When i'm not a

or a

, i'm a "supervisory paraproffesional" at my old h.s.
I'm convinced its the best job in the world. My day LITERALLY consists of sitting at a desk from 7-noon, where ALLS i do is hang out with kids who come over to bs. When theres no kids, i fuck around on the internet (obviously IM). from Noon-2 i'm in the IS room, where i bs with the troublemakers.
At night i get paid to do "security" for the bball and hockey games where i do nothing but hang with the kids, only we get to watch a game as well.
...and i actually get paid for this