most embarrassing sexual moment

[obz]

When I had just turned 21 I hooked up with a girl from the copy shop I worked at.

We got back to her place and went at it, very drunk. After we were done, she went to the bathroom, and my stomach decided to remind me how much I had had to drink, and how greasy pizza after drinking isnt as good of an idea as it had seemed.

It was her place, and she was in the bathroom. I was fucked, so I grabbed the nearest thing and puked into it. The nearest thing was her red dress.

I didnt spill any, so I had this 2 hands full of puke globbed dress. I heard her coming out from the bathroom , so i headed that way, hoping to brush my teeth and dispose of her dress undetected...

Well it didn't work, as she came out sho goes 'Hey Tiger', grabs me and jams her tongue in my mouth. She pulled back and goes 'WHAT THE FUCK?' after more or less swabbing the residual vomit out of my mouth with her tongue.

She then asked what I was doing with her dress... I began to try to think of something clever to say when she grabbed it from me... the contents of the dress (being the previous contents of my stomach) spilled all over the floor and her feet.

We never went out again, and she transfered stores 2 weeks later.

 

[fufu]

When I had just turned 21 I hooked up with a girl from the copy shop I worked at.

We got back to her place and went at it, very drunk. After we were done, she went to the bathroom, and my stomach decided to remind me how much I had had to drink, and how greasy pizza after drinking isnt as good of an idea as it had seemed.

It was her place, and she was in the bathroom. I was fucked, so I grabbed the nearest thing and puked into it. The nearest thing was her red dress.

I didnt spill any, so I had this 2 hands full of puke globbed dress. I heard her coming out from the bathroom , so i headed that way, hoping to brush my teeth and dispose of her dress undetected...

Well it didn't work, as she came out sho goes 'Hey Tiger', grabs me and jams her tongue in my mouth. She pulled back and goes 'WHAT THE FUCK?' after more or less swabbing the residual vomit out of my mouth with her tongue.

She then asked what I was doing with her dress... I began to try to think of something clever to say when she grabbed it from me... the contents of the dress (being the previous contents of my stomach) spilled all over the floor and her feet.

We never went out again, and she transfered stores 2 weeks later.

Wow!!!

 

[min0 lee]

When I had just turned 21 I hooked up with a girl from the copy shop I worked at.

We got back to her place and went at it, very drunk. After we were done, she went to the bathroom, and my stomach decided to remind me how much I had had to drink, and how greasy pizza after drinking isnt as good of an idea as it had seemed.

It was her place, and she was in the bathroom. I was fucked, so I grabbed the nearest thing and puked into it. The nearest thing was her red dress.

I didnt spill any, so I had this 2 hands full of puke globbed dress. I heard her coming out from the bathroom , so i headed that way, hoping to brush my teeth and dispose of her dress undetected...

Well it didn't work, as she came out sho goes 'Hey Tiger', grabs me and jams her tongue in my mouth. She pulled back and goes 'WHAT THE FUCK?' after more or less swabbing the residual vomit out of my mouth with her tongue.

She then asked what I was doing with her dress... I began to try to think of something clever to say when she grabbed it from me... the contents of the dress (being the previous contents of my stomach) spilled all over the floor and her feet.

We never went out again, and she transfered stores 2 weeks later.

 

[schatzi]

I had fun reading the posts here. Fortunately, I have not yet experience such embarrassing moments while having sex.

I am always in good timing..lol

 

[01warrior]

well ive had alot but one of them would be coming over to visit my ex gfs mom who was a younger women mid 30s very preety little on the chubby side, but she was really preety anyways . And i knew her daughter was out at a movie with her new bf so i come up knock on the door watchin her mom stumble to the door oh hey josh come in in so i come in sit on the couch shes talkin to me blah blah makes little to no sense basically asks me to come sit next to her im like ahh sure y not sittin next to her shes checkin me out. rubbin me then proceeds to rub my crotch area and gets preety aggresive with me unbucklein my pants preety much groppin my package and so ya not that i was nervous jus wasent sure she sais its up to me so i was like not a good idea . 3 more times she didnt but evertime she did it the longer she was fondelin me and preety much got jerked off by my exs mom and well after wht happened we became preety close and ahsent spoken a word bout wht happened .besides that the other embarresin thing was wonderin wher her daughter was gonna pull into the drive way and say when she sees i have a boner lol .

 

[emile_jensen]

i got caught jerking off to a Tera Patrick porno so my dad took away my computer for a few weeks. so i had to use non-computer porn for a while :[

 

[bigss75]

Had to be last night, I was way to drunk to bang this girl and tried to bang her with a a softy She said this isnt working and she left.

 

[Strongwarrior]

I can't recall any embarresing moment while having sex...