WHy would your mom check out your butt?

[Vale Tudo]

Okay so I came home for a visit the other day to mis padres casa, and I was wearing a pair of warm-up pants, and my Mom was tlaking about how much bigger I was getting. ANd then as I turned around my mom says, "man, even your butt is getting bigger!" AYEEEEEE...Okay two things here #1. why in the hell is my mom looking at my ass? and #2 I will admit my ass has gotten a more (for fear of sounding gay [no offence to gays here]) but my butt is definiteyl more "bubbly" I guess. Wait even that sounds bad...anyway the change in shape of my ass is probably due to the squats right? but now I have a fear of my ass growing so much that eventually it will be broader than my shoulders and I will look like that chicks mom on the Bud lite superbowl commercial!

 

[DaMayor]

Hey man, there is nothing wrong with your ass being the same width as your shoulders!.......uh, right guys?

 

[Fade]

Yeah it's from squats.

I have the same thing going on. My wife likes it though.

 

[Scotty the Body]

Moms, ya gotta love them, mine asked me last year if I was doing roids cause of my shoulder size. And I'm 32 for crist sakes, what the hell would I bother with drugs for?

 

[DaMayor]

I didn't realize there was a cut-off age. Crap!! Now I'll have to give up Viagra too!
(okay, AlBob, there's your chance-ya won't get another one)

 

[Vale Tudo]

Ahhh at least i know other share my pain!!

 

[perfecto]

are yawl telling me squats make your ass bigger? that sux im not doin them ni more

 

[Snatch518]

Ahhh... squats sometimes get ya with that.

 

[david]

Then, elect do do other leg exercises.... just don't make them lunges!!!

 

[Scotty the Body]

If you don't use such a wide stance and keep your feet pointed forward, squats won't hit your glutes so much.
I wouldn't quit doing them just for worry of a big but, it won't happen over night anyway.

 

[Dero]

Originally posted by DaMayor
I didn't realize there was a cut-off age. Crap!! Now I'll have to give up Viagra too!
(okay, AlBob, there's your chance-ya won't get another one)

WOW!!!! AlBoob did not POUNCE on such an invite!!!
What is going on??????
He musta been sleeping...

 

[DaMayor]

Geritol wore off...maybe too much prune juice. I think he has tired of my smart arse.Oh well.