What beats a public drop n drag?

[theCaptn']

 

[ctr10]

Capt'n please elaborate

 

[REDDOG309]

I think theCaptn' is talking about how he picks up his tranny dates, He drops them and then drags them home for mad loving.

 

[DOBE]

Yeah, c'mon bro dont leave us hangin like that.

 

[Coop817]

Drop my balls out, and drag them across Azza's mother's face?

 

[charley]

I think theCapt' means ,when you 'drop a turd' in public and walk away 'dragging' toilet paper on the heels of your shoes....

 

[IronAddict]

Im's thinking.....

That when that guy in a dress knocks you out on main street and then drags you into the shade to give you mouth to mouth resuscitation.

 

[Little Wing]

i'm pretty sure there's a twist to this story.

 

[theCaptn']

I think theCapt' means ,when you 'drop a turd' in public and walk away 'dragging' toilet paper on the heels of your shoes....

Lol not quite. My farts are currently horrific, so going to a public place and parfuming the place is highly entertaining. I nearly lost my shit when two women started accusing each other at the supermarket!

 

[Little Wing]

Akira was a mall guard at one point and mentioned enjoying this hobby. He said it could be quite humorous.

 

[REDDOG309]

Someone on here describe it as crop dusting which I still laugh about

 

[Little Wing]

i made my husband go sit outside at camp once and while he was out there i heard serious fits of laughter. i think we all know both the horror and merriment of which theCaptn' speaks.

 

[IronAddict]

While at home depot with the better half, I let out a gassious air bubble that stank like my last three meals and I walked away.

She told me that the next guy that walked down that aisle gave her a look as if she was rotten.

And I just laughed.

 

[theCaptn']

 

[tommygunz]

I'll throw down in the gym when someone is in their 17th fucking set curling in the squat rack, tends to move them along.

 

[Zaphod]

Once, long ago, I did some serious crop dusting at a Sam's Club. I had some horrible gas and it smelled BAD, almost like I was dying. The first half of the store my wife and I were going up and down the aisles rather quickly since I just kept letting them go. No silent giants, either. These were long drawn out whoppers that I'm surprised I didn't soil myself. And the smell.... Sweet baby Jesus! Smelled like a Mexico City sewer on a hot day. After the first half of the store I was fine. No more gas.

And I was laughing the whole time. My wife was mortified.

 

[theCaptn']

Blame the wife

 

[Big Pimpin]

Blame the wife

The best is when you are in the car with the wife and after you gas her out, she realizes you were smart enough to hit the window lock button first so she can't roll the window down.

 

[coolhandjames]

I imagine most of the guys here farts smell like vasoline and day old man cum.

 

[ctr10]

I always thought the Captn's drop and drag was when he drops a broad with a sucker punch and drags her into an abandoned building and does god knows what

 

[Zaphod]

Once, many moons ago, on a weekend trip to visit my parents I let go a killer fart in the car. The best parts was it was a loud earth rumbler and nobody noticed! As we were approaching a stop on a rural road the county had put huge rumble strips in two places before the stop sign. The first one set the tone with the possibility of letting go a huge fart I had chambered. When we hit the second set of rumble strips I set about bearing down and blew out a huge nasty one. Then I clicked the power window lock so the windows would stay up. When my wife got "wind" of what I did she started gagging on the smell. The kids started saying "what stinks!" Of course I started laughing.

 

[Big Pimpin]

Once, many moons ago, on a weekend trip to visit my parents I let go a killer fart in the car. The best parts was it was a loud earth rumbler and nobody noticed! As we were approaching a stop on a rural road the county had put huge rumble strips in two places before the stop sign. The first one set the tone with the possibility of letting go a huge fart I had chambered. When we hit the second set of rumble strips I set about bearing down and blew out a huge nasty one. Then I clicked the power window lock so the windows would stay up. When my wife got "wind" of what I did she started gagging on the smell. The kids started saying "what stinks!" Of course I started laughing.

It's the fart game, you'll play one day son - Eddie Murphy

 

[Big Pimpin]

It's the fart game, you'll play one day son - Eddie Murphy

Eddie Murphy - Fart Game - YouTube