You suck

[Crono1000]

sorry, know when I posted the superman thing we were all in abstract nothings. then you eating eggs and rolling sausages so um, I'll let myself out

 

[BabsieGirl]

Hey...I watch Superman ALL the time.

 

[BabsieGirl]

Does anyone remember night rider????? I LOVED LOVED LOVED watching that. That car was fricken AWSOME.

 

[Crono1000]

i think i just cockblocked vieope

 

[Vieope]

You're KILLING me. Roll it around in your mouth with your tongue

 

[Vieope]

I have problems with Superman. I think he's the lamest superhero ever. He's invincible. Where's the fun in that? There's no suspense if he can't die. And his powers are lame- he has all the good ones. He totally put other very good Superheroes out of business before it ever began. Who's ever heard of Ice-Breath Man? Who the hell has a need for X-Ray Vision Girl anymore? I don't know how Flash got into the "biz" what with Superman being so fast unless he slept with someone. There's no need for him, or any of the superstrength heroes. It's lame. Batman could totally kick his ass. You know why? Because Superman is stupid. He has superfast speed. In all it takes him to do in a single magazine he could, if he wanted, do it all in a blink of an eye and have it all behind him. But he doesn't, he does it slow. He's too damn powerful but he doesn't do anything. Even if he fucked something up then he could just spin the world backward and turn back time, too damn powerful but again he never does the shit. Why not just turn back time and make hand a condom to all the badguy's parents. See, Batman is smart AND rich. Ka-ching. If he couldn't just bribe dumbass Superman to kill himself by paying him then he'd just go buy some kryptonite and shoot Superman with it. Sure Superman is fast enough to dodge a bullet, but he doesn't. He's also fast enough to just blink and stab Batman but you know what? He fucking won't. Dumbass.
If he had simply had the power to breath underwater we'd have no need for Seaman. The one power he doesn't have and they gives us Seaman. LAME. If he's going to overachieve so much, why not at least breath under the damn water. YOURE FROM SPACE! And how come sometimes you see him in a space suit but other times he's flying into space stopping comets all the damn time. And where does he stand on this whole Iraq thing? I don't see him helping out. Cuz he's scared and he's lazy. All these damn powers and he won't do a damn thing.

I always thought the same thing about the stupid Superman and his super powers. The problem is that the guy still wears his red underwear above that stupid blue spandex pants.

 

[Vieope]

i think i just cockblocked vieope

She is married.

 

[Crono1000]

i just wanted to use it ("cockblocked") in a thread

 

[Vieope]

i just wanted to use it ("cockblocked") in a thread

I know This is really not your day. Peelosophers and mondays don´t get along.

 

[MaxMirkin]

I have problems with Superman. I think he's the lamest superhero ever. He's invincible. Where's the fun in that? There's no suspense if he can't die. And his powers are lame- he has all the good ones. He totally put other very good Superheroes out of business before it ever began. Who's ever heard of Ice-Breath Man? Who the hell has a need for X-Ray Vision Girl anymore? I don't know how Flash got into the "biz" what with Superman being so fast unless he slept with someone. There's no need for him, or any of the superstrength heroes. It's lame. Batman could totally kick his ass. You know why? Because Superman is stupid. He has superfast speed. In all it takes him to do in a single magazine he could, if he wanted, do it all in a blink of an eye and have it all behind him. But he doesn't, he does it slow. He's too damn powerful but he doesn't do anything. Even if he fucked something up then he could just spin the world backward and turn back time, too damn powerful but again he never does the shit. Why not just turn back time and make hand a condom to all the badguy's parents. See, Batman is smart AND rich. Ka-ching. If he couldn't just bribe dumbass Superman to kill himself by paying him then he'd just go buy some kryptonite and shoot Superman with it. Sure Superman is fast enough to dodge a bullet, but he doesn't. He's also fast enough to just blink and stab Batman but you know what? He fucking won't. Dumbass.
If he had simply had the power to breath underwater we'd have no need for Seaman. The one power he doesn't have and they gives us Seaman. LAME. If he's going to overachieve so much, why not at least breath under the damn water. YOURE FROM SPACE! And how come sometimes you see him in a space suit but other times he's flying into space stopping comets all the damn time. And where does he stand on this whole Iraq thing? I don't see him helping out. Cuz he's scared and he's lazy. All these damn powers and he won't do a damn thing.

Captain Hero would kick all their asses with his lumpy, lumpy testicle!