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Whats The Best Pick Up Line(Ever)
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No - you need to show that you own your home and you are willing to bring her there. No secrets. No surprises that can hurt her.
Show her you want her for her body and for her mind. She is an intelligent person and needs to feel like you respect her intellect and smarts.
Show her you want her for her body and for her mind. She is an intelligent person and needs to feel like you respect her intellect and smarts.
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Jo-Anna said:
Well, one out of two ain't bad.
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Jo-Anna said:No - you need to show that you own your home and you are willing to bring her there. No secrets. No surprises that can hurt her.
Show her you want her for her body and for her mind. She is an intelligent person and needs to feel like you respect her intellect and smarts.
Sorry, im 21. Dont own a home.
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HA HA HA HA.. now thats soem funny shit!!!!!! lmao
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say...
"I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say...
"I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Me, I am to shy to talk to girls, I sit in the corner and wait to get approached
Im more of a 'hey I know this girl, whos really nice" type of guy.
I am at the point where I cant stand Females I meet at bars and shit, they are all the same (for the most part[sluts])
Im more of a 'hey I know this girl, whos really nice" type of guy.
I am at the point where I cant stand Females I meet at bars and shit, they are all the same (for the most part[sluts])
"Hi, Im a bird-watcher, and Im looking for a big breasted bed thrasher. Have you seen one?"
Wanna take a ride in my Ferrari? 
Heres a line that is garaunteed to get you a SLAP
You say>"Excuse me, did it hurt?"
Girl> "What when i fell from heaven?"
You say> "No when you fell out the ugly tree an hit every branch on the way down!"
works everytime!
You say>"Excuse me, did it hurt?"
Girl> "What when i fell from heaven?"
You say> "No when you fell out the ugly tree an hit every branch on the way down!"
works everytime!
Something along the lines of the follow usually works for me:
"Hi, my name is Britt, tell me something interesting about yourself."
Anything that says your interested in them, I have found, usually works.
This works less often but sometimes I'm just very blatent and say things along the lines of:
"Your very beutiful, I especially like your hair right now. My name is Britt, what's yours?"
It doesn't have to be hair, anything that you can figure took them a while and they worked hard at like clothes, hair, or something they have with them like a purse that matches their outfit ["that purse really matches your shirt today and I think both look really nice"].
"Clever" pick-up lines, i have found, work if you say it jokingly and follow it with one of the above or if someone who is really really good looking says it and the girl just ignores the stupidity.
"Hi, my name is Britt, tell me something interesting about yourself."
Anything that says your interested in them, I have found, usually works.
This works less often but sometimes I'm just very blatent and say things along the lines of:
"Your very beutiful, I especially like your hair right now. My name is Britt, what's yours?"
It doesn't have to be hair, anything that you can figure took them a while and they worked hard at like clothes, hair, or something they have with them like a purse that matches their outfit ["that purse really matches your shirt today and I think both look really nice"].
"Clever" pick-up lines, i have found, work if you say it jokingly and follow it with one of the above or if someone who is really really good looking says it and the girl just ignores the stupidity.
I was sooooooooo... cocky then. I thought that I could walk into a bar, pick out who I was going to leave with and take them home... I was right most of the time... The men were easy as pie...
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Jo-Anna said:
Wow. THERE'S a shocker.
no no...none of this mushy shit
Go up to the girl, get her attention and say
" It's $250 an hour right? "
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Go up to the girl, get her attention and say
" It's $250 an hour right? "
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When I was stationed in Germany, one of my buddies pulled this.
Walks over to this pretty hot look chick.
Q: Wanna dance?
A: (Rolls eyes) Um, no, not with you.
Q: That's ok, I'd rather take a shit anyway.
We were rolling
Walks over to this pretty hot look chick.
Q: Wanna dance?
A: (Rolls eyes) Um, no, not with you.
Q: That's ok, I'd rather take a shit anyway.
We were rolling
Yeah Boy!
Last girl I dated I seen at the mall. Wrote on a piece of paper my number. Ran up to her, "Miss!? Miss! you dropped this.
Didn't get a call right away. Took about 3 days but she called.
Didn't get a call right away. Took about 3 days but she called.
Spitfire I gotta wonder why you know that website ...Spitfire said:
In other words.. Lie to her..Jo-Anna said:Show her you want her for her body and for her mind. She is an intelligent person and needs to feel like you respect her intellect and smarts.
