Ugly mans guide to getting laid...

[SuperFlex]

Foreman have you bought this? Or did you write it...

 

[GFR]

Foreman have you bought this? Or did you write it...

 

[SuperFlex]

Dude that reminds me of a story...

One night I was coming home from playing an all night softball tournament and this car pulls out of a porn shop. It pulls up next to me and the guy starts looking over at me. Well we pull up to a light and he holds up a shit load of money just like that. After I threw up in my mouth a little bit and swallowed it back down because I didn't want to roll down the window I drove off. Dude followed me for several lights. I thought I was going to have to choke a bitch...

 

[min0 lee]

Dude that reminds me of a story...

One night I was coming home from playing an all night softball tournament and this car pulls out of a porn shop. It pulls up next to me and the guy starts looking over at me. Well we pull up to a light and he holds up a shit load of money just like that. After I threw up in my mouth a little bit and swallowed it back down because I didn't want to roll down the window I drove off. Dude followed me for several lights. I thought I was going to have to choke a bitch...

Well?? Did you stop and take his money?

 

[Bakerboy]

Tell us the truth. You were out cruising in your softball uniform looking for some action. The rest of the story tells itself.

 

[Vieope]

Dude that reminds me of a story...

WTF! If I say chair or any ordinary thing, does that trigger another story like that?

 

[SuperFlex]

I hate this site!

 

[Bakerboy]

Don't be a hater. It will just eat you up inside, turn you into someone you don't want to be. Be as Foreman is: pure love.

 

[blink0]

Dude that reminds me of a story...

One night I was coming home from playing an all night softball tournament and this car pulls out of a porn shop. It pulls up next to me and the guy starts looking over at me. Well we pull up to a light and he holds up a shit load of money just like that. After I threw up in my mouth a little bit and swallowed it back down because I didn't want to roll down the window I drove off. Dude followed me for several lights. I thought I was going to have to choke a bitch...

HAHA Thats a little strange.

 

[KataKlysm954]

Dude that reminds me of a story...

One night I was coming home from playing an all night softball tournament and this car pulls out of a porn shop. It pulls up next to me and the guy starts looking over at me. Well we pull up to a light and he holds up a shit load of money just like that. After I threw up in my mouth a little bit and swallowed it back down because I didn't want to roll down the window I drove off. Dude followed me for several lights. I thought I was going to have to choke a bitch...

Choke a bitch lol... chappelle??

 

[SuperFlex]

Choke a bitch lol... chappelle??

I miss that negro.