The start of a good day.

[ROID]

Is when you wake up with one eyelid red and swollen and a fever blister on your lip.

My name is ROID and today is going to be a good day.

 

[myCATpowerlifts]

Sorry man

 

[Anabolic5150]

Had those days ROID, enjoy it Bro. They don't come along often enough.

 

[IronAddict]

Is when you wake up with one eyelid red and swollen and a fever blister on your lip.

My name is ROID and today is going to be a good day.

Sorry to hear that, ROID.

But you're not sick, that sounds like you were taking part in Chicos Felony fights.

It's gonna be a great day cause you won, and to the victor goes the spoils!

 

[evanps]

Is when you wake up with one eyelid red and swollen and a fever blister on your lip.

My name is ROID and today is going to be a good day.

Party [pahr-tee]: to enjoy oneself thoroughly and without restraint; indulge in pleasure while contracting at least two medical conditions, including (but not limited to) conjunctivitis and oral herpes.

Sounds like a fuckin' party man!!

 

[SloppyJ]

Herpes!

 

[sprayherup]

Did you forget to wash out her pussy with some beer before diving in?

 

[ROID]

Well if by party you mean helping a friend paint his house then hell yeah I had a damn party.

 

[Crono1000]

Is when you wake up and the morning wood in your hand is not your own.

My name is Crono1000 and today is going to be a good day.

 

[evanps]

Well if by party you mean helping a friend paint his house then hell yeah I had a damn party.

Was this before or after you kissed his herpe infested lips and let him fart in ur eye?

 

[IronAddict]

Was this before or after you kissed his herpe infested lips and let him fart in ur eye?

I was gonna say, that explains the red eye but what about the blister on your lip?

 

[maniclion]

Waketh upon the eve of your dreamdays with the words Leo Maniacus sets now before your sun blearied eyes;

"Begin the morning by saying to thyself, I shall meet with the busybody, the ungrateful, arrogant, deceitful, envious, unsocial. All these things happen to them by reason of their ignorance of what is good and evil..." Marcus A.

 

[Ballgame23]

Is when you wake up and the morning wood in your hand is not your own.

My name is Crono1000 and today is going to be a good day.

I think you man the hand around your wood is not your own??

 

[ROID]

I told everyone I burned my lip on a hot spoon.

 

[IronAddict]

I told everyone I burned my lip on a hot spoon.

That probably makes them think you burnt it on the crack pipe?