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Anything goes thread

Pitman you are so fucking retarded 'You are depriving some poor village of its Idiot.'
 
Omfg Geared J lost his top!!

Must be a sign of him trying to combat his depression caused by a lack of Big Status.

And I feel slightly disappointed that Geared J went easy on me.. I thought I was worth more than that :(
 
I don't know what else to add. GJ pretty much laid it all out. For the record though, I only drove 300 miles. But, you're right about Eisenhower. Fuck!

You also didn't mention anything about sane's latent homosexuality.
 
see i would have repped GJ for his post but i can't the limit sucks. whoever wrote that part of the rep program should have to adopt the same rule for his wife's pussy. "nope sorry honey you need to spread it around first".
 
see i would have repped GJ for his post but i can't the limit sucks. whoever wrote that part of the rep program should have to adopt the same rule for his wife's pussy. "nope sorry honey you need to spread it around first".

:roflmao:

Oh LW.. that was soooo funny!!!
Too bad I can't rep you. I have to spread it too!
 
Ponyshow, congratulations on finally getting on the gear bandwagon. Yeah, i think i'll start my first cycle ever at 47. Its not even a cycle at your age its called TRT! At least you dont have to worry about hairloss, chrome dome!

I'm 46 and this is my 3rd cycle, eff-knob. :mad:

Great post, Btw:thumb:


You gear heads better hope your dome is as tanned and as pretty as mine when you have no lettuce left:p














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OH SHIT! Call da amberlamps cuz GJ just fucked er'eone up in here!

Well, here goes: I find you all to be good natured, intelligent, and respectable individuals who deserve accolades reserved for kings...except for that goat fucker Captain Fish Dicks or whatever his name in these days.
 
alright im gonna set this bitch off.

Weldingman, you illiterate fuck. Try spell check before you click the 'submit reply' button! You're like a big jacked dumb fuck stereotype.

LoneWolf, you skinny little pussy. Id snap your neck in 6 places and then have my way with you. Not fucking big!

The situation. yeah...Lets name outselves after some douchebag on an MTV show. How imaginative and original. I should neg your ass but im kinda flattered you idolize Italians.

Roids1....Where do i begin? Hi my name is roids and i drive 700 miles to tap some chick that was around since the Eisenhower admninistration. You old granny chasing pervert! Did she knit you a sweater after you destroyed that dust covered wizard sleeve?

SprayherUp...How long has it been? No, not how long has it been since you worked out...How long has it been since you've seen your cock? Jesus christ its called a cut! Indoor softball games does not equate to cardio. I may have to call INS on your Columbian ass if you keep this up.

CC-10, you workout everyday and eat nothing but tuna and oats yet you look like shit! Something isnt fucking working chief. P.S. Adults who like WWF wrestling = GAY!

Hoglander i dont know you but i can tell you never worked out, ever.

DaMayor, a shortorder southern cook who runs a business yet is online 24/7 for some odd reason. Probably hasnt had customers in his dump in years. Filthy southerners!

Ponyshow, congratulations on finally getting on the gear bandwagon. Yeah, i think i'll start my first cycle ever at 47. Its not even a cycle at your age its called TRT! At least you dont have to worry about hairloss, chrome dome!

Little Wing...Not fucking attractive!


Capt reach around...This name is self explainatory, is it not? Stop dishing out gear advice until youve run at least one fucking cycle! Do you even SFW? You Dingo raper!

Pitman, you are the laughing stock of this board. Wait, am i even addressing you? I should neg myself for doing so. Gross overuse of smilies should be grounds for banning. Your apartment probably smells like fesces and stale piss. You disgust me.

Sanesloot (sigh) let me just quote Dean Wormer on this one. "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son"

Geared Jesus, you midget, skirt wearing unjacked guinea piece of shit! You've done like 8000 cycles and youre still not big or desirable. Go fuck another black whore and cry about your atrophized nutsack.

To the rest of you goons.....

None of you are even remotely jacked or desirable.












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wowww you fuck , talking all that shit just because you and lonewolf are finally sucking each others cocks? sucking cocks don't make you tough, just gives you more mouth muscles to keep talking shit !!!!! stay gay you need the protein....
 
Pitman you are so fucking retarded 'You are depriving some poor village of its Idiot.'
but while you and geared jesus are sucking each others cocks...this retard is in your town and village making sure your sweet smelling pussy wife is not deprived , you fuckin idiot...
 
Weldingman you sorry cock sucker you are nothing more than a undercover fag trying to suck all the members dicks, powerlifter my ass

Little Wing being here on Iron Forum is the most attention your sorry ass has ever had.

Geared Jackass You are a fucking loser you have no life whatsoever In real life you are just a lonely little boy that grew some muscle because nobody is gonna touch your penis anymore.

Capt reach around yes the name fits you well I am sure you and weldingfag
send pics of your cocks to each other via pm. Yes this is you http://www.redtube.com/5088

Pitman you are the biggest fucking idiot I have ever met in my entire life you are most likely a skinny nigger that sucks dick for his next hit off the crack pipe.

Sanesloot the only reason you are on here is to chat to bodybuilders and jack off to flex magazine.
 
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bah i'll take you all out with 1 punch...
guys with big cocks don't have time to post here.
 
It doesn't or never has taken to much to make me happy. : )

I love you all.

JUST NOT PITMAN.

Being abusive & controlling to innocent animals, children, and LW...

HE NEEDS TO BE CLEANED
 
Lonewolf loves to fondle pony's while having an assortment of cutlery rammed up his anus. A walking advertisement for AIDs.

Welderman is a haemaphilic pedaphile who bleeds from her vagina on a 5/2 day rotation

Hoglander was violently raped by a pack of chimps during a recent visit to Africa. Onlookers only watched a jeered, the shame will never leave him.

Geared Jesus is an insufferable circus midget, marked with post-teenage acne scars, a lisp and weak wrists. Failing in niche porn due to tren abuse, is now extorting homeless people for spare change.

The situation is a walking contridiction. The situation in the life of the situation is there is no situation. Never has, never will be. Lonely, hated, vilifiled.

DOMS is a coward. Beaten mercilessly as a child, now exacts revenge on tethered domestic animals . . after severely raping them before hand.

LittleWing's daughter Syn is also her sister. Recently released from their viking father's basement. Sick, depraved, diseased, unwanted. Except by the Capt ;)

Sprayherup, a decepid rat-like creature. Midnight rapist. Consumer of own ejaculate and feces.

roids1, interest in the elderly has turned to necrophilia. Raider of funeral homes, cemetry violator. A vast collection of stuffed vaginas line the walls of his basement.

sanesloot, sad, lonely . . shit-stained fingers from long-past encounters with homeless people. An ungodly body odour, is relagated to parents foul basement for remainder of days.

Ponyshow was once a youthfull and vibrant young spic. Sad and balding, has aged appallingly, resorting to cosmetic surgery. Suffers from rotting teeth and a prolapsed anus.

GICH!
 
I have recently changed my veiws on abortion After meeting Pitman, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.
 
Just got back from my date with Miss Daisy. I Spent the better part of the evening in the ER after my she slipped and shattered her hip getting out of my Yukon. I still cant get over this Jet lag from chiner. Gonna down 12 natty ices and raid moms medicine cabinet for expired vikes and ortho-evra.

On second thought, i'll just head downstairs to the basement for some sandfilled weight training. My best friend Tim should stop by soon and we're gonna gangbang my Roids mannequin. I'll be mailing the doll out to Will-P when we're done along with some placebos i bought from Nutraplanet. Hopefully my offerings will extend to a lasting friendship.

That is, if i find the time. I really wanted to head down to the pool for watermelon coolies and GILF hunting. Ass-cheek is really swollen and red from pinning myself. I forgot to swab the stopper before i drew my oil up and its probably infected. Luckilly i have a stockpile of anti-biotics from that last chlamydia infection. Fuck!!! M6's cat just clawed my scalp. Not really a problem since i can cover it up with my bret michaels Durag.

Speaking of Durags, i just purchased this awesome Rhinestone covered one from the dollar store for my date with Laqueesha. Cant find my shoe-lifts so im gonna have to rock some timbs. I cant let her find out im this fucking short. I may have to cancel our date though. Vit C hasnt arrived and my Tren dick has left me flaccid and hostile. Penis Pump is in the shop after i tren raged and threw it accross the room when Urbanksi made fun of me.

Gonna download that spell-check that GJ advised me to so i can appear more intelligent during the "Anything goes" conversations. Sniff my ass! I am the light that ignites my meth pipe.

But i have some good news....My peptides have finally arrived here. Australian customs are pretty tough to say the least. I ordered IGF-1-c-rr-92882 fragment 12939 and ghrp-aarp-28273-467 along with some tren/test/EQ/DBOL/Fishsticks/HugeAdrol and MDMA. Im never going to actually run any of it because i dont workout, i just wanted to be cool and post pics of my vials in the CT.

OMFG I LMFAO SO HARD.. I think all that laughing made me lose weight.

this thread is such a fucking EPIC WINNER
 
That's a scary thought. I hope I don't shatter anything during AP. What am I gonna do when I'm Al's age?!?!? I'll prolly be hangin' out at nursing homes with ensure and roses.
 
Ponyshow was once a youthfull and vibrant young spic. Sad and balding, has aged appallingly, resorting to cosmetic surgery. Suffers from rotting teeth and a prolapsed anus.

I would bet the house I look younger than you.......we should hit a club together and see who the chicks think is younger and wanna go home with......and I'm 10 fuckin' years older than you:roflmao:
 
Jake is 36 years old? Jake... start using Gears, or GTFO

Al, Will you be pinning Gears in your 60's?

Jay, will you ever consider platform shoes?

Roids, Have you ever considered women in their 60's? My mother is a good cook and she needs a Jack3d man in her life.

Niagraballs, Go beg BN to bring back those gay lame forums so you can ban me again and feel good about yourself

Saney (me), You are amazing. You'll be super sexy one day with this 1800 calorie diet that you're on. And you'll have six pack abs by the summer. Then the God of Gears will drive from NC to Jersey to introduce you to the Dark Side..

Willy P, Be expecting a leaky package..
 
My package is already leaking in anticipation. :daydream:
 
That's a scary thought. I hope I don't shatter anything during AP. What am I gonna do when I'm Al's age?!?!? I'll prolly be hangin' out at nursing homes with ensure and roses.

:roflmao:

Just make sure she has one of these and just flee the scene... you know Al has one!

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Frankly, I'm a little pissed that I was excluded from all these insults so now I'm opening up the whip ass.

Situation.. your just a moron who's idea of smooth talking a woman is telling her you wack off everytime you think of her and trying to impress her with a 2 hour hard on.
Sane.. you pecs are the sorriest excuse for a chest I've ever seen! They're one step up from being inverted.
GJ uses a baseball cap to hide from everyone that he actually is a hemorphidite and is so short he has to run around in the shower just to get wet!
Capt reach around, your fishsticks are so limp that the only one who could make a meal out of it is DaMayor.
Lone wolf.. you flea bitten fuck.. you're not special just because you can lick your own balls.
Little Wing.. your fantasy threads are poorly written and belong in the inquirer
Roids1, instead of buying $70 dinners, just hand her this and be done with it!
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DOMS.. you're not fooling anyone. We know you're actually the person behind the Big Smoothy ID, fucking terrorist.
Ponyshow.. Dude.. Well... you're just bald.

And pitstain... Let me sum up almost every fuckin thread you've ever written... :jerkit::jerkit::jerkit:. I know.. icons are easier than spelling.

Now, next time you bastards are out to insult members, you better include me! Douches!
 
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fuck you guys!

Where's your pictures at?
 
fuck you guys!

Where's your pictures at?

Oh no way.. I can't post a picture.
I'm not jacked enough.
But at least I knew that before posting one! :D
 
Frankly, I'm a little pissed that I was excluded from all these insults so now I'm opening up the whip ass.

Situation.. your just a moron who's idea of smooth talking a woman is telling her you wack off everytime you think of her and trying to impress her with a 2 hour hard on.

i am impressed :nerd::clapping:

Sane.. you pecs are the sorriest excuse for a chest I've ever seen! They're one step up from being inverted.
GJ uses a baseball cap to hide from everyone that he actually is a hemorphidite and is so short he has to run around in the shower just to get wet!

lol


Capt reach around, your fishsticks are so limp that the only one who could make a meal out of it is DaMayor.
Lone wolf.. you flea bitten fuck.. you're not special just because you can lick your own balls.
Little Wing.. your fantasy threads are poorly written and belong in the inquirer

lol if i write them better i'll get horny and then it'd feel weird not fun. i don't come here for horny.


Roids1, instead of buying $70 dinners, just hand her this and be done with it!
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DOMS.. you're not fooling anyone. We know you're actually the person behind the Big Smoothy ID, fucking terrorist.
Ponyshow.. Dude.. Well... you're just bald.

And pitstain... Let me sum up almost every fuckin thread you've ever written... :jerkit::jerkit::jerkit:. I know.. icons are easier than spelling.

Now, next time you bastards are out to insult members, you better include me! Douches!

you know i picked up a lot of things here one of my favorites was when someone, i think manic, referred to a little puckered asshole as a starfish.

nice avatar. :kissu:

and i see you have a LOT of time to post here. :thinking:
 
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