Womens' natural flaws summarized, AKIRA style

[AKIRA]

A woman that has a perfect ass will have NO tits.

A woman that has perfect tits will have NO ass.

A woman that has perfect tits and a perfect ass, will have a fucked up face.

A woman that has perfect tits, a perfect ass, and a beautiful face will be a bitch.

 

[CORUM]

pretty good!!!

 

[Crono1000]

a girl with perfect tits and perfect ass is fat in the waist.

 

[IronAddict]

A woman that has a perfect ass will have NO tits.

A woman that has perfect tits will have NO ass.

A woman that has perfect tits and a perfect ass, will have a fucked up face.

A woman that has perfect tits, a perfect ass, and a beautiful face will be a bitch.

Yeah, but there is the exception to every rule!

 

[SYN]

Yeah, but there is the exception to every rule!

This is true.

Akira is a douche

 

[AKIRA]

I am not interested in exceptions.

 

[keithbigblade]

A woman can have nice tits, nice ass, nice face and be the perfect fuck.

 

[IronAddict]

Well then , if she will tiitb then there's the exception.

 

[The Monkey Man]

A woman can have nice tits, nice ass, nice face and be the perfect fuck.

Including how perfectly she F*cks your portfolio in the divorce. -

 

[KelJu]

Or more simply, by the time she has exactly what you want, she is out of your league anyway.

 

[maniclion]

Yeah, but there is the exception to every rule!

Those exceptions are usually married to a very rich man or a lesbian....

 

[Built]

A woman that has perfect tits, a perfect ass, and a beautiful face will be a bitch.

You know the difference between a slut and a bitch, don't you AKIRA?

A slut will do it with everybody. A bitch will do it with everybody - except you.

 

[Arnold]

A woman that has a perfect ass will have NO tits.

A woman that has perfect tits will have NO ass.

A woman that has perfect tits and a perfect ass, will have a fucked up face.

A woman that has perfect tits, a perfect ass, and a beautiful face will be a bitch.

 

[AKIRA]

You know the difference between a slut and a bitch, don't you AKIRA?

A slut will do it with everybody. A bitch will do it with everybody - except you.

That is true, but Ive fucked more bitches than you can possibly imagine.
Getting rejected from sex isnt the only indicator of bitchitis.

 

[soxmuscle]

yea, bro.

fuckin' bitches

 

[soxmuscle]

Hilarious nonetheless.

 

[NeilPearson]

A woman can have nice tits, nice ass, nice face and be the perfect fuck.

If she's all that perfect, she won't be interested in you then

 

[glennmo]

You know the difference between a slut and a bitch, don't you AKIRA?

A slut will do it with everybody. A bitch will do it with everybody - except you.

Built , you are so wise .

 

[maniclion]

A woman can have nice tits, nice ass, nice face and be the perfect fuck.

but her feet will stink or she'll have chronic gas.....something is bound to be wrong.....

 

[Crono1000]

A woman can have nice tits, nice ass, nice face and be the perfect fuck.

True, but she'll also have a perfect penis.

 

[ALBOB]

True, but she'll also have a perfect penis.

Titanya's not gonna like you mentioning her in this thread.

 

[sara]

You know the difference between a slut and a bitch, don't you AKIRA?

A slut will do it with everybody. A bitch will do it with everybody - except you.

HAHAHA

 

[DiGiTaL]

A woman who is pretty good looking tells you she wants to fuck you in a bar usually means she wants to fuck you and leave a trace on your dick for the rest of your short life.

 

[AKIRA]

When I think of the lowest common denominators, I think of those listed in the thread topic. Of course there are exceptions.

Ive met plenty of girls that have no ass, no tits, no pretty face, and they still find a way to be a bitch.

 

[SYN]

I still stand by my previous statement.

 

[AKIRA]

..case in point.

 

[SYN]

..case in point.

 

[KelJu]

Lots of cursing in this video, NWS

YouTube Video

 

[oaktownboy]

Alright AKIRA, what's happening now?