Whats The Best Pick Up Line(Ever)

[GoalGetter]

Two that made me laugh in the guys' faces...

1) A sweet-lookin' marine came up to me at a bar in Coconut Grove and said, "I can ride a bull..." in this TOTAL cowboy drawl.

2) Some "Leisure Suit Larry"-lookin' guy came up to me once and said, "Hey baby, are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world..."

THAT one, I'm sure I heard on a sitcom once, though I can't place it.

Neither guy got my number, but I laughed my ass off.

 

[Lurker]

I hate to say this, but this one has worked for me, "I have noticed you around and not only are you really attractive, but smart (or funny, or have the best smile, or whatever) and I would really like to get to know you better". I had a guy once in my World Civ class use that at college, I had watched him for weeks check out my legs and chest. I had to respect the fact he finally said something, so I leaned over and said, "Well, I will have to ask my husband and my girlfriend, but maybe"

-C

 

[Muscle_Girl]

1) A sweet-lookin' marine came up to me at a bar in Coconut Grove and said, "I can ride a bull..." in this TOTAL cowboy drawl.

2) Some "Leisure Suit Larry"-lookin' guy came up to me once and said, "Hey baby, are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world..."

THAT one, I'm sure I heard on a sitcom once, though I can't place it.

Neither guy got my number, but I laughed my ass off.

Muscle_Girl in the making, WOOO, I am a rolemodel.

Was it the hair?

The chunky rolls?

It had to be the humungous ass!!

 

[GoalGetter]

Muscle_Girl in the making, WOOO, I am a rolemodel.

Was it the hair?

The chunky rolls?

It had to be the humungous ass!!

Hey! I didn't know there was a "muscle girl" here! Just joined! hello!

Whose as are we laughing at? Leisure Suit Larry's? Yours? Mine? hahaha!

 

[Muscle_Girl]

Mine

Lol

 

[GoalGetter]

check your PMs muscle girl!