The freestyle Haiku thread!!!

[Titanya]

This is basically another whore thread with a twist. Now... for all u culture lacking individuals i'll go on to explain the rules of Haiku. Haiku is a traditional short form of japanese poetry consisting of 3 verses (lines). The first line has 5 syllables, the second line has 7 syllables, and the third line has 5 syllables. (Haiku can also be writen in a 2,3,2 variation to the 5,7,5) Normally the first and last lines rhyme... but for our purposes we'll be doing it freestyle! You'd be surprised by the inspirational things that can be said in just 3 lines of poetry.... that being said, my expectations are quite low for the rising poets of this board.
Anyway... this is how it'll work: if u want to slam, talk, comment or argue... it has to be done in a Haiku!! Now lets see what u whores can come up with.

 

[Titanya]

I'll set the example by going first:

I call it..."Haiku of the gym".....

IT, your pussy
smells of garlic and fish eggs.
Please, go wash that thing.

 

[w8lifter]

ROTF!

 

[Titanya]

"The Haiku of Ages"

Dero, you queer old fag...
north winds blow as u should blow
Albob's withered cock.

 

[david]

Originally posted by Titanya
This is basically another whore thread with a twist. Now... for all u culture lacking individuals i'll go on to explain the rules of Haiku. Haiku is a traditional short form of japanese poetry consisting of 3 verses (lines). The first line has 5 syllables, the second line has 7 syllables, and the third line has 5 syllables. Normally the first and last lines rhyme... but for our purposes we'll be doing it freestyle! You'd be surprised by the inspirational things that can be said in just 3 lines of poetry.... that being said, my expectations are quite low for the rising poets of this board.
Anyway... this is how it'll work: if u want to slam, talk, comment or argue... it has to be done in a Haiku!! Now lets see what u whores can come up with.

I'm not a whore so I can't play!!!

 

[Titanya]

denial is a sad sad thing... now stop talking and start Haikuing!

 

[Dero]

Originally posted by Titanya
denial is a sad thing...
now stop talking and start Haikuing NOW!
Or I quit.

Hmmmm,question for you TITanya.
How can you go on like this,
When you know?


Ok,back to pic editing!!!At least I KNOW!!!

 

[Titanya]

Dero, what is this
you ask? If u make no sense,
Then shut the fuck up!

 

[david]

Spanish babes, loveth me...
because they want-eth my candy
take a number! Hee Hee!

 

[Titanya]

 

[david]

Wine, dine and leather
Wake your ass up so we
can cum together

 

[Titanya]

Don't get so frisky!
I am not that type of girl,
If I'm still sober.

 

[Titanya]

The Miss USA
pageant is on. I'm hoping
To see some bitch trip

 

[irontime]

Titanya, how so?
You claim to be gorgeous,
but look like a ho.

 

[Titanya]

If a ho I be
Then u IT must be the
queen of skanky whores

 

[irontime]

No, make that a king.
and you are my skanky whore.
Go do my bidding.

 

[Titanya]

What bidding is there
that I can do for a king
with no dick to view?

 

[Crono1000]

IT is a queer
I do not lie, it is so.
MJ is his bitch

 

[irontime]

Go make supper bitch,
and after you are through, go
wash the smell of you

 

[Titanya]

Originally posted by Crono1000
IT is a queer
I do not lie, it is so.
MJ is his bitch

Agreed am I with
This statement past. I saw them
strolling hand in hand

 

[Titanya]

Originally posted by irontime
Go make supper bitch,
and after you are through, go
wash the smell of you

How dare thee critique
my stench, when u smell like u
fucked some dirty old men

 

[irontime]

Your voice matters not
where concerns may lie, you see
not, with cum in your eye

 

[Crono1000]

myself as well. I
did not want to pry. But they
were found cock in mouth.

 

[irontime]

Originally posted by Titanya
How dare thee critique
my stench, when u smell like u
fucked some dirty old men

poor dumb stupid Tit,
how confused art thy. That smell
thou smells is in between your thigh

 

[irontime]

Too many syllables

 

[Titanya]

 

[Titanya]

this is too good!

 

[irontime]

Ya, but I'm gonna have to do some work for a bit. I'll be back.

 

[Crono1000]

wow IT is good
at haikus I see. "Look MJ!"
And his cock gets wood

 

[Titanya]

u'll be thinking up new Haikus the whole time!