What might be a reason that my penis has gotten smaller?

[Crono1000]

I mean... my friend wants to know.

But lately my... friend has noticed that my... I mean... my friend's penis has become noticably smaller all the time now (when not erect). I mean before it might get like that if it were cold or I was sitting down for an extended amount of time or something, but lately I've noticed that it's always always smaller than it should be. Normally it wouldn't bother me, but it's really... really... really small... it's not even a "aaaaaaaaw it's so cute" small... it's a "where the hell'd it go?" small. It kinda worries me and makes me think it may be a sign of some condition or something. I've noticed it for about a week or so now, and I'm PRAYING that it goes back to normal.

I'd also like to note that the past two or three months have been very stressful and I've had just about zero exercise if that is at all a factor. The strange thing is I didn't really notice until after the stressful period that the changes had occured. so either I didn't notice until now or it's just now changed. I also want to add that over the past few weeks I've taken aspirin a handful of times because my legs were in pain as if they were getting low blood circulation, which may or may not be related. Any advice?

Now I know there's no point in saying this, you guys are gonna ridicule me anyway, but please try to be helpful when yall get done bashing at me. Thx

 

[Titanya]

Loser....

 

[Tank316]

issues. take the ice cubes off them.

 

[Titanya]

he fuqin tells me this one week before i'm supposed to fly to see him...

 

[Tank316]

Originally posted by Titanya
he fuqin tells me this one week before i'm supposed to fly to see him...

well if he's a man , and see's you, i'm dam sure things will ''straighten out''. my bad.

 

[Eggs]

LOL Tit, I'm sure if you take the matter in hand everything will turn out just fine. Sometimes a brother just needs some TLC.

Oh, and Crono, stop whining about your junk in public, damn. Er, and start doing some running... try 3 times a week at 3-4 miles at a decent pace. Also throw some sprints in. It probably is stress, and also that you havent been working out Bad combo... stop praying about your pecker and get some exercise.

 

[DFINEST]

Shrinkage from the cold showers....

Tit, if it's still small after he see's you,
punch him in the stomach to straighten it out

*************************************

Once a task you first begun,
Never finished until it???s done,
Be the labor great or small,
Do it well or not at all!
- Big Mama

 

[kuso]

Ever heard of an ingrown toe nail?

 

[TXDeb]

You guys are freakin strange!

 

[Tank316]

Originally posted by TXDeb
You guys are freakin strange!

just some of them are, i'm the normal one, oops pornal, grrrr, abnorma, dam it, ah f#ck it, Kuso 's the weird one alright

 

[kuso]

Originally posted by TXDeb
You guys are freakin strange!

And thats why you feel like you fit in so well right?

 

[kuso]

Originally posted by Tank316
Kuso 's the weird one alright

Weird in the positve sense of the word though

 

[Tank316]

well lets pass the buck on to ALBOB then, he's really weird.

 

[kuso]

Originally posted by Tank316
well lets pass the buck on to ALBOB then, he's really weird.

Now THATS the truth...and not in the positve sense of the word

 

[Titanya]

Originally posted by Tank316
well lets pass the buck on to ALBOB then, he's really weird.

Ok.... so by Albob being really weird........ do y'all mean really old or really gay ?

 

[DFINEST]

Originally posted by Titanya
Ok.... so by Albob being really weird........ do y'all mean really old or really gay ?

DAMN! no slack

*************************************

Once a task you first begun,
Never finished until it???s done,
Be the labor great or small,
Do it well or not at all!
- Big Mama

 

[TXDeb]

Originally posted by kuso
And thats why you feel like you fit in so well right?

Tank took the words right outta my mouth.

ummm... am I still supposed to be defending ALBOB's honor?

 

[kuso]

Originally posted by TXDeb


ummm... am I still supposed to be defending ALBOB's honor?

Na...he never posts over the weekend so you have 2 days off to join in the flaming

 

[sawheet]

Stop taking ephedra, it shrinks thy weiner

 

[Titanya]

Originally posted by DFINEST

Tit, if it's still small after he see's you,
punch him in the stomach to straighten it out

how bout I kick him in the nuts? would that help?

 

[CRASHMAN]

Originally posted by Crono1000
I mean... my friend wants to know.

But lately my... friend has noticed that my... I mean... my friend's penis has become noticably smaller all the time now (when not erect). I mean before it might get like that if it were cold or I was sitting down for an extended amount of time or something, but lately I've noticed that it's always always smaller than it should be. Normally it wouldn't bother me, but it's really... really... really small... it's not even a "aaaaaaaaw it's so cute" small... it's a "where the hell'd it go?" small. It kinda worries me and makes me think it may be a sign of some condition or something. I've noticed it for about a week or so now, and I'm PRAYING that it goes back to normal.

I'd also like to note that the past two or three months have been very stressful and I've had just about zero exercise if that is at all a factor. The strange thing is I didn't really notice until after the stressful period that the changes had occured. so either I didn't notice until now or it's just now changed. I also want to add that over the past few weeks I've taken aspirin a handful of times because my legs were in pain as if they were getting low blood circulation, which may or may not be related. Any advice?

Now I know there's no point in saying this, you guys are gonna ridicule me anyway, but please try to be helpful when yall get done bashing at me. Thx

Crono your slowly turning into a pussy oops i mean it is

 

[Crono1000]

Originally posted by Eggs
Oh, and Crono, stop whining about your junk in public, damn.

well it is a freakin' sex health forum

 

[Crono1000]

as for everyone else, talking about albob is just making my penis sink in more

it's been scared of him after that time albob tried to grab it

 

[Eggs]

Maybe you need to stop touching it... here and there.

 

[Titanya]

Originally posted by Eggs
Maybe you need to stop touching it... here and there.

you know... i think Eggs has just made the most helpful suggestion..... gawd darn it chromo! maybe all that shrinkage is a sign of "abuse"!! Stop hurtin the poor thing!

 

[DFINEST]

Originally posted by Titanya
you know... i think Eggs has just made the most helpful suggestion..... gawd darn it chromo! maybe all that shrinkage is a sign of "abuse"!! Stop hurtin the poor thing!

No, no, no......

Use it or loose it....

Besides, you needed worry about shrinkage as long as
you don't feel like you're throwing a hotdog
down a hallway

*************************************

Once a task you first begun,
Never finished until it???s done,
Be the labor great or small,
Do it well or not at all!
- Big Mama

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by Crono1000 my friend's penis has become noticably smaller

It must have gotten a glimps of Titanya.

And a big ole' to you losers that can't attack me when I'm HERE.

 

[Rusty]

Re: Re: What might be a reason that my penis has gotten smaller?

Originally posted by CRASHMAN
Crono your slowly turning into a pussy oops i mean it is

 

[CRASHMAN]

well atleast i know rusty has a good sence of humor

 

[Crono1000]

just wanted to let any doubters know that all is fixed downstairs. I noticed last night that everything was ok, I guess it was just a series of really cold days and it had kind of a lasting effect or something. Anyway, I'm back to my 4 inch glory... I mean...

haha, just kidding.

I'm just glad everyone chose to bash albob more than me in this thread. Besides, me at my worst couldn't possibly be as small as albob at his best.