My pregnant girlfriend seems to hate me...

[bulldogz]

Just wondering if anyone else has had the same feeling or situation.

I know that hormones are raging and crazy at this point for her, but it seems it's just with me, when she's around her freinds and family she is all smiles and happy...but with me she's like disgusted or annoyed with me for some reason...

Anyone else have or had this or have any advise or pointers for me..cuz my patients running out quick..

 

[Captdick]

its normal

 

[DOMS]

A lot, but not all, pregnant women go functionally insane. It's like PMS to the Bitch power. Keep in mind, you're the one that got her pregnant. She hasn't forgotten that.

 

[blazeftp]

She mad you lied about the condom.....

 

[D-Lats]

Dude it's normal. Oh ya and it doesn't end when the kid comes out either bro. It's been 10 months and my girl still has mments where I think she would stab me because I dropped my shaker cup at 6 am and might wake up the baby! I feel for you dude

 

[bulldogz]

Good one blaze..lol...

Thanks fellas...this shit has me stressed...I can't imagine what she is going thru...but damn this fvckin sucks...don't even know if we'll ever have sex again..wtf..

 

[DOMS]

I can't imagine what she is going thru

What she's going through is fraction of what you're going to go through.

 

[bio-chem]

A lot, but not all, pregnant women go functionally insane. It's like PMS to the Bitch power. Keep in mind, you're the one that got her pregnant. She hasn't forgotten that.

 

[bio-chem]

Just wondering if anyone else has had the same feeling or situation.

I know that hormones are raging and crazy at this point for her, but it seems it's just with me, when she's around her freinds and family she is all smiles and happy...but with me she's like disgusted or annoyed with me for some reason...

Anyone else have or had this or have any advise or pointers for me..cuz my patients running out quick..

you sure its your kid?

 

[ROID]

Women are a whole different kind of crazy no matter what the situation.

A man and women's thought processes are so different. I'll never understand them.

 

[ROID]

you sure its your kid?

ha, might be time to check. Be some bad news for him if it is, she will take bitch to a whole new level.

lol

A friend of mine was complaining that her and her boyfriend only had sex one time in 7 months and she got pregnant.He was a drug addict so that is why they didnt have sex often. I didnt think nothing about it until the child grew a little older. The little boy has red hair and very light complected. The father is neither. The mother worked for a red headed light complected guy and quit her job around the time she got pregnant.

Interesting....

 

[DOMS]

you sure its your kid?

That reminds me of something Tosh said (written from memory): "I found out my girlfriend is pregnant. Some guys are hoping for a boy, others for a girl. Me? I'm hoping it's black."

 

[DOMS]

Women are a whole different kind of crazy no matter what the situation.

A man and women's thought processes are so different. I'll never understand them.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to ROID again.

 

[GearsMcGilf]

WTF's up with all these pregnant girlfriends? If you can afford a gym membership and a tub of whey, seems like you could buy some fukkin birth control. She's just prolly just pissed because you were too lazy to pull out.

 

[mich29]

its normal

this pretty much and it will get worse and then the kid comes and then it gets worth again.but in the end its all worth it man.hang in there bro.

 

[vortrit]

WTF's up with all these pregnant girlfriends? If you can afford a gym membership and a tub of whey, seems like you could buy some fukkin birth control. She's just prolly just pissed because you were too lazy to pull out.

 

[Big Pimpin]

WTF's up with all these pregnant girlfriends? If you can afford a gym membership and a tub of whey, seems like you could buy some fukkin birth control. She's just prolly just pissed because you were too lazy to pull out.

Not running enough test.

 

[sprayherup]

This is when you LHJO on her face when she's sleeping. Glaze her up...repeat nightly.

GICH!

 

[Doublebase]

You are having a baby out of wedlock? Shame on you.

 

[GearsMcGilf]

At least you didn't get married. This arrangement is gonna save you a lot of $ when you finally decide to take a hike. Otherwise you'd have shelled out thousands for a D. Good planning. Well, sorta.

 

[Gena Marie]

Just wondering if anyone else has had the same feeling or situation.

I know that hormones are raging and crazy at this point for her, but it seems it's just with me, when she's around her freinds and family she is all smiles and happy...but with me she's like disgusted or annoyed with me for some reason...

Anyone else have or had this or have any advise or pointers for me..cuz my patients running out quick..

It is very normal. The reason she is happy and smiles around her friends and not you, I feel, because i am the same way at times, is because you are safe. Maybe she feels she can take out her frustrations on you and you will stand by her side. Some times friends aren't quiet as forgiving. Maybe. Hang in there. Oh and when she is screaming that she hates you during the birth, no worries, she doesn't. She just wishes the baby was coming out of your man parts and not her woman parts.

That reminds me of something Tosh said (written from memory): "I found out my girlfriend is pregnant. Some guys are hoping for a boy, others for a girl. Me? I'm hoping it's black."

I love Tosh, he is great.

WTF's up with all these pregnant girlfriends? If you can afford a gym membership and a tub of whey, seems like you could buy some fukkin birth control. She's just prolly just pissed because you were too lazy to pull out.

Right!

 

[DOMS]

I love Tosh, he is great.

He has a new stand up coming out mid-March.

 

[Big Pimpin]

Just wondering if anyone else has had the same feeling or situation.

I know that hormones are raging and crazy at this point for her, but it seems it's just with me, when she's around her freinds and family she is all smiles and happy...but with me she's like disgusted or annoyed with me for some reason...

Anyone else have or had this or have any advise or pointers for me..cuz my patients running out quick..

I think the world of my wife, but the fact is I will never be able to make her happy everyday of her life. Once you figure this out marriage isn't that big of a deal.

Wimmens are just wired funny and no schematic in the world will help you decipher them.

 

[Gena Marie]

He has a new stand up coming out mid-March.

I think we missed him here

 

[Captdick]

you sure its your kid?

Funny

 

[IronAddict]

You think this sux now! Bro, you've got 18 years of both of them despising you!

 

[ROID]

I think it is time for you to move on. Tell her its been fun but you just don't think you are ready for the kind of commitment it takes to raise a child. Leave on a positive note by telling her you will be in touch when you feel like taking on a little more responsibility and that you are sure she will be a great mother.

Women shouldn't expect a man to just drop everything because she gets pregnant. God made a women more than capable of taking care of a child all by herself. We see examples of this in the animal kingdom all the time.

you're welcome.

 

[maniclion]

I think it is time for you to move on. Tell her its been fun but you just don't think you are ready for the kind of commitment it takes to raise a child. Leave on a positive note by telling her you will be in touch when you feel like taking on a little more responsibility and that you are sure she will be a great mother.

Women shouldn't expect a man to just drop everything because she gets pregnant. God made a women more than capable of taking care of a child all by herself. We see examples of this in the animal kingdom all the time.

you're welcome.

Red kangaroos can have one joey she is nursing but too big for her pouch, one in her pouch and one fertilized egg and still cross arid land without water for 10 days.....

And Little Wing can raise 2 amazing kids on her own while still being a hot milf....I mean all they need us for is to fertilize the seed, kill spiders and make sure there is meat at the store when they go to stock up...

 

[bulldogz]

you sure its your kid?

lol...yeah it's all mine bro!

That reminds me of something Tosh said (written from memory): "I found out my girlfriend is pregnant. Some guys are hoping for a boy, others for a girl. Me? I'm hoping it's black."

interesting...maybe it will be spanish......oh wait...I'm spanish...wtf!! ...

Thanks for all the replies...been talking to some other buddies that have kids and they are all sayin the same...thanks again!

 

[Captdick]

Red kangaroos can have one joey she is nursing but too big for her pouch, one in her pouch and one fertilized egg and still cross arid land without water for 10 days.....

And Little Wing can raise 2 amazing kids on her own while still being a hot milf....I mean all they need us for is to fertilize the seed, kill spiders and make sure there is meat at the store when they go to stock up...