My Cock Stinks!

[BillHicksFan]

I banged a broad who had her rags on about five weeks ago and ever since then my dick has this repugnant odour about it that refuses to leave nommater how many times I scrub it.

She was bleeding a little and I didn't wear a condom. I was drunk and fall to sleep immediately after the champas popped (I know, I'm a classy cat with smooth moves ).

Now everytime I whip in out for a bitta LHJO I instantly get this gastly reminder of her stinking, wretched pussy, it's unavoidable. I wouldn't blow myself if it were possible.

I've screwed well over 500 different woman while living in S/E Asia (mainly freebies ) and all I've ever caught was a healthy dose of crabs. I've never come across anything like this before.


1. Wtf have I got?

2. Wtf does she have??

3. Hft do I get rid of it?

4. Will jumping back on the meth pipe ward off any future viruses?

 

[Little Wing]

blood would not do that. do you have any other symptoms?

Male Yeast Infection

 

[ManInBlack]

Jesus Christ man!

 

[ROCK STEADY]

See a Dr..

 

[BillHicksFan]

blood would not do that. do you have any other symptoms?

Male Yeast Infection

Could be it LW however the only symptom I have is the foul smell, nothing else.
A guy commented at the bottom that he contracted a yeast infection and it made him tired. I've been really tired lately however I thought it was due to the gram of test and dbols I'm running weekly. My immune system is strong as I haven't been sick for years.

I guessing that this chick may have enough yeast in her vag to bake a loaf of bread.

 

[BillHicksFan]

See a Dr..

I'm too busy working to go and see a Doc about a smelly dick.

 

[Work IN Progress]

Everybody knows the smell of infection. If it smells like that then you have a problem on your hands. Well.... not your hands but.... Gross

 

[Zaphod]

I'm too busy working to go and see a Doc about a smelly dick.

If your dick isn't important enough to go see a doctor you have your priorities fucked up.

 

[ManInBlack]

I love threads about smelly cocks

 

[ManInBlack]

Especially on a saturday night when im not drinking or spreading my man jam

 

[Kathybird]

If your dick isn't important enough to go see a doctor you have your priorities fucked up.

I can't fault the logic here.

 

[KelJu]

Cheese Dick!


On a serious note, I humbly submit a small piece of advice to...




































































GO SEE A FUCKING DOCTOR!

 

[ManInBlack]

its just a stinky weiner, nothing to get overly excited about

 

[BillHicksFan]

Fuck it, I'll let this loaf bake a little while longer, might even stop showering and keep wearing the same jocks on until next weekend.
I live in a small country town and so I'm sure I could manage to spead some cheesy man-yeast around pretty damn fast. There'll be some fattys involved but that where all the action is and I'm prepared to take a few knocks to my self-esteem in the name of charatable STD donations.
Actually damn, that's where I contracted it to begin with!

 

[BillHicksFan]

I can't fault the logic here.

When my Doc is a cute little asian girl I'll be certain to designate a day off to go and get my penis inspected, she may even sniff it gently.

Until then, I'll just do what anybody would do and post my penis problems on a bodybuilding forum.

 

[ManInBlack]

Billhicks for fucking Prez!!!!!!

 

[SFW]

Bill, its probablly yeast.


Also, the smell is more than likely permeating from your balls and not your weener.

My advices? Lose some blub....The fleshy folds of fat around your thighs are more than likely the culprit. Its a perfect breeding ground for such organisms. Spray your junk with lysol in the meantime...and try skipping the Five-Guy's lunches for a salad and a shake.


Oh and Bill....


GICH!

 

[BillHicksFan]

Bill, its probablly yeast.


Also, the smell is more than likely permeating from your balls and not your weener.

My advices? Lose some blub....The fleshy folds of fat around your thighs are more than likely the culprit. Its a perfect breeding ground for such organisms. Spray your junk with lysol in the meantime...and try skipping the Five-Guy's lunches for a salad and a shake.


Oh and Bill....


GICH!

GYCH!

You gonna unblock me so I can see if you've got any pics of your wheelz? Last time I checked you hadn't. Do you even train legs? Just sayin'

Five Guy's lunches? You yanks have everything.

There's no blub on my thighs, pretty lean and solid in that department and as for my balls, the gram of test/week has sorted them out too.
It narrows it down to lysol, I'll check it out. I've never heard of it so I'm guessing its another yankie product that I'd have order from the other side of the planet.
You told me that you bulk on tren, donuts and anything else that's not nailed down! I'm still pissed about that.


Seriously though, unblock me. please. I wanna see who I gotta beat.


I'll let you smell my penis.

 

[HialeahChico305]

wash your hands before you wack off kid.

 

[HialeahChico305]

cheese dick!


On a serious note, i humbly submit a small piece of advice to...

































































go see a fucking doctor!

+1 .

 

[theCaptn']

I love threads about smelly cocks

bwahaha! as do I!

If youre going to be a bareback warrior, be prepared for some funky germs kniggknogg!


. . sounds like you need to visit your doctor, seriously!

 

[BillHicksFan]

. . sounds like you need to visit your doctor, seriously!

I'll try some hardcore exfoliation first before I go crying to the doc about a pugnant smelling salami. He'd have to do the smell test on me in order to establish an accurate diagnoses of whatever the fuck is.

For some reason I feel more comfortable telling you bunch of queers than to tell my doc. Honestly, I'm disappointed at most advise given as this place is homo central and you fags get all types off nasty shit (no pun intended). I thought you guys would not only diagnose me but give me the cure aswell.


She had a massive vagina too. If she didn't smell like China Town on a hot day I'd take her to Thailand and use her as a drug mule. She'd fit the whole pharmacy up that hairy pouch of hers.

 

[theCaptn']

so you'll be hitting it again then

 

[BillHicksFan]

so you'll be hitting it again then

I'd definitely hit it with all 3 inches of your dick Captn'. You can expect to experience some serious fermentation over the following 6 weeks.
She added me to facebook and I'm considering asking her what exactly she has living inside her crotch.
She drinks a lot of beer so I'm thinking that maybe it's a build up of brewer's yeast of top of bad hygiene. She looked kinda cute when I was blind drunk however the next day I nearly died of fright waking up next to her. Sounds like she could be your type.

Edit: Breach in Captn' code #152. Any IM member must not make fun of the Captn' unless given approval my admin.
Penalty: The Captn' reserves the right to edit any IM member's posts in such a way that it makes the IM member appear to be extremely gay.

 

[theCaptn']

you're learning the rules young grasshopper

 

[min0 lee]

Amputate.

 

[dave.b]

well kid,,a little healthy FYI,, you might want to think about covering up,,and maybe put a little more time on screening these women your puttin the pipe too,,i meen just a couple of extra minutes is all???

 

[BillHicksFan]

well kid,,a little healthy FYI,, you might want to think about covering up,,and maybe put a little more time on screening these women your puttin the pipe too,,i meen just a couple of extra minutes is all???

Condoms are for pussies and for people who already have AIDs. I screened this chick for hours. I had my beer goggles well and truly polished that night.

 

[Little Wing]

you need to at least go buy something like monistat that women use for yeast infections and put it on your cock and balls for a week or so. you don't need a prescription.

 

[buff1]

you need to at least go buy something like monistat that women use for yeast infections and put it on your cock and balls for a week or so. you don't need a prescription.

Athletes foot spray or powder everyday for a month will do the trick.