Tip of the day Wednesday August 28, 2002

[MtnBikerChk]

De-Stress For Sex
If she's too stressed to want sex . . .
a. Draw a bath for her.
b. Give her a full-body massage.
c. Ask if she wants to wrestle.

 

[Dr. Pain]

D. Drill her 'silly" for a few hours as a warm-up
E. Eat her for a few hours for "shits and giggles"
F. Fuck her into tomorrow
H. Have her bring a "little friend"... a tag partner
I. I can think of ALOT more....butt I want to see this hit Z by the end of my W/O



DP

 

[w8lifter]

J. Give her a porn mag to look at
K. Get her drunk
L. Watch a hot movie w/ lots of sex in it...doesn't have to be porn
M. Rip her clothes off and fuck the "not tonight" out of her


Anyone else?

 

[Pitboss]

N. Tie her up and have your way with her anyhow
O. Have her tie you up and have your way with you (stress reliever)
P. Food fight... always relaxing and fun, leads to more fun with Food 101

 

[Pianomahnn]

Q. Spank her on the ass and call her "Ms. Bitch."
R. Whip "it" out and slap her across the face.
S. Duct tape her boobs together.
T. Tie her to the ceiling feet first and tickle her under arms.

 

[lean_n_76er]

U. have her lay down, start rubbing her back, ask her "are you relaxed?" and "Ughhh" drive it home!