junk. "she" doesn't waste much time after that, pulls my junk out, spits on her hand, and starts jerking me off.. my shit is fucking hard as hell now.. she starts blowing me.. omg i was so ready for that warm mouth on my shit.. fucking reminding me of my mother's fresh warm apple pie (the kind you eat you sick incest bastards). I'm totally loving this head cause its definitely been a while.. and this bitch's cock grew like TWICE THE SIZE OF MINE.. i'm like wtf, you faggots have huge cocks.. bitches weener musta been like 9 inches lol i'm, at best, 5 1/2 lol jesus fucking christ! anyway, she finishes sucking my third thumb, and hopes on my shit... aims it in her ass and we start fucking bare back.. god damn that felt good.. sloot musta had some lube in her ass already.. shit went in so smooth.. i was like "damn this bitch pussy nice" lol So yea, she rides me for about 2mins, then she shoots a fucking a one droplet load on my hair ass stomach... WTF? but at the moment, i'm trying to get my rocks off so we kept at it, and finally BAM! i blow a HUGE load in this bitches ass.. fucking loved it.. Bare Backing a Spanish Tranny sloot... god damn.. does it get better than that?

so "she" pulls it out and cleans up everything (i know dam n well i ain't, fucking whore). Then "she" comes back and we do a little cuddling.. awwww. I spent the night... and we did that about another 6 times... then the bitch moved...Heart broken... bitch was cooking me dinner and shit.. family loved my big Gringo ass..

anyway, i'm sad now that i had to relive this and tell the story... :'( i miss "her"
 
:clapping: :fapn:


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Lol Cuddling the tranny is kinda gay.

But can we get a visual on this HeBitch? 1 pic come on.
 
DRSE Crew who's going to fuck your mom tonight roll call: vortrit, CHECK!!!
 
Did you try to wrapping that nine inch schlong around yours and f*ck it like a vag?:daydream:
 
Fucking tranny humpers and cum dumpsters up in here, your all like Workaholics "Let's get Weird" I'm just laid back strokin' my beard like Bronsolino.... Like who though? the fuckin' ill prosciutto

http://youtu.be/5k_N94P4YpU

Now you know...
 
I'd call it batting practice with the donut dongle...
 
Pinning 1,500mg at once gives me minor vision impairment a few days after. I get a fuzzy field of view at the corners, if that makes sense.

Kinda throws my balance, should I be expecting a stroke? Or is moar gears required?
 
theCaptn' said:
Pinning 1,500mg at once gives me minor vision impairment a few days after. I get a fuzzy field of view at the corners, if that makes sense.

Kinda throws my balance, should I be expecting a stroke? Or is moar gears required?
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JFC capt!!

BTW yes on all accounts- you should be expecting a stroke and yes moar gears are required.:mooh:
 
Gonna add EQ 600 MG 2x a week to my 200mg Tren E 2x wk schedule now... that ought to get me fucking jerked
 
Ps. one day i'll be fucking lean.. my cutter is coming along nicely as fuck right now and the Tren E hasn't even kicked in yet..

I'll be the Tall White version of SFW soon. or suicide
 
I got PMs from Ronnie's crazy Ex. Vag pics if anyone's interested.
 
Who is Ronnie and im sure he beat that shit down to smitherines.
 
theCaptn' said:
I got PMs from Ronnie's crazy Ex. Vag pics if anyone's interested.
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I'm interested... but I've already seen her vagina (its kinda ugly with meat curtains, but i'd like to see how its evolved over time)
 
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