can I tap that?

[bio-chem]

Saw a thread like this on another forum, hilarity ensued.

Text message or IM a girl "can i tap that?" and post the response.

That said, you can't text the girl if she's your current gf, because then it's just kind of pointless (unless you haven't done it yet).

Go!

 

[bio-chem]

an example:

Me; Can I tap that?
Her; Huh?
Me; Can I tap that? You know?
Her; straight to the point, and yes you know you can.
Her; But rules this time
Me; WHat rules?
Her; Nothing in the back
Me; Like doggie?
Her; No... you know what I mean. I still hurt.
Me; LOL
Her; hey! Don't you have a girl?
Me; Yes
Her; K we have to make sure her and my man don't find out.
Me; You got a man?
Her; Yeah is that ok? You got a girl
Me; Thats just wrong...

 

[maniclion]

Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Son, what are you talking about? Love Mom, miss you xoxo

 

[bio-chem]

not what i expected but i give an A for effort

 

[HialeahChico305]

Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Son, what are you talking about? Love Mom, miss you xoxo

 

[HialeahChico305]

Juanch0: can i tap that?
Kaylee Taylor: what???
Juanch0: can i tap it?
Kaylee Taylor: who is this???
Juanch0: juan. can i tap it?
Kaylee Taylor: nooooo lol i dont know you
Kaylee Taylor: what makes you think you could?? lol
Juanch0: lets make some babies
Juanch0: ill be your latino lover
Kaylee Taylor: what??
Juanch0: you know. tap it? hit it? break it? do the nasty? make love? well not the last one.
Kaylee Taylor: uh lol ya i know what tap it means
Juanch0: then? let me hit it doggy. no lube.
Kaylee Taylor: noooo
Kaylee Taylor: i dont even know you
Juanch0: youve seen me on cam. let me tap it.
Kaylee Taylor: so. you could be some old perve
Juanch0: ok ok with lube
Juanch0: lets doit
Kaylee Taylor: no
Kaylee Taylor: lol
Kaylee Taylor: iim not a whore or slut or a butty
Kaylee Taylor: call
Juanch0: ill give you $400
Kaylee Taylor: whats your number?

 

[HialeahChico305]

True story.

 

[T_man]

what IS your number. if she wont i will. I'm a student on the verge of selling my body in order to get by

 

[bio-chem]

im really hoping this thread takes off like it did on that other forum. where the hell is Kelju? I know he can get some good material for this thread.

 

[ZECH]

Juanch0: ill give you $400
Kaylee Taylor: whats your number?


LMAO, it was no till he mentioned money!

 

[T_man]

Juanch0: ill give you $400
Kaylee Taylor: whats your number?


LMAO, it was no till he mentioned money!

Pre-ceded with:
Kaylee Taylor: iim not a whore or slut or a butty
Kaylee Taylor: call

 

[maniclion]

im really hoping this thread takes off like it did on that other forum. where the hell is Kelju? I know he can get some good material for this thread.

Kelju is a caveman, and everytime he see's a Geico sign he loses interest in everything. Like the other day he finally decided to bang that stripper so he goes walking down the street to meet her, he's strutting with confidence, he's doing the double pistol thumbs are the hammers mock shooting thing at folks he passes, plus winking at women he passes, then he see's the sign and he freaks out and runs home....

 

[bio-chem]

Kelju is a caveman, and everytime he see's a Geico sign he loses interest in everything. Like the other day he finally decided to bang that stripper so he goes walking down the street to meet her, he's strutting with confidence, he's doing the double pistol thumbs are the hammers mock shooting thing at folks he passes, plus winking at women he passes, then he see's the sign and he freaks out and runs home....

 

[KelJu]

Kelju is a caveman, and everytime he see's a Geico sign he loses interest in everything. Like the other day he finally decided to bang that stripper so he goes walking down the street to meet her, he's strutting with confidence, he's doing the double pistol thumbs are the hammers mock shooting thing at folks he passes, plus winking at women he passes, then he see's the sign and he freaks out and runs home....

Actually, I have plans to stick it in her butt this weekend. I will consider the weekend a waste if I don't. By the way, I found out that the stripper's little sister is living with her. She is half Peruvian and half white. The bitch is sexy as fuck with a huge rack and 18. If I can't get it in her butt, I will try to stick it in her sister's butt.

 

[bio-chem]

time for a "Can I tap that text?"

 

[HialeahChico305]

Actually, I have plans to stick it in her butt this weekend. I will consider the weekend a waste if I don't. By the way, I found out that the stripper's little sister is living with her. She is half Peruvian and half white. The bitch is sexy as fuck with a huge rack and 18. If I can't get it in her butt, I will try to stick it in her sister's butt.

Peruvian girls are nice. most of them are freaks.

 

[Dale Mabry]