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see i would have repped GJ for his post but i can't the limit sucks. whoever wrote that part of the rep program should have to adopt the same rule for his wife's pussy. "nope sorry honey you need to spread it around first".
Ponyshow, congratulations on finally getting on the gear bandwagon. Yeah, i think i'll start my first cycle ever at 47. Its not even a cycle at your age its called TRT! At least you dont have to worry about hairloss, chrome dome!
wowww you fuck , talking all that shit just because you and lonewolf are finally sucking each others cocks? sucking cocks don't make you tough, just gives you more mouth muscles to keep talking shit !!!!! stay gay you need the protein....alright im gonna set this bitch off.
Weldingman, you illiterate fuck. Try spell check before you click the 'submit reply' button! You're like a big jacked dumb fuck stereotype.
LoneWolf, you skinny little pussy. Id snap your neck in 6 places and then have my way with you. Not fucking big!
The situation. yeah...Lets name outselves after some douchebag on an MTV show. How imaginative and original. I should neg your ass but im kinda flattered you idolize Italians.
Roids1....Where do i begin? Hi my name is roids and i drive 700 miles to tap some chick that was around since the Eisenhower admninistration. You old granny chasing pervert! Did she knit you a sweater after you destroyed that dust covered wizard sleeve?
SprayherUp...How long has it been? No, not how long has it been since you worked out...How long has it been since you've seen your cock? Jesus christ its called a cut! Indoor softball games does not equate to cardio. I may have to call INS on your Columbian ass if you keep this up.
CC-10, you workout everyday and eat nothing but tuna and oats yet you look like shit! Something isnt fucking working chief. P.S. Adults who like WWF wrestling = GAY!
Hoglander i dont know you but i can tell you never worked out, ever.
DaMayor, a shortorder southern cook who runs a business yet is online 24/7 for some odd reason. Probably hasnt had customers in his dump in years. Filthy southerners!
Ponyshow, congratulations on finally getting on the gear bandwagon. Yeah, i think i'll start my first cycle ever at 47. Its not even a cycle at your age its called TRT! At least you dont have to worry about hairloss, chrome dome!
Little Wing...Not fucking attractive!
Capt reach around...This name is self explainatory, is it not? Stop dishing out gear advice until youve run at least one fucking cycle! Do you even SFW? You Dingo raper!
Pitman, you are the laughing stock of this board. Wait, am i even addressing you? I should neg myself for doing so. Gross overuse of smilies should be grounds for banning. Your apartment probably smells like fesces and stale piss. You disgust me.
Sanesloot (sigh) let me just quote Dean Wormer on this one. "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son"
Geared Jesus, you midget, skirt wearing unjacked guinea piece of shit! You've done like 8000 cycles and youre still not big or desirable. Go fuck another black whore and cry about your atrophized nutsack.
To the rest of you goons.....
None of you are even remotely jacked or desirable.
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but while you and geared jesus are sucking each others cocks...this retard is in your town and village making sure your sweet smelling pussy wife is not deprived , you fuckin idiot...Pitman you are so fucking retarded 'You are depriving some poor village of its Idiot.'
lol, that's some fucked up shit right there.
Just got back from my date with Miss Daisy. I Spent the better part of the evening in the ER after my she slipped and shattered her hip getting out of my Yukon. I still cant get over this Jet lag from chiner. Gonna down 12 natty ices and raid moms medicine cabinet for expired vikes and ortho-evra.
On second thought, i'll just head downstairs to the basement for some sandfilled weight training. My best friend Tim should stop by soon and we're gonna gangbang my Roids mannequin. I'll be mailing the doll out to Will-P when we're done along with some placebos i bought from Nutraplanet. Hopefully my offerings will extend to a lasting friendship.
That is, if i find the time. I really wanted to head down to the pool for watermelon coolies and GILF hunting. Ass-cheek is really swollen and red from pinning myself. I forgot to swab the stopper before i drew my oil up and its probably infected. Luckilly i have a stockpile of anti-biotics from that last chlamydia infection. Fuck!!! M6's cat just clawed my scalp. Not really a problem since i can cover it up with my bret michaels Durag.
Speaking of Durags, i just purchased this awesome Rhinestone covered one from the dollar store for my date with Laqueesha. Cant find my shoe-lifts so im gonna have to rock some timbs. I cant let her find out im this fucking short. I may have to cancel our date though. Vit C hasnt arrived and my Tren dick has left me flaccid and hostile. Penis Pump is in the shop after i tren raged and threw it accross the room when Urbanksi made fun of me.
Gonna download that spell-check that GJ advised me to so i can appear more intelligent during the "Anything goes" conversations. Sniff my ass! I am the light that ignites my meth pipe.
But i have some good news....My peptides have finally arrived here. Australian customs are pretty tough to say the least. I ordered IGF-1-c-rr-92882 fragment 12939 and ghrp-aarp-28273-467 along with some tren/test/EQ/DBOL/Fishsticks/HugeAdrol and MDMA. Im never going to actually run any of it because i dont workout, i just wanted to be cool and post pics of my vials in the CT.
Ponyshow was once a youthfull and vibrant young spic. Sad and balding, has aged appallingly, resorting to cosmetic surgery. Suffers from rotting teeth and a prolapsed anus.
That's a scary thought. I hope I don't shatter anything during AP. What am I gonna do when I'm Al's age?!?!? I'll prolly be hangin' out at nursing homes with ensure and roses.
fuck you guys!
Where's your pictures at?
Frankly, I'm a little pissed that I was excluded from all these insults so now I'm opening up the whip ass.
Situation.. your just a moron who's idea of smooth talking a woman is telling her you wack off everytime you think of her and trying to impress her with a 2 hour hard on.
i am impressed
Sane.. you pecs are the sorriest excuse for a chest I've ever seen! They're one step up from being inverted.
GJ uses a baseball cap to hide from everyone that he actually is a hemorphidite and is so short he has to run around in the shower just to get wet!
lol
Capt reach around, your fishsticks are so limp that the only one who could make a meal out of it is DaMayor.
Lone wolf.. you flea bitten fuck.. you're not special just because you can lick your own balls.
Little Wing.. your fantasy threads are poorly written and belong in the inquirer
lol if i write them better i'll get horny and then it'd feel weird not fun. i don't come here for horny.
Roids1, instead of buying $70 dinners, just hand her this and be done with it!![]()
DOMS.. you're not fooling anyone. We know you're actually the person behind the Big Smoothy ID, fucking terrorist.
Ponyshow.. Dude.. Well... you're just bald.
And pitstain... Let me sum up almost every fuckin thread you've ever written.... I know.. icons are easier than spelling.
Now, next time you bastards are out to insult members, you better include me! Douches!
Uhhhgghhh Loads all over Sane's breasts!
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