What is the nastiest porno youve ever seen?

[P-funk]

Amazing! How the fuck did this thread make it 3 pages without anyone posting AT LEAST one link??


*edit* now 4 pages.

 

[The Monkey Man]

Why are you looking for links to disgusting pornos??? -

 

[P-funk]

Why are you looking for links to disgusting pornos??? -

I'm not. But if there was ever an oppurtunity for some of you sick freaks to post your shit this is it.

 

[Little Wing]

Is this something new???

Or have you always been an advocate?

not always "butt" for a while now.

 

[The Monkey Man]

not always "butt" for a while now

- is your preference, or did the opportunity appear "a while now"
ago when a certain (current) someone suggested it??

 

[The Monkey Man]

I'm not

Sure you're not!?

 

[Little Wing]

- is your preference, or did the opportunity appear "a while now"
ago when a certain (current) someone suggested it??

um a certain current someone, i am happy to say, shares a lot of my interests. books, art, music, poetry and dirty love.

i'll ignore your cheap aroma
and your little bo-peep diploma
i hope he puts me in a coma
with some dirty love.

 

[The Monkey Man]

um a certain current someone, i am happy to say, shares a lot of my interests

So you have been a Dirty Lover for quite a while now -

 

[Little Wing]

actually the biggest misconception about anal sex is that it is dirty. a good lover will make sure there is no actual dirt n you will find the area the same as what the inside of your cheek, in your mouth, is like.

 

[The Monkey Man]

big misconception... actually anal sex is dirty

 

[min0 lee]

 

[The Monkey Man]

I will apologize to whoever requests it,

or plain admit, that post was just wrong of me to do -

 

[Little Wing]

well you aren't supposed to do it with retarded people or people into scat. there is a difference. that is not anal sex that is scat. lol. poor monkey no wonder you have issues.

um maybe that girl needs to meet one of frank zappa's other friends... the illinois enema bandit.

 

[The Monkey Man]

well you aren't supposed to do it with retarded people or people into scat. there is a difference. that is not anal sex that is scat. lol. poor monkey (?)... no wonder you have issues

um maybe that girl... needs to meet one of frank zappa's other friends... the illinois enema bandit.

Confucious say...

Whatta you tawkin about!?

(and that sure looked like anal sex to me, poop or no poop)

But I will ask, is there a law against anal with the mentally challenged?
Is this a state or federal law?

 

[Little Wing]

there should be. but seriously that is only going to happen with a woman that is extremely stupid or who wants to make sure you never ask to stick it there again.

 

[The Monkey Man]

I would almost guarantee that both parties were in agreement to that...
...act!?

In fact since I don't know anyone who would admit to such foul behaivior
I would guess one or both of the parties in that pic were compenstated monitarily -






But you say clean as a whistle eh?

I might like that clean sensation myself, sans the penetration of course

 

[Little Wing]

there is a ton of anal porn out there n i've seen maybe 1,000 couples with no trace of poo. there is poo in this pic because someone wanted it in the pic. i think men like normal no poo anal cuz it is nasty and taboo. for women it's like even an average unit feels huge there. no mistaking who your daddy is when he's giving you some of that.




n no i don't mean your daddy daddy this is not springers thread.

 

[DontStop]

in my opinion the only thing an asshole is good for is shitting


other then that...yah dont go there

 

[The Monkey Man]

there is a ton of anal porn out there n i've seen maybe 1,000 couples with no trace of poo. there is poo in this pic because someone wanted it in the pic. i think men like normal no poo anal cuz it is nasty and taboo. for women it's like even an average unit feels huge there. no mistaking who your daddy is when he's giving you some of that.

So you enjoy the feel of hugeness back there

rather than the non-huge average stuff rockin the "G"

 

[Little Wing]

it's very different. n up front is more delicate needs a gentler ride. n i think the g-spot is a myth. more like a cut that out you're making me feel like i have to pee spot. n if you insist on being rough y don't you turn me over n have a go... giddyup.

 

[The Monkey Man]

g-spot is a myth

-

 

[The Monkey Man]

If I wanted my GF on this forum I would immediately wake her up and tell her to set you straight -

 

[Little Wing]

-

maybe mine is just in my ass.

 

[The Monkey Man]

maybe mine is just in my ass

Yeah, just like the smoke you are blowing up mine -

Thats just like the Movie DEEP THROAT!?!? -

Where her uvula actually turns out to be her clit
and she can only orgasm by having a penis all the way down her throat

 

[Little Wing]

i never saw that movie...

 

[The Monkey Man]

i never saw that movie...

You don't need to, I just told you the whole plot...

I picture you as more a "DEVIL IN MISS JONES" type anyway -

 

[Little Wing]

yea n i can't wait till mr jones comes online to keep me company. *note to self see these movies*

 

[The Monkey Man]

yea n i can't wait till mr jones comes online to keep me company. *note to self see these movies*

You haven't seen TDIMJ??? -

 

[Little Wing]

nope. i've heard of it tho.

 

[The Monkey Man]

I've only seen the first one, but the premise is awesome...

I think you would dig it -