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Johnnny
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Out of the 7 women I've been with 4 liked anal sex & also liked me to give analingus in polite terms. But they always made sure they were washed clean for this. 2 of the women who liked this were the 31yr old teacher I was with at 22yrs old & the 37yr old sexy boss I was with when I was 21yrs old. But I always wore a condom for anal sex even if I didn't wear one for regular sex.
When my wife started getting XXX spam, she became intrigued with anal sex. We tried it and she likes it. We don't prefer it over normal sex, but it is something different.
Excuse me for almost breaking topic, but it seems as though almost every single girl I have ever been with was NOT an oral giving freak like they bragged about openly, but WAS a closet anal girl. Of course *I* was always the first one the did it with. Riiiiight! (wink) "Yeah, thats why it went in so easy huh?" (wink)
I'd be like "Hey, wtf? only one minute of head??? Whats up with that???"
And then theyd always say something like "Put it 'back here', but dont tell anyone" Or "you wanna try 'this'?".
Im like "wait a minute, wait a minute..... you bragg about loving to give head and then DONT do it, but you say you DONT LIKE anal and now you want it???"
LOL...its just funny to me thats all, but yeah, I was ordained in the Order of The Back Way by a girl, i wasnt the one who asked for it first. Its not something I'd do with just anyone, but I wish that more girls would fess up to liking it. Its not the taboo that it once was.
I'd be like "Hey, wtf? only one minute of head??? Whats up with that???"
And then theyd always say something like "Put it 'back here', but dont tell anyone" Or "you wanna try 'this'?".
Im like "wait a minute, wait a minute..... you bragg about loving to give head and then DONT do it, but you say you DONT LIKE anal and now you want it???"
LOL...its just funny to me thats all, but yeah, I was ordained in the Order of The Back Way by a girl, i wasnt the one who asked for it first. Its not something I'd do with just anyone, but I wish that more girls would fess up to liking it. Its not the taboo that it once was.
Johnnny
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I know what you mean. But if someone doesn't want to do something they don't want to, even if they've already done that before, we can't force them. The young woman I've been with for almost 2 years didn't want to give me head even if I did to her. She would tell me how naughty she would be with her ex boyfriends & sometimes how she would give them head while driving on the highway (dangerous I might add), & when we'd be fooling around she wouldn't want to return the favor.
Being the gentleman that I am, we waited almost 3 months before we fooled around & about 8 months before we had sex. It took 2 months before she would give me head & we had already both been tested together & were cleared. Before she finally decided to start giving me head as apart of our encounters, she wanted me to be as dirty (not a bad thing) as to giving her backdoor some oral attention. A girl wants me to get that dirty (not a bad thing) & she won't give a little bit of head? Go figure, but like I said we can't force someone to do something they don't want to do.
Being the gentleman that I am, we waited almost 3 months before we fooled around & about 8 months before we had sex. It took 2 months before she would give me head & we had already both been tested together & were cleared. Before she finally decided to start giving me head as apart of our encounters, she wanted me to be as dirty (not a bad thing) as to giving her backdoor some oral attention. A girl wants me to get that dirty (not a bad thing) & she won't give a little bit of head? Go figure, but like I said we can't force someone to do something they don't want to do.
Oh.....uh.....ok, I was just wondering if I was seeing the same ...uh.... use of "creative writing" that he was so famous for at the forum he got kicked out of. Same sh*t, different day, twice as deep.
And PreMier....you're not the first to question the authenticity of his claims.
But the more we questioned, the deeper the sh*t got and the more tenacious he did. Watch, I bet he responds to this post in his famous "whatever dude, Im just here to help" style. Eggs, he probably does that because he's been busted so many times that he knows it's better than to give specific names and or dates. And Im not surprised you and he had a run in already. He hates eggs. Or pasturized liquid eggwhites, I should say. You aughta read his comments on eggwhites being bad and causing all sorts of problems, they're hilarious. He goes head to head with a certified nutritionist using caveman data. You know why he hates them? Cause his "buddy" Roy Callender "who competed with great Arnold Shwartzenneger and has been in the business 20-30 years" said they were bad. We have a pool bet running at the other forum on how long its gonna take for him to get kicked out of here. Lesse.....he already has one thread locked here. And he's been here how long?
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does anyone else get the feelin that Metal V Player and Johnny are teh same person just fuccin with us?? ha ha 
Originally posted by gr81
does anyone else get the feelin that Metal V Player and Johnny are teh same person just fuccin with us?? ha ha
LMAO.....oh no my good man, I can PROMISE you Im not him!
Check my IP address....come to Dallas.... hire a private detective....ANYTHING to get that thought out of your mind!
Heavens to Mergutroid!Johnnny
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I see immaturity is an infectious disease.
I was merely agreeing with Metal V Player that some women brag about the sexual things they've done & that sometimes they won't even do those same sexual things with their new boyfriend.
I don't need to justify my claims or personal exeriences to anyone especially on the internet especially those who have or developed a serious case of ID. As for one it's a waste time, & 2 I don't lie about anything or the things I've done or experienced.
I was merely agreeing with Metal V Player that some women brag about the sexual things they've done & that sometimes they won't even do those same sexual things with their new boyfriend.
I don't need to justify my claims or personal exeriences to anyone especially on the internet especially those who have or developed a serious case of ID. As for one it's a waste time, & 2 I don't lie about anything or the things I've done or experienced.
who or what the hell is Mergutroid?
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i acquiesce !!!!
anytime you are in atlanta, give me a call
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OK...it was Snagglepuss...
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Reading through this post reminded me of a pretty disturbing story i heard a few years ago.
This guy and his girlfriend got stoned and decided to try anal sex, so he went at her and no problem. The next morning he went to take a pee and his piss started spraying everywhere, he stopped, tried again, same results.
He looked down and there was a piece of corn stuck in his nob. 
Don't know if it's true or not, but entertaining nontheless
This guy and his girlfriend got stoned and decided to try anal sex, so he went at her and no problem. The next morning he went to take a pee and his piss started spraying everywhere, he stopped, tried again, same results.
He looked down and there was a piece of corn stuck in his nob. Don't know if it's true or not, but entertaining nontheless
That's just gross dude stop p p
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jesus my p's goin all over the place
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jesus my p's goin all over the place
Corn or a peanut
seems like you'd notice that there was corn inside ur urethra (sp) before you went to the bathroom. sounds painful.
Originally posted by irontime
This guy and his girlfriend got stoned and decided to try anal sex, so he went at her and no problem. The next morning he went to take a pee and his piss started spraying everywhere, he stopped, tried again, same results.
AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
that piece of umm work. was the punch line of a joke that i heard a very long time ago, there are variations of it all over the internet, just like the oft heard " holy smokes are you sick? no, but the guy before you was!" joke.
silly little jokes like that one makes the world go round and round..
silly little jokes like that one makes the world go round and round..
Originally posted by irontime
This guy and his girlfriend got stoned and decided to try anal sex, so he went at her and no problem. The next morning he went to take a pee and his piss started spraying everywhere, he stopped, tried again, same results.
HA HA HAAAAA HA HAAAAA!!!!! That is soooo ridicilous, but funny.
