You know your having a bad day when...
-your horn sticks on the freeway behind thirty-two Hell's Angels
-The worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money
-you find your son's GI Joe doll dressed in drag
-your twin sister/brother forget's your birthday
-you call scuicide prevention and they put you on hold
-you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of
deodorant.
-it costs more to fill up your car than it did to buy it
-You get horny looking at Min0 Lee's avatar and ask me for a date
-the bird singing outside your window is a vulture
-Your car payment, house payment, and girlfriend are three months overdue
-your income tax refund check bounces
-you put both contact lenses in the same eye.
-you call your answereing service and they tell you it's none of your buisness
-Nothing you own is actually paid for
-Airline food starts to taste good.
-your doctor tell you you are allergic to chocolate chip cookies
-you wake up and your braces are stuck together
-Everyone is laughing but you.
-You actually agree with everything Johnnnny says.
-your horn sticks on the freeway behind thirty-two Hell's Angels
-The worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money
-you find your son's GI Joe doll dressed in drag
-your twin sister/brother forget's your birthday
-you call scuicide prevention and they put you on hold
-you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of
deodorant.
-it costs more to fill up your car than it did to buy it
-You get horny looking at Min0 Lee's avatar and ask me for a date
-the bird singing outside your window is a vulture
-Your car payment, house payment, and girlfriend are three months overdue
-your income tax refund check bounces
-you put both contact lenses in the same eye.
-you call your answereing service and they tell you it's none of your buisness
-Nothing you own is actually paid for
-Airline food starts to taste good.
-your doctor tell you you are allergic to chocolate chip cookies
-you wake up and your braces are stuck together
-Everyone is laughing but you.
-You actually agree with everything Johnnnny says.
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not a huge fan of nippel rings :shurg:
I just hope that scene comes out of the hat though.
