True story: I had a buddy that dated a fine ass Asian chick in college. Guys, this girl was some kind of fine! Only problem was she farted all the fucking time. It seemed like every 10 minutes she was giving birth to a damn grizzly bear. She would laugh her ass off about the noise level and how long she could push the air. Those motherfuckers smelt like burnt pancakes! I told her she needed to take bean-o or some other ass plugging meds. She would just laugh and say she knew we loved it. My buddy dated her for about 6 months and finally broke up with her due to her shitting on him. She was riding his cock and started laughing and he demanded she did not fart on his nutts. Well, she complied with his request...she didn't fart on his nutts but she shit all over those hairy bastards. Fine but gross motherfucker! Knowing her, she's still farting on some poor dude.