• Hello, this board in now turned off and no new posting.
    Please REGISTER at Anabolic Steroid Forums, and become a member of our NEW community!
  • Check Out IronMag Labs® KSM-66 Max - Recovery and Anabolic Growth Complex

What is the most shameful piece of sex you ever had.

KelJu

Thats Dr. Keke to you!
Registered
Joined
Jul 26, 2005
Messages
14,833
Reaction score
1,676
Points
113
Age
43
Location
In my imagination.
Come on people, I know you guys have messed around with someone that you think now you must have been out of your mind when you had sex with them..

I had sex with a meth head once. I guess it really isn't fair to call her a meth head when I had been up for 30 hours on ecstasy and coke. She started coming on to me, and I was too fucked up to think straight. I know she had to have been a terrible skank. She looked like she has been fine about 20lbs before, but by then she was all skinny and her skin was fucked up looking from doing too much crystal. I did it anyway. :(

Then afterwards she started telling me all kinds of fucked up shit that I didn't want to know about. I told her that I was going to the convenience store for a minute. She wanted to come with me, but I told her I wanted to pick her up a surprise. I left and never went back. :laugh:
 
Hum...she was a very large girl, but a very good friend like 5-6 years ago! Got a bj from her, but thats as far as it went.
 
Hum...she is like 6 foot 3 and probably 200lbs or so. She is a monter!! Hahaha, but a sweetheart.
 
I once had sex with a girl who said to me- "If you help me move, we can have sex later." Turns out all I had to do was move three boxes. lol
 
I lost my virginity at 20 years old to some fat bitch with bad breath (at least in the morning)

I was really drunk and she took me home. I think it was basically rape. I didn't call her back

Beat that for shameful
 
Muscle Gelz Transdermals
IronMag Labs Prohormones
I lost my virginity at 20 years old to some fat bitch with bad breath (at least in the morning)

I was really drunk and she took me home. I think it was basically rape. I didn't call her back

Beat that for shameful

:roflmao:
 
I once had sex with a girl who said to me- "If you help me move, we can have sex later." Turns out all I had to do was move three boxes. lol

Damnit. I thought this was going to be a story about a bed ridden fat chick.
 
^^^lolololol
 
One time I slept with someone on an abandoned couch in an alley

I also slept with a guy who's been witth 300+ women.
 
No, his name is Cory but he gives girls a fake name lyric, so if they ever try and find him or get ahold of him he can just deny they had anything to do with them
 
I am ashamed to have had sex with anyone that had sex with a bullshitter before me. Ugh, especially with one of my friends.

Dean-never wears rubbers, cheats on his gfriends with even ugly girls, spills out the biggest bullshitting sweetness on the phone when no one is listening.

Spencer-short, pudgy degenerate that still thinks hes 16. Hes losing his hair and has no will to feed any ambition..unless its the "easy way out"

Chris-hardly ever took showers, nags the shit out of a girl until they put out, if they dont, the girls "suck." this kid is also not going anywhere in his life and loves it.


Everytime I find out a girl has fucked one of these guys I am always "aw, jesus, GOD DAMMIT." Seriously, any girl that falls for the type of shit these idiots spill out should get head transplants.
 
Umm...

I went hog hunting once.

2 times for me. :thumb:

Everytime I find out a girl has fucked one of these guys I am always "aw, jesus, GOD DAMMIT." Seriously, any girl that falls for the type of shit these idiots spill out should get head transplants.

Yeah but they've basically fucked everyone! :shrug:
 
I am ashamed to have had sex with anyone that had sex with a bullshitter before me.
I totally agree with you here; it's a major turnoff and it makes me sick when I find out.
 
I got basically raped once by a girl who met up with me at a bar one night, bought me drinks/shooters all night and then took me back to her place where I passed out only to wake up to her riding me unprotected (have no idea how I got it up at all although I was 21). She wasn't ugly but I knew she had sex with about 1/2 the male population at my school and was really dirty. I was worried about those test results for months.

Same girl a few months later tried to crawl into bed with me in my house just after having sex with TWO of my roommates at the same time with all of us there. Man that girl was dirty.
 
I got basically raped once by a girl who met up with me at a bar one night, bought me drinks/shooters all night and then took me back to her place where I passed out only to wake up to her riding me unprotected (have no idea how I got it up at all although I was 21). She wasn't ugly but I knew she had sex with about 1/2 the male population at my school and was really dirty. I was worried about those test results for months.

Same girl a few months later tried to crawl into bed with me in my house just after having sex with TWO of my roommates at the same time with all of us there. Man that girl was dirty.

That sounds like how I lost my virginity... except mine was fat and had bad breath
 
My friends and i were standing in line at a club and there was this ugly fat girl standing behind us and i was like, "dam, look how ugly that fat girl is" and we all laughed to ourselfs. I had sex with her later that night.
 
My friends and i were standing in line at a club and there was this ugly fat girl standing behind us and i was like, "dam, look how ugly that fat girl is" and we all laughed to ourselfs. I had sex with her later that night.

:laugh:
 
i was on a training course and ended up riding on of the girls trainin with me. i was fuckin locked drunk (she kept buyin me shots). she was atleast (and i really mean atleast) 20stone (127kg). i had to lift 3 different flaps of flat before i found the right place to stick it in.

that image will haunt me for years :mooh:
 
My friends and i were standing in line at a club and there was this ugly fat girl standing behind us and i was like, "dam, look how ugly that fat girl is" and we all laughed to ourselfs. I had sex with her later that night.

:roflmao:
 
Back
Top