My girlfriend let me down on my birthday

[MDR]

But back to the menfolk - how about you bros help out teh wimmins here. Other than threesomes (which are, for the most part, best left to theworld of fantasy) and sexual favours (which really ought to be a given), what would you like your girlfriend or wife to get you or do for your birthday?[/QUOTE]

I'll be 45 in a few months, so I'd love it if she just forgot about the whole thing. Besides, she bought me a big-screen TV christmas before last, and I've been playing catch-up ever since.

 

[danzik17]

But back to the menfolk - how about you bros help out teh wimmins here. Other than threesomes (which are, for the most part, best left to theworld of fantasy) and sexual favours (which really ought to be a given), what would you like your girlfriend or wife to get you or do for your birthday?

So foursome is out of the question then?

But seriously, just freaking ask. You're a girlfriend, not a goddamn mindreader. I wouldn't expect you to know what I wanted any more than you should expect me to know unless it was explicitly mentioned.

 

[Built]

So foursome is out of the question then?

But seriously, just freaking ask. You're a girlfriend, not a goddamn mindreader. I wouldn't expect you to know what I wanted any more than you should expect me to know unless it was explicitly mentioned.

I could kiss you, really, but as I mentioned, this is what I deal with:

I ask hubby and his answers are things like "well, I'd like a Mazda..." but never anything within reach that I think he'd really appreciate.

 

[juggernaut]

I still want the threesome with Donna.

 

[Zaphod]

I'm easy. Something motorcycle or gun related. Preferably something useful.

 

[Chubby]

I read one of the pro bodybuilder saying that bodybuilding is a selfish sport. I guess it also make people selfish.

 

[juggernaut]

I read one of the pro bodybuilder saying that bodybuilding is a selfish sport. I guess it also make people selfish.

...and your point is???

 

[OneWheyOrAnother]

I moved on, and she made it up to me. I can tell the Tren is fucking with my head.

 

[bio-chem]

I moved on, and she made it up to me. I can tell the Tren is fucking with my head.

She made it up to you by staying with you even though you are fucking looney toons?

 

[cg89]

gett over it..i got dumped by "ms teen MY STATE" 5 days before my bday when i was 19 yeah shit hurts i got over it

 

[robbiek426]

Get some adex bro, its only going to get less and less exciting the longer you are with her. 1 day a year isnt important. I mean really, my lady doesnt do anything special for me, I specifically ask her not to. One little bump in the road shouldnt be something to worry about. She remembered and in a way by letting YOU choose what you wanted to do it was all about you. Worst case scenario, if it was that bad of a let down PIIHB! That should be payment enough for just about any fuck up!

Rob

 

[oufinny]

She made it up to you by staying with you even though you are fucking looney toons?

 

[Savage`]

Geezz, this thread is still going??

 

[OneWheyOrAnother]

She made it up to you by staying with you even though you are fucking looney toons?

Yeah. Even though I am a fucking Tren monster that snaps at the slightest drop of a pin right now, she is willing to do whatever it takes to make things work. She's still a dumb bitch though.

 

[Chubby]

Yeah. Even though I am a fucking Tren monster that snaps at the slightest drop of a pin right now, she is willing to do whatever it takes to make things work. She's still a dumb bitch though.

I see...so you don't love her. I don't think she is a dumb bitch, I think you are an immature man.

 

[mr. ya-di-da]

bro - i hate to say this, but this is totally your fault. you put WAY too much effort into her b-day WAY too soon.

see, some people are really thoughtful and kinda live to make others happy, blah, blah, blah. you seem like one of those people. i'm not saying that's a bad thing at all. it's actually kinda admirable, but it's NOT everybody. it's not me and it's apparently not her.

at the same time, the fact she doesn't have the ability (be it genetics, by choice or as a result of things from her past) to give of herself in that way, doesn't make her a bad person. i have the same problem. my girl makes a HUGE deal over me for every occasion. i just can't do it. it's not that i don't want to, i just don't have the original ideas and burning desire to shock and awe.

lastly, i've read alot of your threads and i know you are/have been on a bunch of gear recently. i know you've had some emotional sides from some of them. i'm not trying to call you out, bro, so don't take it wrong, but maybe you're overexaggerating. MAYBE it's not that big of a deal. just MAYBE, if you care about her, you need to make up some reason you were in a bad mood and appologize to her. otherwise, she will have even more pressure on her now to compete with the amount of attention you show her in these situations and if it's not in her, it may very well end the relationship.

just sayin. . .

i soooooo agree ! good post !

 

[CG]

Yeah. Even though I am a fucking Tren monster that snaps at the slightest drop of a pin right now, she is willing to do whatever it takes to make things work. She's still a dumb bitch though.

There's that tren talking!!

Smoke a and hit her up for some AP.

You'll be happy as a clam my friend, even with your tren rage

Sent from my SPH-M900 using Tapatalk

 

[oufinny]

Yeah. Even though I am a fucking Tren monster that snaps at the slightest drop of a pin right now, she is willing to do whatever it takes to make things work. She's still a dumb bitch though.

WTF? If she is a dumb bitch why are you with her? My GF pisses me off from time to time but I don't believe I have ever referred to her like that. My ex on the other hand, she really was a dumb bitch and will tell her that though she knows her crazy ass earned that title.

 

[sprayherup]

She sounds like a selfish bitch. Just like all of them. Skanks!

Fuck em all!

The funny thing is that if you did the same to her she would've complained 10 times worse.

 

[twstdn8v]

You are a pussy. I bet you wig out when she eyeballs some guy at the fn mall. But you wait til you get to the car so you don't make a scene. Try bein a fn man we dont give a shit about holidays or apecial occasions. Wreck that bitch and show her who's boss then take your balls and duct tape them bitches back on. Continue poundin every suitable hole on the whore in question till dominance is established.

 

[OneWheyOrAnother]

I see...so you don't love her. I don't think she is a dumb bitch, I think you are an immature man.

I mean that in the sense that all woman are dumb bitches. I still love her with all my heart.

I just think that men are the dominant sex and woman think that they are smarter because they know how to talk about their problems.

I'm over it, and now back to getting head on a regular basis. She still won't let me put it in her bum yet though.

 

[mr. ya-di-da]

She still won't let me put it in her bum yet though.

get her drunk and when your pounding it from the back slip your thumb in her ass for a bit..see how she responds to that ..baby steps my friend..maybe she will like it and then let you ram it in her ass.